I'm off to bed now bant. Can you please read me a bedtime story?
also i'd really appreciate it if you could tuck me in
I'm off to bed now bant. Can you please read me a bedtime story?
Ethan Garcia
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Oliver Ortiz
I will pat your head and give you a kiss on your 4head :3
No homo ofc
Jeremiah Peterson
There once was a kot and it died. ze end
Hunter Thomas
Based and redpilled
Anthony Baker
One moment user
Thomas Hernandez
Here is my story for u
youtube.com
Connor Johnson
*tucks you in and gives you a kiss on the forehead.*
I wrote this dumb story for someone on bant a while ago.
Once upon a time in a land far away lived a brave knight. This knight was the strongest and nicest in all the land. Then one day an evil wizard came, and all this wizard wanted to do was ruin peoples day with curses and spells. The people knew who they had to send, so they went to the knight and said, "Oh brave and kind knight will you help us in are time of need!" The knight being a person who always wants to help leap into action heading to the dastardly rude wizard.I wrote this dumb story for someone on bant a while ago.
Once upon a time in a land far away lived a brave knight. This knight was the strongest and nicest in all the land. Then one day an evil wizard came, and all this wizard wanted to do was ruin peoples day with curses and spells. The people knew who they had to send, so they went to the knight and said, "Oh brave and kind knight will you help us in are time of need!" The knight being a person who always wants to help leap into action heading to the dastardly rude wizard.
Brody Stewart
A long their travel was a bridge this bridge was unlike others though, for it had a mean troll who wouldn't let people cross. So when the knight tried to cross the troll jumped out and yelled, "You can't cross this bridge you big dummy!" The knight was shocked by these words and asked the troll, "There is no need for rude words I just want to walk across this bridge." The troll sensing that the knight wasn't going to leave yelled, "You are not going to cross MY bridge!" The knight noticed the emphasis the troll put into saying it was their bridge and asked, "Did you make this bridge? For if you did it is a wonderfully made bridge that all should be able to enjoy!" The troll expected the knight to yell at him not complement him so they said, "Well I did make this bridge... But just because you like it doesn't mean you can cross it!" The knight said in a happy tone, "Of course I like it! Anyone who could cross it would agree this is a great bridge!" The troll looked at the knight confused for a moment then said, "Is it really that good?" And the knight said in a jolly manner, "Yes! 'tis one of the finer bridges I have seen." The troll stood their for a moment then allowed the knight to pass will saying, "Thank you knight. Those where kind words..."
Bentley Ortiz
The knight then made it to where the evil wizard was. The wizard was in a big tower that look like it would take a long time to climb. To most they would see this a daunting challenge, but not the knight! For the knight was a person who enjoys a challenge. So the knight began to run up the tower and on the tower walls the knight saw painting of the wizard starting from when he was a young spellcaster, and ending to the wizard today with a long snow white beard. The knight finally made it to the top and found the wizard, the wizard then said, "So you are the knight the people have sent? Well you won't be for long!" He then shot a lighting bolt at the knight! But the knight was quick on his feet and jumped out of the way. The bolt hit an old box and the box exploded. The room then was covered in pictures of the wizard. the knight looked at some of the pictures, they where of the wizard when he was younger, the wizard had a happy smile on his face. So the knight asked, "I have seen in your painting and photos that you looked happy. May I asked what happened?" The wizard said, "Nothing you dolt!" He then shot another bolt of lighting.
Colton Myers
thanks friend
I don't see anything wrong with pats and kisses
that's a very sad story
do you have any happier ones?
Carson Perry
The knight barely jumped out of the way of the bolt of lightning once again the knight then said, "You had such a nice smile it radiated true joy, but the older you got the less you smiled. What happened?" The Wizard threw a book and yelled with a loud and upset tone, "What does it matter to you!? You're just a idiotic homunculus who shouldn't care!" The Knight then said with a caring voice, "I care if nice people are hurt and you seemed very nice. Where you hurt when you where younger?" The wizard stopped for a short while and looked at the knight, then cast a spell which tossed a fireball at the wizard. The knight blocked the fire with his great shield and asked, "Did someone hurt you? Did someone make fun of you?" The wizard stopped and looked like he had just remembered something then cast the fire ball once more. The Knight noticed the wizards face and said, "Someone did make fun of you! What did they say? Did it hurt? Are you ok?" The Wizard looking rather mad stopped and yelled, "Yes! The people made fun of me! Are you happy now!?"
Robert Cruz
One day there was a tea sucking limey.
And he posted on Jow Forums and became the big ghey.
The end.
Zachary Lewis
The knight with a shocked tone said, "Oh dear that's terrible! What did they say?" The Wizard then said, "They Called things like poindexter, nerd, and geek just because I liked magic. They said I wasn't cool and that I wouldn't even be a good wizard. So vowed to become the greatest wizard and get my revenge!" The knight then ran to the wizard and hugged him while saying, "That was in the past. There will always be people trying to insult you, but you have to stay strong and don't let them keep you down. And for what it's worth I think you are cool." The wizard was in complete shock and didn't know what to do, he just stood there until the knight stopped hugging him. Then once the knight stopped and they said in a quiet tone, "No one has ever said that. Thank you it means a lot to hear that." The knight then said with a smile, "I mean every bit of it! You have such great powers you shouldn't use them for bad." The wizard then said, "You're right. I shouldn't let what happened keep me down. I vow to only do good."
Jeremiah Morgan
Because of the knight words and actions the wizard stopped cursing the people and actually stated to help them. Thus everyone was able to live happily ever after.
Colton Sanchez
I don't like that story
thanks anyway, rude kiwi
Thanks bumstead.
It was kinda dumb but I still enjoyed it a lot
Idk it was nice
Brayden Rodriguez
Joseph Ward
Go to bed
Caleb Bell
heh he's short
Lucas Wood
He's not tiny he's compact.
Camden Sanders
once upon a time I got a kot id
Adrian Parker
>telling other people what to do as if you're big enough to have the authority
good one
Evan Hernandez
I am going to bed
I'm in bed right now dummy
he's smaaalll
Levi Roberts
Look at him, average height.
Noah Martin
Anyone can tell bongboy what to do and I am big actually
Sleep
Luis Watson
of course. he's clearly just bending down for the picture
he definitely not short
why do you get to tell me what to do?
I am going to sleep but it's my idea not yours.
Nolan Phillips
>big
Anthony Gutierrez
Why shouldn’t I get to tell you what to do? You’d probably like it, now sleep
Samuel Butler
yes
bigger than you
Dominic Torres
Just bending the knees. Not short at all
Cameron Reed
that's not a good enough reason you dumb kiwi
you can't fool me. That image is clearly photoshopped
just look at a real photograph. He's pretty tall
Lincoln Green
yeah real big, not little at all. not even slightly. im real sure. you've got me convinced
Zachary Nguyen
It’s a great reason, you’ll see
@5873690
Dumb ash, you call me small, unmanly and a brat
No more (you)s
Michael Flores
rude small kiwi
Jonathan Mitchell
classic photo of him.
Jerma is great. He's streams are wonderful, i'm not at all disappointed how he's switched to steams and not videos
Zachary Kelly
I’m not small
Jose Rivera
Look how bratty you're acting. In public too, wow. You're trying so hard to get someone to put you in your place, I can just tell.
David Price
Gnight brit, I hope your night is better than mine
Juan Bennett
Please top saying things like that
I work hard to maintain my tough persona
Hudson Morgan
sure. i will tell you the one i always got when i was going to one. once upon a time there was three goats. one small, one medium and one large. they all wanted to go to find some better grass. but to do it they had too cross a bridge. a bridge where a troll lives under. first came the small goat. tripp trapp tripp.(Norwegian stepping sounds) Troll: WHO IS STEPPING ON MY BRIDGE! oh its me. the small goat said. but dont take me please. my brothers are comming and they are more fierce and scary then me. then medium goat came. tripp traspp tripp trapp. WHO IS STEPPING ON MY BRIDGE! oh its me. but please dont take me my older brother is more fierce and scary. then came the largest goat. tripp trapp tripp. WHO IS STEPPING ON MY BRIDGE! its me. the largest gaot said. the troll was ready to eat the goat. but the largest goat wasnt scared and lauched a attack on him. the great troll got stabbed and fell from the bridge. and then the goats lived happily after that.
i got this story told to me a ton of times when i was a child.
Isaiah Turner
I was a bit dissapointed at first, especially as I miss most of them but I really enjoy them now.
especially as he still manages to try new things and keep it interesting
smol and gey
what's wrong spain?
I might fall asleep soon but I can try and help if you want
Levi Peterson
I was going out for some drinks with the lads but most of them pussied out in the end
Im pretty pissed rn
Owen James
Same here but he's still basically the same person which is great! I know many steamers and what not can do videos but can't work live, jerma lives of being live though.
Kayden James
i hope you you sleep well knowing that the goat murdered the troll :)
Juan Hughes
I remember this story
Levi Moore
i think its called bukkene bruse.
Gavin Russell
>tough persona
my parents told me a similar story when I was young
someone once told me a version where they got eaten and it scared me
oh. that sucks
I guess there isn't much I can do about. sorry
I suppose there's always some other time or another place in the future. but that probably doesn't mean much at the moment
it's obvious that he puts a lot of effort into his streams
I can't stand streamers who just sit there and play games for hours on end
Jonathan Lee
That's one of the great parts, he's always looking for a joke. Like that clown bit during the car stream. Sides gone the first time.
Luis Allen
here is a synopisis of another Norwegian adventure i used too also hear.
A farmer sent his sons to cut wood in a forest he owned, to pay off debts. A troll threatened them as they came, one by one; the two older ones allowed themselves to be chased off, but the youngest son (known in Norwegian as Askeladden 'Ash-lad', or called Boots in some versions), asked his mother for food before going out. When the troll threatened him, the boy pulled out some cheese, claiming it was a stone, and squeezed it until whey came out. When he threatened to deal with the troll as he had with the "stone", the troll offered to help him with the wood-cutting.
The troll suggested that the boy come home with him. Then he went to build up the fire and sent the boy for water. The boy realized he could not carry the huge buckets, so he declared they were too small, and said he would just fetch the entire spring. The troll, not wanting to lose his spring, exchanged chores with him.
When the porridge was made, they had an eating match, but the boy put more into his scrip than into his stomach, and when it was full, he cut a hole in it. The troll said he could eat no more. The boy suggested that he cut a hole in his stomach, which would let him eat as much as he liked, and it didn't hurt much.
The troll did so, and died, and the boy took his gold and silver and paid off the family deb
Ian Torres
hehe he trolled a troll
Thomas Jenkins
he's a genuinely funny guy. I'm glad that he's still making content after all these years
thanks. I hadn't heard that one before but I definitely liked it
there are lots of trolls in norwegian stories.
Jaxon Thompson
Me too. :)
You should get some sleep fren.
Ryan Taylor
KOT GET id
Xavier Williams
yeah I probably should. Im pretty tired
goodnight.
goodnight ritsu
thanks for the stories
Nathan Wood
kot?
in the future
Angel Davis
Night night :3
Evan Mitchell
>tough persona
not hard enough little boy