Starting a new reich thread

"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.

>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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HAIL SATAN

You pass

Bump

I will participate in your ID thread, good sir.

You are arrested, roll again with your id

You are sent to the eastern front

wew

My ID is purple. I was sent to the western front as an allied soldier. This is ludicrous, I tell you!

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Roll, hoping for death desu

Shit my bad, I thought it was pink

You are waffen SS, and get sent to the eastern front, enjoy your death.

Eastern front! Yahoo!

It's all good, my man. Just double check next time.

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Yeah, it looked pink

Bump

It's pink tho

Hey

White ID now

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No such luck, you are an allied soldier.
You are sent to North Africa.

Roll

dab

heil hydra

gutten

White ID get

Let's see

Kill yourself faggot

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JEW

Heil noble soldier.

fuck russki amirite?

balls

*crack*
*sips*
AAAAAAAHHHH! I think you'll find things in order.

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Roll

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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.

na jaa

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SS Officer of the THOT Patrol coming through

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heil