Jow Forums I'm unironcally wondering if I should just give up on life

You definitely shouldn't. I'm not sure how old you are Andy but if you're like most of us here between the ages of 19 and 29 then it's understandable that you would be discontent with your life but that's no reason to end it. Everyone has many valid reasons to take their own life but in the end they're just being selfish. There's people who care about you and even love you but ending your own life just hurts them. Additionally you'll never get to experience the other 60+ years of your life which are rife with the untold riches of your labors.
Suicide is a cowards way out that shows everyone you were too weak to handle the work and resilience that are required to be successful in the modern society.
Sure I could sit here and meme telling you to kill yourself because I'm not necessarily fond of you but I'm not.
If you kill yourself you're just going to show people like me that you're inferior and weak.
Whatever it is you're going through I only have 2 pieces of advice for you that if you don't take them to heart you will be more miserable every day that you go on.

1) "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky
2) Nobody is going to save you from yourself you have to take the reigns of life in your own hands and steer it where you want it to go.

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What go on throw you head that lead you too give just giveing up?

DIE FAGGOT

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Everyone wants me gone.

Quit being a fucking drama faggot not everyone wants you gone.
I want you here and alive to shit post so therefore EVERYONE doesn't want you gone.
Checkmate Scientologists.

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A grand fucking majority wants me gone.

strawpoll.me/16106332

Only those with resolve can kill themselves. Quit attention whoring.

aye ded mei purt an clexked nuu

And you're going to let them tell you where to go and who to be? God you're fucking pathetic. Even I'm not this weak.
Take a moment to think about that.
You're going to die knowing that somewhere there's a Homo Nazi Mormon living his life while you're stuck burning in hell (suicide is a direct route to hell) because you were too much of a pussy beta cuck to be able to ignore what people thought of you.
Jesus fucking christ.
Sort yourself out Andy and quit letting these faggots get to you.

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I don't want you too died...if you did I would not be able too give you sticker. And you fun too have round

Then what the fuck do I do at this point. I'm alone, I feel like everyone on the goddamn internet hates me, I can't even do the thing I want to do because everyone just fucking attacks me over it, I can't make any goddamn friends.

>everyone on the goddamn internet hates me, I can't even do the thing I want to do because everyone just fucking attacks me over it, I can't make any goddamn friends
Quit your bitchin you literally do the same fucking thing to me. Fuck you actually follow me around just to shit on me and attack me with ad hominems. NUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY BOI.
You know what you do?
You reach into mommies purse, pull out your balls and learn to get tough. If people on the internet don't like you then you can fucking ignore them. I shouldn't have to be explaining this to you.
MAN THE FUCK UP!
If you keep up being a shit head bashing on people and making fun of them of course nobody is going to like you because you're being a fucking ass hat.
Take me for example. I'm only hated because muh gay posting but the people who enjoy me posting are my friends because I'm not an ass to them. I talk to them about their regular lives, hear out their opinions and discuss similar interests we have.
If you really want direction here's what you do.
If you're gonna be in Jow Forums or Jow Forums you need to learn to ignore people.
List of hate I've gotten in the past half hour.
Notice anything? I don't fucking respond even though they're talking about MY DAUGHTER yes MY DAUGHTER.
If you want friends then you have to go out and make them. FFS make some in Jow Forums. Even a big gae homu mormon faggot like me has friends.
>shit post
>bumstead
>snekman
>Stefan
>Cute™
>Norway
>Ireland
You're just being pathetic and letting all this hate get to you.
If you don't want to be alone learn to get along with other people. If you can't do it online you'll never be able to in real life.
Now sort yourself out, go back to shit posting and learn to be a man for once in your miserable life.

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>I feel like everyone on the goddamn internet hates me
Go outside, user. Getting this invested in the internet is not good. And learn to love yourself first. You cant make any friends with that kind of attitude.

>I'm only hated because muh gay posting but the people who enjoy me posting are my friends because I'm not an ass to them.
That's very untrue.
I dislike you because you were an ass to me, and you were an ass to me before I did anything to you.

But I have see people trying too be nice too you and you have shit on them. And two wrong don't make a right

I think you're a faggot hypocrite.
I have two bum legs in a place where driving is king. How the fuck am I supposed to leave my house. This is the only interaction I get on the daily.

Who?

Why do you have too bum legs?

Because I walked on my fucking toes and the tendons are fucking tight. Even after getting them ripped, now they refuse to heal. So I'm stuck. In my room. Alone. Barely anyone ever talks to me. I have faggots who can walk, big fucking notice on goddamn blast right here, CAN WALK and CAN DO SHIT and here I am who CAN'T

Oh you're that leaf? I was just giving you a hard time.
If you still dislike me now.....well I really don't care XDXDXDXDXD
>I think you're a faggot hypocrite
See? That right there is why you have no friends. I'm sitting here trying to help you through a hard time and all you can do is attack me when I give you real advice.
You got a set of bum legs?
Well why don't you take that sporty little wheel chair and hop the bus?
>b-because excuses
That's what I fucking thought.
If Jow Forums is your only interaction daily then it sounds like you're the one who needs to change if everyone fucking hates you.
Maybe stop being such a dick and just learn to have a conversation.

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>hasn’t given up on life yet
Let go of all earthly pleasure, only then you shall reach nirvana

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>5888982
Thanks for proving me right.

That was a harsh prank. I really wanted to play pathfinder. Cut me deep, bro.

Shit sorry, my sister had that trouble as well and had too have many surgery too fix it. And as she get older they become tighter. We all can't do something. I can't type or talk my brother is a year yonger and his hip bone of so thin he might not be able too walk. But all I trying too do is sit here and get too know you troble and understand and you juat want too be a dick about it. I understand why and I'm sorry it ask was a sore thing. But if you can keep clam i like too know what these people on here been saying too you that make you fell really bad about yourself?

You know what Andy I take back everything I said. I hope you kill yourself and I hope I get to be one of the many people watching you do it on stream.
This is why everyone hates you. Your refusal to even lightly inhibit your negative behavior.
Now leave Jow Forums and don't ever come back you cripple crypto kike.
Sorry man I didn't mean to upset you that bad. I wanted to play pathfinder too but we had too many trolls shitting up my discord DM box and I have to work long hours.
We'll still be doing it because I have all the stuff I'm just waiting for my schedule to stabilize.
I'm sorry if I heart you leaf-kun but know that I do love you (no homo) just like I love every poster.
Except Andy.

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>5889043
Thanks for proving me right, I hope I get meet you in person while we both rot in hell.

>We'll still be doing it because I have all the stuff I'm just waiting for my schedule to stabilize.
lmao, fucking dead
I'm not falling for that one again
Good laugh though. And I guess with the apology I'll let bygones be bygones.
I thought even then it was a good prank. Just a little too close to home.

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No never. If you ever want someone to talk I’m always here. My names Matt :]

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stop being a little faggot user - try the following first since you're going to kys anyways

cut off the internet for a week - if you still wanna kill yourself afterwards then go ahead

I won't be going to the same place in hell as you ass clown I get to regroup with my fellow Marines while you will be tortured by devils for taking your own life.

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>5889075
Sorry assmuncher, we all get to rot together.

Eat a bullet Andy. Oh wait you'd have to WALK to the gun store.

You're not being so dandy, Andy!
youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw&t=14s

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WEEB!

How so?

>5889086
Eat shit you goddamn faggot, you larping cuckold, you impotent kike.

Seek the path with least resistance

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>みっちりねこマーチ - MitchiriNeko March
WEEB
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At least I can STAND and deliver to my wife and then WALK to the kitchen to get things from the top shelf and then take my dog for a STROLL.

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Is it an anime?

Yes. It's in a Japanimation style so therefore it's anime weeb.

do it
and stream

Filtered. Never talk to me ever again.

Is Wakfu for weebs?
A-Asking for a friend.

And oppen pickle jars! That the real reason I marryed you

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"If you filter your enemies they win"-True Doe
Biltered. Neber talg to me eber again :DD
Yeah that's like concentrate of weeb.

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no

>it's a normie literally can't comprehend that I'm stuck in a goddamn room 24/7 with two broken legs and thinks that I have other forms of communication episode
I hope you die.

no, it was made by french, so can't be for weebs, but it sure is for dweebs just like you, faggot

lol what the hell happened in this thread

Yes. You're a weeb just embrace it.
>ids a normie liderally gant gomprehend dat I'm stugg in a goddamn room 24/7 with two broggen legs and things that I hab utter forms of communigaytion episode :DD
I hope you die :DD

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based

will you stream?

I don't think camera phones can stream well.

r/banter needs at least 1 streamed suicide before we are a good board.

periscope exists just for that

probably, any volunteers?

we aready had the guy with the rainbow tiger puke mask.
That was our guy and not just some kid on Jow Forums, right?

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He was Jow Forums kid who got tricked into by Reiko into doing it.

Andy seem too be the one who talk about doing it.

link to descord?

>Discord drama
I'm out

Mine? It's Spooks#5516

really? you think im gonna do that?

when you discord dramashits will do a fucking flip already
worst thread this months
easily

Fucking hell, I chose a great day to bitch at people.

Fuck Andy I been sit here being nice and trying too talk too him but he juat want too fight with eveyone here. He a fucking attention whore with a bad life who want too be treated like shit so people like you will come here and be like we the ass whole. He dose not want any help he not going too kill him self juat lay in bed cut him self and cry like a bitch. I done trying too be nice roo Andy. If he dose and him self so be it I try.

>I didn't make the list

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>pretty fucked up man :(
Andy deserves it for being a fucking dick. I've tried hard to get this nigga to just have a conversation that doesn't devolve into shit talking but he can't do it.
He can eat a whole handful of 10 gauge for all I care.

Junko best girl.

CORRUPTED DEMON LEAVE! LEAVE DEMON!

Hi, who are you on discord again.

He don't want people too be nice too him and eveyone on bant is giveing him the attention he want there and good form and bad form of attention moat people go after bad over it being what that know and it easy too get. And that why he did this he want people like you too give him more attention and what better why too do this then make this whole thread. He may be sad bit being a dick dose not make it okay, norime try helping him and he did not want help he wanted too be told too kill himself so he could go and get his friend too make a big thing over people bwing a dick back too him

>5889324
>normie helping
No he didn't. He did nothing.

Go back to discord homos.

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>zog
don't listen to this fagwi OP
just take your own life

>5889353
Never talk to me ever again.

I don't know the exact situation so I guess I can't speak with authority or anything, but it seems like he's lashing out because he's hurting
not that I'm saying you should put up with it or anything, I just... don't like the idea of wishing death on somebody
and I mean like, you said up here that you don't respond to hate or let it get to you, but here you're firing back telling someone who's obviously unstable to kill himself
DanK :P
we spoke on nee nee's server a little
I agree that this thread is probably not the best way of going about things, and yeah, being upset doesn't necessarily excuse the way he's talking to anyone else
it just makes it more understandable

Neber talk to me eber again mewmewmwemwewewew XDXDXDXD
If Andy would've just said "hey thanks man you didn't have to take this time out of your day to say something nice but you did" I would've just left it at that. Instead he just attacks me so I shit up his thread.
People like him won't actually kill themselves they'll just piss, moan and go back to sleep to whine about it again later.
If he was actually in crisis I wouldn't be posting this way you know that.

Goodnight Jow Forums.

Frist thing he said was not too kill your self, and that you juat down. And that you are just down. And you got mad then he try tell you way. Sorry but people round you will all way know you better then you know you self. But instead of being like I could try too be nicer too some people and juat let ass whole be ass whole you got mad. Even when i try too be nice you got mad. Then when people go mad at you you bland them. You are a ass some time and I hate too say it but I am the one of the few people here who nice too everyone.
Get over you self you life suck you can't do a thing yes I'm sorry that you can't walk. I'm sorry you mind fuck up. And in sorry that you want too kill you self. But if you was going too give up and wanted too you would have done it and not be here. If you want someone too juat too have open ear of you trouble I am here but. Do you honstly and can say you have never taken your anger out of someone on here juat too be a dick. You have you not a angle that what norime was geting at. The truth hurt but it how it is in tell you ready too hear it and fix it you won't fell better about shit.

I know it hard too understand if you can't ask about what you don't thst go for all of you on bant.

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I mean it's one thing to shit up his thread but another entirely to tell him to off himself and make fun of his inability to walk
I get that you were trying to be nice which is good, man
but you gotta roll with the punches a little, people in this sort of state aren't likely to be sound of mind and might say some things that they'll regret later

No you part of the problem it not understate if someone rob you and stave you for not give them moany are you going too be "I understand it hungey. You should not have stab me but I understand" you lile a morther give a five you old a fork and say don't stick in in the light shocked but if you do I understand

And when you don't get what you like you run off and won't face it. Fuck you, fuck every one like you on this place. You all and shity people want too frore it down eveyone thort you not. And this gose too me honstly I am a huge bitch and can take thing out on norime on bant and make him look bad. I shity as well but I know it and try too fix it.

sticks and stones
I don't give a shit if someone calls me an asshole while they're having a shitty time of it because I understand
antagonizing them and telling them to die doesn't solve anything, but listening through the insults actually might

Dank listen I know your heart is in the right place but this isn't my first rodeo with people like this. I know Andy's type as I've been around them for most of my internships at McKayDee and I can tell you he's just doing it for attention. Once I figured that out I had completely disregarded any semblance of being nice to him. He obviously has an entire fleet of discord faggots to go talk to and mainly wants their attention.
I agree with why you're coming to his side but it's really not necessary Andy has always been an asshole to me and the one time I tried to actually help him he shits on it.
If he kills himself I'll have no weight on my shoulders knowing he did it to himself. He wasn't lashing out because he was upset at me, he wasn't having a moment of anger which lead him to it and he doesn't have some looming dread that's gonna push him to suicide.
He put up an attention thread, I saw through it and he became the hateful ass as usual.

well, maybe he doesn't know how to get that attention otherwise
he seems like a pretty lonely guy desu, so it's little wonder that he'd reach out on here
I can't assume to know either way
I don't come on here often enough to know what sort of history you guys have, so I can't really comment on that
I dunno, maybe I'm just too soft, but I can't stand to watch someone suffer alone

Did you read the whole thread if you did you see that norime tryed too help Andy then was rude too him so. What it okay for Andy too be a dick when people helping him. Yes norime say killing your self may not been the best. But if a dog come over and lick you hand and then you kick it for being nice the dog will bite back. If it not play for norime too be a ass and be a dick the Andy should not. Andy has many time seek our being a dick too norime and have call me thing like ungle and stuped when im beinh nice. Norime told him sipple don't respond too the hater and be nicer then he was a dick too norime.

Norime try too but Andy did not want that Andy a dick a lot of the time but it fun as well. Not knowing something don't mean it okay too do it.

I never said it's okay for andy to act the way he did
my point is that it gets us nowhere to respond to that with more hate, and that if you're going to try to help someone who's clearly upset, you should be prepared to give them the benefit of the doubt if they get a little uppity