if you were on a stranded island and you had to choose 3 Jow Forums anons to help you survive, which anons would you choose?
i'd take a random new zealander because we could drown him and use him as a last resort meal
a certain aussie for the secks and cuddles to keep warm
and PD, because being stranded on an island would make a great PD thread
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I'll take 3 gay posters because they are fat and can serve as food
any fat lazy anons to serve as food
SSP but theres three of him
Eating a fat person would mean less meet and more fat. And eating human flash could be bad for you if not done the right way and I take Norime frist he had the skill and know how of how too live there the other two not sure
probably just some posters that I like so we don't end up killing each other (hopefully)
dumb cannibals
bluepilled response
Gayposters are for eating
OP for emu god sacrifice ritual
ssp to kill
russian tranny, we will die anyway, i will just make sure he dies faster than me
you will be dissapointed
eating gayposters is gay
Sounds like someone is trying to protect himself
>anons
>PD
i think you don't understand what "user" means
Okay, so I walk talkimg about this was norime. Human meet would be more like cow meet to. Human don't have white or dark meet. And if you going too eat a steak it should have some fat on it for cooking and too keep it not dry. So i was think that white people or black people meet it and heathly bit not fat too too toned. Would have the neat meet for eating. And Asians being small would have the wrost...
I'll eat you
An amerimutt for their overall weight and fat content. For an endless energy supply.
Romanian KOT Posters
And a honk hong furry for sexual pleasure.
American for shooting things
Aussie for chill environment
And a Finn to use as a meat shield against the feral tribesmen
i meant posters
don't be a party pooping faggot, america
But to specify.
I'll take the gay fin, the gay brit and some other lump of cancer so they wouldn't be able to post on Jow Forums.
Stefan the Jow Forums rapist.
He speaks multiple languages so it would be very useful depending on where the island is and what kind of boat would be rescuing us. As well he's one of the most responsive to being taught manly skills like fire making, spear fishing and shelter construction. Also doubles as company.
SHIT POST
His masculine demeanor and refusal of the gay would help immensely as he wouldn't be an absolute pussy about doing things like chopping wood, making tools and hunting animals all of which are skills I could teach him.
Bumstead
His knowledge of flora would be indispensable as he'd be able to identify different plants and recognize their edibility. He'd also be able to plant seeds from wild plants into a sustainable garden. Would also help keep morale up by being adorable all the time and giving out genuine compliments.
i'd make sure larpmark gets killed first
You’re an unsung hero
I think I be better then Bumstead to have, he lazy and fuck and would be like have a women there. He could grow flower but that don't mean he would understand the flower and plant life on a inland
bless your soul denmark
I disagree. Bumstead has an obvious understanding of flora that is indispensable in a situation like being stranded.
Knowing the biology of animals is all good but I only need to know that they can be hunted.
Not knowing which plants will give you what effects can be deadly.
I mean....can you name at least 5 plants that are toxic to humans without using Google?
Now how many of those could you identify just by sight alone?
Nightshade
Wolfsbane
Holly berries
Uncooked potato
Gimpy-gimpy
Also that’s not even including the fungi
on the other hand, he's a pathetic fucking faggot
Yes he may be able too name of few but his knowlage it not of plant you can eat or not eat his knowlage it morw about cute flower that people put in the back yard. So he could tell you what plant okay too small but not too eat. And you may be able too eat it but what are you going too when you get sick form something live on or in the plant that you did he and you did not know about. And saying you want him round for being cute and but when trying not too died and live on a inland that should not be number one. Even the seeds he had women not be able too grow in the inland and I hate too tell you but the wild life would be trouble there morw of them then the the gun that honstly you would not have. It not like you or one of them owns a gun. And the fact that he is lazy would mean he would not do as much work.
And it said you on a inland with people not you on a inland with guns and shit.
I'd choose the old anime watcher, the American socialist living in Saudi Arabia, and the happy day poster.
Shut up gay boi.
>poison sumac
>poison ivy
>poison oak
>Magnolias
>those red berries that grow fucking everywhere
I'm not even very good at it. I still to the rule of thumb with poison ivy and the like. If its leafs have a shine or a film on them it's probably best to stay away from it.
That's more of an opinion than a fact to be weighed against why I shouldn't bring him.
> it morw about cute flower that people put in the back yard
His knowledge of flowers will go a long way. There's certain flowers you can eat the seeds in. Bumstead would be able to identify the different flowers and what ones you could eat if any.
>And you may be able too eat it but what are you going too when you get sick form something live on or in the plant that you did he and you did not know about.
Are you going to be able to tell me everything from the different fungi that grow on it, the different microbes that flourish in the environment and what a diseased plant looks like? No. That's something I can barely do and even then I'd be skeptical of eating any plant.
You can't identify every single last microorganism that could be populating a plant just by looking at it.
Best rule of thumb is to eat a small amount and see how it effects you. If it gives you diarrhea then you can't eat it.
>the wild life would be trouble there morw of them then the the gun that honstly you would not have
People hunted for thousands of years without guns. I've hunted without guns before. Honestly it's not that hard to make a spear or make a bow. They literally teach it to scouts. Fuck I know how to make an effective bow.
I don't see how it would help when I'm trying to stalk out prey and you're telling me what kind of animal it is.
It's not going to change how I kill or trap it. Deadfalls and snares work perfectly fine without even knowing what kind of animal it is.
Most I need to know is what it looks like to determine how deep my pitfall is.
I’m not gay. Can you name 7 poison fungi?
Nope.
I stay away from mushrooms because they're too risky. You can easily misidentify a deathcap and end up with a wicked case of food poisoning. I was taught unless you have a botanist with you or someone who has a proven record of identifying fungi you shouldn't risk it.
I'm a hunter not a pussy berry picker.
Do you just called Bumstead a bussy. I bet he won’t even sex you now.
>implying bumstead sex's me
You’re both gay so he probably does. No disrespect tho.
>all gays constantly have sex with each other
Wut?
Nah bumstead doesn't sex on me. I have a wife to do that. Bumstead is well.......he likes hot dogs for a reason :3
He would only know of flower that he have planted and flower for here. So he know roess and other flower. But flower and a inland you need classes in coallge he ownly been grow plant for like 6 month and there and roess. That don't mean that is he went too a inland with a jungle he know anything about jungle
And You no I can't but you know with out Google he could know just he knoq how too plant flower that a middle age women would in there home. That dose not mean he has the know how too tell what good too eat or any thing more then how too keep a pretty flower a live. He did not know even how too tell the gender of plants or even know plant had gender in tell I told him.
You could kill a cat or a bear yes there and bears in jungle and inland but are you going too really tell that Bumstead would be able fight off something with out you. Are you going too stand by there side and never leave them. And bring a made weapon even if you made one if more of one thing like monkeys go come at in in grop you may kill a few befor they bite off you thum and then you neck. I think you giveing Bumstead short at the moat and I sure it not 6 mouth he ownly start working with his pant when we ment. But you acting as if he had a master dagger in plants. I know more about plant then him.
>implying your wife isn’t secretly Bumstead
ha. ha. Yes I know plants.
Well if that's the case I'm changing my last one to Snekman because evidently he can identify fungi which is valuable too. Really I'd only need myself. The idea of bringing 3 other people is silly.
>implying you're not secretly Bumstead
Don't you?
But Do you know juggle plants off the top of you head, do you know wild life plants.
MIKE KANSAS
I need no other. He's worth a hundred anons on his own.
Y-you too
Give me three 2hu posters and I will be having dinner for weeks.
>Implying bumstead isn't everyone
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I think shakemam is a great pick
He would he actually knows plants.
*sweats* Y-you too.
*dies of dehydration from sweat loss* Y-y-y-you too.
*what's wrong snek?
Sh-shut up! I don’t need compliments from... from... a dumbo like you! *runs off and hides*
:3
Grrr. Don’t hug me. I’m a scary snake. Hiss hiss.
doughnut bully snek. Snek is nice.
Who's the scariest of all the sneks? you are! You are!
Yes you knowledge it more then use for and you would be better at handle thing and could be train. I was not telling norime he should pick me. Have any women would be not great over bleeding but my knowlage of sea, land, plans and other life form thing would come in handle but bleed would make it So i would need iron a lot and well and the blood I would have and the sent I give off for my time of the month would be more trouble. But fungus in a bid deal and can be help full and well and give you a lot of troble and I know some can be made in too drink and shit for when you sick.
No. Snek is being gay and he affirms he's not. Being cute gay with you is still gay.
I-I really am... don’t tease me. O-or else I’ll make you regret it.
snek is no gay.
Oh know you will, because your a big tough snek. Just the toughest of all the sneks aren't you?~
Yes he is. He's just like you and doesn't want to be public about it. Just look at his typing style. He's a total gay.
Oh um... thanks?
Yeah. So I’ll let you off with a warning but only because I like you.
>only because I like you
You forgot to say no homo.
You gay boy.
no snek is just nice fren, he no homo. He's nice a nice snek.
Okie dokie snek. You are a bury nice snek.
Stop teasing the boi. He's just nice.
>doesn’t get that I love everyone in a heterosexual way even after I posted five separate threads saying “I love all”
No he's a big homu. He just hasn't come out of the closet yet. Trust me I'm an expert :3
>doesn't say no homo when telling guys he likes/loves them
Yeah gay.
I love you
Snek is no gay just a nice boi. Geez don't make me boop you normie.
why would you wanna drown a kiwi? :(
I think snek is both heterosexual and homosexual.
cute snek.
B-but he's so gay.....
This ones getting eaten first. Cant let dead meat rot.
mighty kind of ya
Don't make assumption about who he likes. You could just make the problem worse then he could become a homo in denial or a hetro in denial.
I'm going to give you a hug because I know you weren't truing to be mean.
No I meant to be mean. He's a homu and he knows it.
Prove me wrong.
Pro tip: You're gay XDXDXDXDXD
;-; normie don't make me make you feel bad.
I’m gay now are you happy
I'm mad Bumstead. Don't make me bully you.
Yes! Now go enjoy it you big homo.
Well FUCK YOU TOTTY
Titty*
Why are you mad? And you wouldn't bully me right?
>fuck you
Gay.
Just enjoy your new found acceptance and be happy snek.
Here have a snek for your troubles. Just don't step on it.
>Why are you mad?
I have my reasons.
>you wouldn't bully me right?
I would bully the heck out of you and make you get me choccy milk to dump down the drain.
>choccy milk to dump down the drain
you monster :0
Would you want to talk about them? Maybe somewhere else if you wanted?
>I would bully the heck out of you and make you get me choccy milk to dump down the drain.
Tell me more how you'd bully me. Maybe if you bully me you'd feel better.
I HATE CHOCOLATE MILK! IT'S FUCKING GROSS!! XO
No I don't want to talk about it. Would just make things worse. I'll sit here content with calling people homos on Jow Forums.
>Tell me more how you'd bully me
No. I can't gay post and that will turn subtly gay.
You seem to then be in a catch 22 of rage. You;kk just build up rage...
Just do what you want i don't care anymore.
See
it's so yummy tho :0
o well more for me, ehe
also, um, I hope you feel better soon fren
have a platonic hug
> i don't care anymore.
I'd eat you ^:)
Please don't fight. You both just need a break from bant and to spend more time with each other,
I would take the british poster so we can have pleasant tea, and the aussie so we can laugh at him