I summon everyone

Nice

I was drinking peacefully!!! Goddamnit!!!

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Sorry mate

cot

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hello

I have joined this thread

Hi
Hey

Be my reddit gf

I'm not a girl

>Andy has joined this thread

give me a reddit gf

Sorry mate can't find one for you

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>bOy

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Hello

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You know it's not good to summon succubi just to practice your summoning skills.
Especially when you don't want gay posting.
So what do you want? I'm busy making people gay.

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Heh
>Please don't gaypost in this thread
>Posts a guy with a visible dick
Just fuck off
Hey

um sweetie you called x

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How have you been?

>So what do you want?
Nothing
Yeah I did
Alright, just drunk right now

Have you been drinking by your self?

Yeah I have

Mangia una pene homo.

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no u

Did you have to use Google translate?

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uguu I'm a cute man (girl)

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Do you do this a lot?

Gross

So many gays in this thread rn

Yeah because the last time I spoke Spanish was like 4 years ago
Sometimes. Ill be running out of things to drink soon though

I like you Mrs Normie, you seem like a great gal! Keep it up!

El goblina

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Why do you want too drink alone? Drinking too much is bad for you, nothing wrong with geting shit face sometime.

Thank you, I stop care so much about people on here calling me ugly, any one call call someone ugly.

Sometimes it's personal reasons and sometimes I just want to have a few drinks. Don't usually get shitfaced though.

Esso è Italiano faguette.

It's like 2am I'm drunk and that sentence looked similar to Spanish

That good, I'm happy too hear you don't drink all the time. What do you like drinking? My self im not much for drinking it all tested bad and I don't like gross thing in me mouth.

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Better be Guinness or I'm disowning op

Idiota! In Italiano!

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Anything really, beer, cider, whiskey
Yeah Guinness is alright. Wouldnt have it at home though
Ok

I never liked beer, when I used to drink it would be Guinness then I developed a taste for Vodka :) gave up about 14yrs ago, thankfully I don't miss it

Com'è stata la tua giornata?

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>it's another Mormon typefucker who believes sodomizing is a Christian way episode

Beer fine if you drink it fast so that you end up to drunk top care. Beer and mix drink is what me and norime drick back at Utah with all the boys when they come over, lot of fun with them juat hang out get drunk. Norime end up way drunk was fast and would pass out.

Haha yeah, sounds like something Normie would do for sure!

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Fagmark on a proxy here
I'd like to dispel the misconception that I'm the only straight Dane on Jow Forums
I actually suck huge cocks :^)

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Yeah, I didn't really like beer at the start but I'm getting used to the taste if it. Guinness is as I said alright to drink. I haven't tried vodka before, don't really have any desire to try it out.
>Com'è stata la tua giornata?
how was your day? Sorry I can't speak italian
Yeah I don't really drink beer fastand I'm not into mixing drinks that much. Don't really want to drink enough to pass out

We already knew that fagmark

Well when you have a russian man at lest that at lrat two of you make you pond back drink as hard and fast at him that how it gose. I think we ownly got throw 2 or 3 games of kings Cup in the four year I know all of them. Norime past put in bed.

Haha sounds like normie, I know him pretty well after all!

MARGAREEEETTIIIIII

What android app do you use?

>5876132
No (you) per te non Italiano.
Molti movimenti della mano.
Yeah.
It's all good. I'm trying to find Italy so he can help me with my syntax. Shits hard yo.

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k

I never get too the ponit of passing out of not remembering thing, but I fine drinking make me charming or make me no worryed so I can be myself, norime I think said I flit or that i seem like I am flit when in drunk. Not that I think I go and if i do I don't mean too.

Norime can mix really good drink, he could be a great bar tender.

For Jow Forums I have too use Mimi.

Lol I wasn't disappointed when that translated!

True! Hey Normie? What do you think?

freaks of nature are not allowed on bant

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Fair enough. My day was boring enough, just was at work all day.
I usually get more talkative when I'm drunk which doesn't go well with my phone being near me most of the time

>5876179
Fucking fags don't enter heaven.

Just wave your hands in front of the letters and get really angry. It will translate.
Nuh uh Swede you have some weird couples talking fetish I can't get behind.
What do you do for work?
>inb4 potato farmer

Hey! You two, just had an idea.. Wouldn't it be crazy if you two took a picture while playing footsie, like a photo of your feet touching? I think it'd be fun and I'm sure the lads would have a good laugh haha!
Not sure where I get all these ideas from, I'm pretty random!

be my GF ffs andy you catholic junkposting stud

Oh, hehe.. Look at those triplets, a sign from "kek" perhaps? Well, got to do it now hehe.. :)

I'm a boy

No, that's just a hobby. I'm working with my dad as an electrician.

>5876214
In Italiano per favore.
No Swede. Get your muzzie bf to do it.

Well, I know you like to drink alone but have a few people over too drink me you can talk with them. Then as you get use too it try going too a bar with them. It a good way too slowly get use too being out and round people and haveing fun. That way you don't make a stuped phone call.

Do you have a sexly thing for feet? If so it okay not my thing about juat want too ask. I fine thing people are in too sexy too be interesting I think you can tell a lot about people that way and tell about how the world is at well.

>5876239
Gli omosessuali non vanno in paradiso

Very nice. You learned to love your Ugly book yet?

>Ugly book yet?
what did he mean by this?

Oh no, no no.. Not a fetish, just figured it might be a fun Jow Forums activity, and maybe it'd allow you two to further bond as the beautiful couple you are!

Nah I'm used to drinking in pubs. It's just I couldn't be bothered going out to pubs on the weekdays.
>You learned to love your Ugly book yet?
What do you mean

>5876255
Io non sono omosessuale mi piacciono entrambi Google tradurre amante ragazzo.
You'll see.
You don't know what an ugly book is? It's a refrence document for codes and regulations and the like. Most electricians carry then.
Do you have a personal set of Klein's yet?

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We don't really do feet stuff, we fine feet gross and even if we did I would not know how too. I have never done it befor.

That fine, I not one for go out too drink i fell put of place and I be come a wall flower and hide off so that I become more like the wall it self. And then i end up just siting there swinging my leg happyly as i drink. If someone come too talk with me in happy about it.... but I can't juat go talk too people

>5876302
I don't speak wop

>5876316
Perché tu amore ragazzi.
Traducilo ragazzo amante.
Gross. No.

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Dank is dank face

>It's a refrence document for codes and regulations and the like.
Oh yeah that book. Yeah I'm just starting to love it
>Do you have a personal set of Klein's yet?
Yeah i do
Yeah, I only talk to the people who I go out with or if someone just starts talking toe while we're waiting to get served
Based

Alright, I'll leave you two alone now! But I'll miss you, I always do

I think drinking with the guy is great I like watching them all play games of pool with people. But fine thing hard too talk when they get drunk they talk about women and I just sit there. Man and far better friend then women...not that i have any female friend.

You don't have you go, I mean if you want too talk about something that cool, but if you wish too leave them be safe. Norime playing fallout so it just me now.

Nice. Does he have you doing trim (installing outlets and face plates) or does he have you actually running wire?
Gay.

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Yeah I do trimming and running wires. Sometimes have to chase walls if we need more outlets in the house

Eh, you're the one doing gay ERPs

Have you had to change any ballasts yet or are you mostly residential?
No not really. I can't gay post for a week.

Well, you are a cool guy!

No, I mainly just work on building sites. Never had to change any ballasts. Are you an electrician as well?

hello friend

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