What is Jow Forumss craziest story involving minorities?
>Be 25 >Looking for a gf >Try a dating site >After a few days, finally find someone >We hit it off instantly >Eventually, agree to meet up at a local restaurant >Sitting there waiting for over 2 hours >Would have left but I was thirsty as fuck >2.5 hour mark comes around >Look out the window >Three minvans pull up >Doors open >Screaming black children running around everywhere >Black teenagers fighting >One 300 pound niggress gets out of one of the minivans >She pulls out her phone and dials a number >2 seconds later my phone started ringing >The 300 pound ogre is the bitch from the dating site >Nope the fuck out of there quick
Turns out that bitch was well known around my city. The picture she used was from over 25 years ago and she had over 20 kids.
A well known scam of hers was to use dating sites to get pregnant by guys who didnt know who she was. After that, she would collect child support and claim the kids on her income tax.
Why would you ever respond to an ad knowing she was a nigger? Kys
Kevin Walker
60 from one mare is pretty remarkable, got any more details?
Gabriel Russell
alright here goes >be me >going to Toronto to meet friends, have lunch >get out at restaurant parking lot >look to the left >nigger swarm >wtf.webm >be retarded and decide to check it out >fight >nig1 stomping on nig2 >ask what happened >"deshaun got sum dirt on tyrone shoe so tyrone is whoppin he ass" >mfw niggers literally beat each other up over shoes
I was wrong, it's 69 >The greatest officially recorded number of children born to one mother is 69, to the wife of Feodor Vassilyev (b. 1707–c.1782), a peasant from Shuya, Russia. In 27 confinements she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets.
Julian Carter
Holy shit that's actually not far from where I live.
Jackson Flores
Haha, you could be related to her
Mason Watson
>Be me >129 pound African leopard >Attempting to bring MyCatchOfTheDay™ up my tree >Hear rustling in the bushes >GodDamnLions.iso >Spear hits tree >"what the fuck?" >Ooga booga thing #1 begins running at me with a club >DefensivePostureEngage.png >I start snarling and swiping at the shit-scented mongrel who was currently swinging his inferior weaponry in my face >I notice Ooga booga #2 emerge from the bushes and steal my hard earned thomson gazelle >I pounce on ooga booga #2 and bite his neck, crushing his windpipe >I pounce on Ooga booga #2 with the attempt of biting his jugular >whole tribe of Ooga booga things start throwing rocks while aggressively clicking >NotWorthIt.exe >I bolt off into nearby tall grass >Make plans to come back and scavenge the remains >I start watching them taking turns shoving their tongues up the gazelle's anus >Whoops, never mind >Marabou stork lands next to me, I presume it wants some of the left overs, but the poor thing doesn't know they've been contaminated >Oppurtunity.rar >I get into belly crawl position and start sneaking up on the unsuspecting dinosaurian >"before you kill me, feline, I have a riddle for you to solve" >"Go on" >"Why do gorillas always appear to be frowning?" >"Why?" >Because in ten million years, those "things" over there are what they'll become."
I went on a date with a girl who claimed to be half Mexican and half Californian. She told there are 8 of them in the family, all adults, living in cheap accommodation somewhere. I cant remember. She had no problem telling me she owed near to $100,000 in the US for going to college for photography and never intends to pay it back and that her brother robs whatever he can from American tourists that visit Dublin.
I finished the date and never called her again. Lmao.
>be 16 >meet gypsy family >become friends of a gyppo >he and his entire family deny being gypsies, they yell at me when i call them that and tell me how they're proud whites >he's a piece of shit who pisses in the street and in basements, argues with innocent people etc. >he wonders why people hate him fucking dumb piece of shit
I met a skinny black girl online once. I went to her appartment and fucked her up her ass until I came three times. Then smoked her weed with her.
Nathan Lewis
>Be me > 9/11/2014 >Driving with cousin around uni campus dropping off herb to young folk >Cousin sees man wearing turban >Slows down car and rolls down window >Sticks arm out window with Roman salute and yells out "HAPPY 9/11 MY BROTHER!"
Pretty funny. I was terribly embarassed cause I was pretty sure the guy was a Sikh.
What a dumbass. “Mexican” isn’t even a race or ethnicity, they’re just mutts between natives and Iberians with low but detectable subsaharan African, and the percentages of these components varies greatly Pic related is from the US
She was some retarded mutt. Who cares what she says. She spent €100,000 on a photography course she never ended up using. She is a mutt subhuman.
Blake Murphy
Making good use of your flag
Aaron Nelson
It's how the phrase "welfare queen" became a thing. They keep popping out babies so they keep getting plenty of money coming in through welfare service and/or trying to get child support. They barely feed the kids at home and instead have them depend mostly on meals at schools which provide poor kids free breakfast and lunch.
Which is also why we have such shitty school lunches, the school system can't use better foods without charging more which would mean more expensive foods having to be given out for free.
Can’t do it now though, got banned from leddit for a few days for harassing a tranny
Carson Parker
Topjej.
Anthony Cruz
>Be more >Working at McDonalds >Hit it off with everyone >Manager was strict but when he left it would be fun >We'd joke with the customers things moved way more smoothly >Working drive thru on my third day >Find 40 cents on the table >Can't put it in without going over the limit or I get in trouble >Put it in my pocket >Spic tells me to put it in anyway it won't matter >Shrug and put the money in >Get called into his office later that day >Fired for theft >Later found out she did it because I "annoyed" her by joking and talking with the customers so she told the manager
ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!
Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.
The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.
Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.
What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?
How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?
And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?
But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.
They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.
>Constantly act stupid annoying customers and coworkers >Get put somewhere you can do the least amount of damage. >Take money (the amount is probably a lie) >Finally give your manager an excuse to fire you.
Be honest. That is more accurate.
Anthony Gutierrez
So could you, but you can't know for sure
Grayson Robinson
Believe whatever you want spaghetti nigger, I told it how it happened
Liam Bailey
Wow you are literally blameless and a cool guy and people hate you and fire you for no reason. That must suck.
Justin Stewart
>final exams of highschool >finish exams too early too leave >ugly overly proud jewish girl in front of me >look at writings her pencil case "Lets jew it" >laughed so hard i had to be escorted out >had to retake the test >never told anyone why
Thomas Bailey
Wow it's almost like people can be friends with coworkers and be nice to customers.
Jonathan Wright
so half mexican and half mexican?
Brandon Gray
No you convinced me. You are super cool and got fired for no reason at all.
>Be 31 >Meet an Asian chick at the beach. >Hit it off, decide to go out for drinks. >She's a 10 in looks (I'm ok, like 7.5) and she's basically more American than me...typical 24 yr old...into Taylor Swift and shit but also knew allot about sports. >Had to put a lot of work in...3months+ of dating until we start banging. It's fantastic...she's perfect. She tells me I'm her 2nd. >Finally meet her family/parents/grandmom...they're all off the boat Fillipino. All super nice.... >Realize in slow motion at that dinner that I can't have these ppl as my in-laws or bring them to my 100% Irish American family stuff. Half of them look like last creature. Although my girl and her sister we're smoking hot. >Go home that night an Google image what ppl or babies look like that are of Irish and Fillipino decent. >first example I see is Kirk Hammet from Metallica. >Bang a few more times then breakup because I can't stop picturing a future with a little Kirk Hammet goblin running around my house asking for new baseball spikes.
Christian Baker
sneaks are sacred
Benjamin Ross
That reminds me of a story from when I was a teenager. I had a Chinese (M) and a Japanese (F) friend and the Japanese girl hooked up with another friend who is was a white chad. The Chinese guy got into a huge sulk at the party and even confided in someone that she should be his since she is asian.
Lmao Japs and Chinks HATE each other.
Adrian Stewart
Okay Samus, you try finding a job in an area that's getting ass raped by opiods and other drugs. There's so much of it the nogs and spics don't even kill each other they're all slumped out in trap houses
Colton Parker
Just study and go to college.
Michael Moore
I'd rather get the disciple from the military first before I go to (((college)))
Henry Butler
>be me >at grandma’s house >house built in 1925 >was 100% Swedish back in he day >grandma/grandpa plant apple tree in back around 1955 >we end up as the only white family in the neighborhood > help grandma plant some tomatoes > pack of 6 feral niggers enter our yard and surround me declaring that all of the apples on that tree belong to them, and if we take any then there will be problems.
I fucking hate niggers.
Jose Brown
yes igor, you must never let such things happen to your homeland
Cooper Sullivan
>2 of my gfs were half black >their nigger families and friends were fucking dumb and incredibly loud >shoveled food at insane speeds into their mouths whenever we dined together like it's their last meal >their houses either had no decorations or awful tacky shit everywhere like golden chandeliers or door handles >avoided meeting them whenever i could >gfs who acted like normal human beings outside of these meetings turned into loud annoying cunts >went nuts everytime trying to contain my powerlevel and avoided talking about their history and culture, or lack thereof >still dating a half black girl for no special reason and would rather be with a local or a slav >on Jow Forums since 2013 I don't know how to feel.
Gavin Clark
Conquer user. Make Belgium 1% whiter.
Nathan Davis
That reminds me >Sitting next to a tranny at a cafe >Starts telling his snowflake passi about how all races should mix >I join the conversation, "Why ruin eachother's genes? Wouldn't we do better as a species by staying pure? Mixing just causes low IQ-" >Interrupted by him and his angry snowflake passi for not being more "culturally excepting" >He starts bragging about wanting to suck big black cocks and how they look better >Drop some redpills about how the whole "big black cocks" thing is a myth and Africans having inferior intelligence to most races >"IQ SCORES ARE NOT ACCURATE YOU WHITE MALE" >Calls me white >He's also white >RaceTraitor.7z >I'm fed up with their mongrel worshipping and just leave >I go to the same cafe the next day, and give them a fake apology, and tell them that I've "seen the purple-haired light" >They eat up my fake apology like dumbasses they are >They tell me that they're going to be bringing in drawings of their favorite anime characters >MaliciousLaugh.wav >I start drawing the two anime characters i've always look up to >So the next day comes, and they all bring in their Naruto recolors >I give them a folded piece of paper >Tell them that I have to leave early, that I have a job interview >They open the folded piece of paper, unaware that doing so would reveal a Super Saiya-jin 3 Donolf Trumtler fusion >I hear them screeching like pteranadons as I walk out of the cafe >As I exit the parking lot I see them getting forcibly removed by the staff at the cafe, they see me pulling out of the parking lot with the biggest fucking grin on my face
Anthony Bell
Dump her then move, unless you want Tyrone to come after you for "Breakin mah sistahs hart nigga"
Luis Peterson
Sounds like nonsense except for the fact that a white person called me white as an insult one time.
Jaxon Watson
I would rather die a Virgin than to continue down the road you are on.
Gabriel Flores
>that cluster of "African Americans" firmly in the 100% Euro corner
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Summerfag fuck off pls.
Benjamin Jenkins
Bitch pulled up in a shoe.
Dylan Butler
Fedora edgy my man.
Carson Fisher
>can't have these ppl as my in-laws or bring them to my 100% Irish American family stuff. I thought niggers liked asians.
Cameron Adams
Cant belive you get paid to shitpost on Jow Forums all day.
Carson Myers
>be me >live in 90% black city >other 9.9% is Hispanic >be one of 3 white kids in the school >get weird looks >get called "cracka" unironically >go to prom >date was alright >dance turns into twerk-a-thon with rap music causing my hearing to get 5% permanently weaker >girls twerking on guys >this is normal >feel like a 54 year old boomer >black kids from my schools all affiliated with the "bloods" gang >DJ puts rap music by a rival gang member >fight start to happen Still clapped cheeks.
>trying to sell Xbox online >somebody wants to meet up at a Best Buy to test it out >get to Best Buy a few minutes earlier than the time we agreed to >text him “hey I’m up front are you here yet?” >at this point I don’t know the guy is black >he texts “I just got here I don’t see you” >I say “I’m up front” meaning up front outside of the store. >I thought he just pulled his car into the parking lot and was looking for me. >he texts “I still don’t see you” >I say “where are you at?” >me: “I’m up front OUTSIDE of the store” I now realized that I had to clarify that for this idiot >a few minutes later some nigger, his sheboon gf, and about 4 screaming niglets walk up to me >nigger: “hey you was sellin dat xbox?” >me: “yeah, let’s go inside and test it out” >we go inside >turn on one of the tv’s and hook up the Xbox >everything works fine, no red ring >me: “so as you can see everything works fine” >nigger: “I wanna play one of dem games doe to make sure I aint gettin scammed” >me: “uh, ok?” >take the controller and try to turn it on >batteries are dead >fuck >to be fair I should have checked if the batteries were still good before I left >I go to the Best Buy service desk and ask them if they have extra batteries >they say no >and I’m not about to buy a whole new pack of batteries just for some niggers who are already giving me attitude
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Lucas Garcia
man minorities are wack!
Noah Howard
>live in 90% black city >other 9.9% is Hispanic Sad!
Carson King
I'm surprised the niglets didn't try to pick-pocket you first.
Jaxon Howard
>I get back to the niggers >me: “sorry that the batteries aren’t working but as you can see everything else still works fine. I’ll give you a discount for that.” >I was already selling it for cheap as fuck >nigger seems like he wants to buy it but sheboon is cucking him >nigger: “I don’t know man, it’s up to da boss right here” >points to sheboon >meanwhile his niglets won’t shut the fuck up >they’re all over the store running around screaming >sheboon: “I don’t know, we don’t wanna be gettin scammed. Dat controlla aint workin!” >me: “ok hold on and let me check if I have some batteries in the car” >I check and there’s nothing >I get back and it’s obvious that sheboon gave her nigger bf a talk about not buying the Xbox >nigger “ok first of all you started out by lying to us sayin you was at the front of the store when you wasn’t, now you aint got no batteries and trying to scam us” >I start laughing in his face about him saying I was lying >it’s not my fault this stupid ape doesn’t understand what a simple miscommunication is >me: I wasn’t lying you just didn’t understand what I said” >I’m still laughing at how fucking stupid his claim is >him and sheboon get pissed off even more because I’m laughing at them >nigger: “nah we don’t want dis no mo” >walks out the store with sheboon and niglets
Gavin Price
Europe for white people Why do you think you 're a white country
