ITT: Jow Forums's uncle died and left us a fortune...

ITT: Jow Forums's uncle died and left us a fortune. All we need to do is spend one night in this old mansion as per his will to collect our inheritance.

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Wait, does this mean these reprehensible people are my cousins?

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*burns it down*

I don't give a fuck about you and your little fucking games haha ohh my fucking god you acutally think that you matter in this world holy shit what the fuck I'm fucking dying xD really wow just no you are NOTHING in this fucking world tell you what you are a fucking joke NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING GET CANCER AND THEN SURVIVE CANCER AND THEN THE CANCER COMES BACK AGAIN HOLY SHIT SERIOUSLY????? xDDDDDDDDDD WOW you are GARBAGE compared to me you're cock is smaller than a cockroach FAGGOT xDDDD SUCK MY GIRLFRIENDS COCK YOU FUCKING LOSER I HOPE A ANGRY JEWISH NIGGER FAGGOT COMES TO YOUR HOUSE AND RIPS YOUR INTESTINES OUT AND BLOOD GOES EVERYWHERE AND THEN HE SHOVES THE INTESTINES DOWN YOUR FUCKING LITTLE THROAT AND YOU CHOKE UNTIL YOUR ABOUT TO DIE BUT WAIT THERES MORE HE RIPS EACH OF YOUR LIMBS OFF AND YOU CRY IN PAIN THEN YOU DIE AND THEN HE BRINGS YOU BACK TO LIFE AND YOU FUCKING DIE AGAINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The view out the bedroom window

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did anyone hear that sound? lets split up and look for the source we can cover ground faster that way.

it was me
BRAAAAAAAAP

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I'm afraid so comrade cous
hey stop that
based
Are... are those the neighbors?
Agreed, I'll check the basement

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I call the room farest from the door with the veranda.

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>Agreed, I'll check the basement
perfect and I'll take the servants quarters. remember: the master key I have on me is the only one and any other key that could open the door to the servants quarters is in the servants quarters. there is a window but its locked from the inside. anyways see you there!

if dubs i sacrifice a poster under me to elder gods

Guys, I think there are rats in the walls

is it rats or demons?

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I GET IT

NO IT WAS I, JUNKOPOSTER!

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sleep close to the exit ez money

I summon the old ones

Really? I don't hear anything.
What's going on with the cat, anyway?

I GET IT

I think the stress is getting to the gardener boys. Someone should take him to lie down.

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has anyone taken the attic? i guess i'll be sleeping there too night, lolis are welcome to join me upstairs

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lets clean house then.

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How about I put you down?

youtube.com/watch?v=18ljLPZEfjs

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I need a big russian slav to cuddle with me so I can feel safe.

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if dubs then all gayposters are sacrificed to the loli gods

if dubs you get raped by a demon

Hold me Jow Forums, something is under my bed

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nice try user, i have my anti-demon equipment right here
d-do you want me to have a look?

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Y-yes

If Trips you guys die

*gets mysteriously sucked under the bed*
user helpppppppp
nice script bro lmao

exorcist here to banish the Qlippoth thots

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Why user...
At least we die together :3
Dont worry whatever it is it just wants to spoon with you

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I'm the only poster on here that doesn't use script

Just cuz

*holds your legs and tries to pull you out*

it's not fair, i never got to hold a loli to my chest and give her a warm hug :((

a-user i

*exploded into exactly 6,000,000 pieces as some evil demonic force kills me*

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No!

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lololol,lololololol

hmm.. that's weird that user got exploded into bits...
do the rest of you cousins think this place might be haunted?

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Yes!

youtube.com/watch?v=jKpfToM5Y5Y

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who's "us"

*a ghostly wail echoes through the mansion walls*
fucking scriptfags reeeeeeeeeeee

I'm not really sure if you're breaking your no ERP rule or if you think you could take me. I'm kind of a bad ass, in case you didn't know.
If it's the ERP thing, please post your height and weight so I can post that imagine copypasta I love

1 cm 1 kilo

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>1cm
>1 kilo
Imagine manhandling his
Wait
This isn't gonna work

YOU READY OR WHAT, BABY?

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NO!
This place is gay as h*ck.
I'm leaving.

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Bro, Where do you think you are?

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based

Don't dare to delet

ffs not again

Nevermind, I'm READY

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I just spread salt round my room and I be fine any smart person no spirt, demon and so on or fake or easy too handle

I CAN'T DELETE ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fucking finally

>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.

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ignore the moaning in room 6

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*Opens door to room 6*
Oh boy that's not what I think it was

come investigate room 6 with me i think there's a ghost in there

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Sure okay*walks in*
Hope nothing bad will happen to me.

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wow it's really scary in here can we take our clothes off and get on that bed i'll feel a lot better

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guys, w- whats that?
is3.Jow Forums.org/gif/1531803315362.webm

>we take our clothes off and get on that bed i'll feel a lot better
you sure?
cat

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sleep

yes the ghosts can't get us if we're naked under the covers of that bed

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Ok
*Removes clothes*
*Steps closer to you*
You ready?
youtube.com/watch?v=8SGoUf11oXU

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*Devours you*

ignore the screaming in room 6

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based

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reeeeeeee

bluepilled footfag

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foot licking unbasedkin

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good morning how was your sleep

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Good thread

toe sucking toejam dining feetishist

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*knocks on door*
"EXCUSE ME! DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT ADOLPH HITLER?"

Of course we do

THE INHERITANCE WILL BE ONLY MINE

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*Is visibly nervous*
"Uh, well, heh"
*Wipes face*
"Sorry, this is my first day"
"Uhm, ok, let's see here. Ok well, do you know that Hitler actually did nothing wrong? It was necessary that he had to die for his people, but his spirit has risen from the grave, and now we know that...uh, he was right".
*Pauses in anticipation*

...

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"Uh..sooo the forces of global capital are oppressing all the people of the world right now...well, ya know, the Jews and stuff. Hold on"
*Opens briefcase*
"I have some literature here"
*Struggles*
"Think I could come in and sit down for a second? This was the only house for more than a mile!"

So is this, like, "Jow Forums royale"?

yeah bro i just been chilling in the attic all night playing scrabble with myself
you like tea or coffee or juice or what

Well, I'll take some water, I hate the juice.

alright come in dude
come to the lounge we got couches and pillows and a crt tv that shows random shit in its static occasionally so you might enjoy that

heh I get it

this tv is shit

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straight to that little attic room to make spooky noises all night

*plugs in my modded Wii with S-Video*
h-hey guys I have some retro game roms on here if you want to play some. it's way better than that hd tv crap...

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Thank God.
I'll whoop you in joust fool.

iwannA b in ShINBO iS Ahither!

wild ghost appears

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Niggers.

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>Call JM Bullion
>Spend all the fortune in gold bars
>have gold bar pillow fights
>clean the blood and resell them the day next after collecting the inheritance

>Bro id
Nooooooo

can i please just live there forever?
that is much nicer than my house

What’s your house?