What do you mean hes been sitting 12 hours at the computer doing the same things for the past 5 years after graduating...

>What do you mean hes been sitting 12 hours at the computer doing the same things for the past 5 years after graduating high school? It's always the same network activity.
>We see data being send from a file called wow.exe non stop sir.
>Perhaps hes seeding child pornography?
>Maybe seargent, those freaks these days they make me sick. I wish we had a law that didint help them more then us. You know seargent my father-
>I call for back up sir, i just got notified he woke up and launch the "wow" file again.
>Woke up? But its 5p-

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>5 years

This. Newfags have to go back

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>there are naked images of kids on his hard drive
>must be a pedophile.They all are
>...and chinese cartoon girls
>GET THE PRESIDENT ON LINE!

>We are not so different you and I

>he spends 16 hours q day on one website?
>it's a decoy sarge, he's just messing with us!

Y-yeah, f-f-five years. Time sure flies, r-right user?

>"Sir! We finally got his info
>"Tell me about his college."
>"He never graduated, sir."
>"Home ownership?"
>"According to this, he still lives with his parents."
>"For God's sake, we need SOMETHING on this man. At least find me a woman he dated".
>"Sir, based on our intel, he has never even kissed a girl.
>"Friends? A job?"
>"Nothing, sir. It's as though he's like... like..."
>"A Ghost."
>"Sir... what exactly are we up against?"
>"Strap yourself in, recruit. This is going to get bumpy".

>wait!
>what!?
>you're not gonna like this sarge...
>spit it out!
>they're smug

>S-sir.. There are now two of them..
>Get the president on the line..
>W-what?
>God damn it son I said get the president of united states on the line!!

I think I'm at 10. I definitely have saved pics from 2009, but that's only what I remember. I have memes saved that were made in 2007.

These threads are my favorites, but I didn't quite understand this one. What is this wow.exe?
>inb4 newfag

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user, I...

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>he hasn't been seen in public for months, sir
>...my God

World of Warcraft

>it says here this guy was born in 1991
>but that can't be right, he looks easily mid 30s

>that 30 year old boomer who was actually 18 when Jow Forums started
I was only 12 when I started using this site in 2006

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I have spent the last 7 years in my room since dropping out of high school. no driver's license, bank account, never had a job.

My mom still does my laundry.

>no parking ticket? the guy's is a ghost

t. ghost

>started using Jow Forums at 12
ouch, you never stood a chance user. i'm so sorry. how's your life now? please tell me you're one of those who actually made it but still comes here for the bantz?

almost in the same boat, although I moved back in when I lost my job and havent found one in 6 years

>think this is funny
>remember this is actually you

feels bad where did it go so wrong?

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Oh shit, that's literally me if I don't shave.

>"Sir, he just posted something about himself on a very obscure site on the internet. You better have a look"
>"Navy Seal? Gorilla warfare? Over 300 confirmed kills? This is simply not possible. Unless..."
>"Johnson, get me the president. I want this guy's file. I don't care if it's classified, this is a danger to national security"

>You're telling me this guy doesn't even have a parking ticket? He's like a goddamn ghost!
>A parking ticket, sir? He doesn't even have a driving licence, medical records show he's never interacted with any female sexually, never been employed, his parents claim they haven't seen him for years although he still lives in their basement...
>Who the hell does he think he is? Houdini? He must have accomplices, did you check his Facebook and Instagram, how many contacts does he have?
>Sir... He doesn't have a single social media account either. He's completely off the grid.
>My god... We're dealing with a professional here. Who or should I say what the hell IS that guy? Ex special forces? CIA? NSA? INCEL?
>It says here he's NEET.
>Never heard of them... Must be the upper clandestine echelon of all the alphabet agencies, doesn't even answer to the white house, doing wet work directly for the deep state illuminatis... His whole cover is perfect, no one would ever suspect a virgin unemployed loser of being the most dangerous elite assassin in the United States...
>My god... I thought they only existed in rumors. The National Espionage Encounter Team. Officially they don't even exist. Recall the task force now! We don't stand a chance against this guy.
>Sir! We just intercepted a text message he sent to a contact labeled "MOM". Only one word. "Tendies". What could it possibly mean?
>Must be some kind of code, he's communicating his next step to his handler. A target or a location. Get me the DA on the phone and put out an APB ASAP.

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Im exactly the same lmao
Most people think im bsing but there I was, 12yo looking at cp and beastiality
You can imagine what sort of effects that might have

>tfw mummy finds the piss bottles

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>How's the scene looking? Guys at the precinct told me you puked your lunch out like a rookie on his first patrol, hehe...
>30 years on the force, I've seen dead babies in microwaves, mutilated corpses in freezers, puppies burnt alive... But never seen anything like this. The stench, it's what alarmed the neighbors... this freak had been storing his pee in bottles and kept them next to his bed, for years. Had a whole collection, organized by date and... taste. M.E. back at the morgue just finished her preliminary autopsy, says he's been dead for months, penis inspection reveals he died a virgin despite being in his mid-30's. Nobody had found the rotting body because he didn't have any friends. How does someone end up like this?

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Based

Wait, that South Park game? I thought it was a meme?

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>CIA? NSA? INCEL?

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Jesus man.. how do you let it get that bad?

There is legitimately no hope for you.

just like me user we're brothers.

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>tfw same except not for as long and I do my own laundry, and have a bank account

Thinking about the rope

>tfw you’re married, have kids and a good career

What did you guys do wrong?

everything.

>tfw you unironically found your dad's piss bottles in his computer room after he died

Becoming mentally ill.
I was on the way to normo, then went schizo.
Hasn't been easy since. Gave up on dating completely because I just see no reason for anybody to be with a mentally ill basedboy lookalike.

worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/

it exists for 13 years already

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Congrats on winning the lottery that is life
T. Extremely hardworking man who got dumped by unfaithful wife and laid off from job all at the same time

You just keep doing what you've always done. I feel like an automaton.

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gamers rise up

>penis inspection reveals he died a virgin despite being in his mid-30's.
>c-can they do that?

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GANG WEED

muh meme depression and axiety

Also I was involuntarily committed after a psychotic episode and didn't get a chance to graduate.

Yeah, you have something called a hymen in your dickhole

>penis inspection reveals he died a virgin

kino

Come on, guys. I was like you once.

We’re all gonna make it.

I doubt you were forced against your will in a mental institution and force fed pills every day for a year.

mental breakdown, when you give up on life and become a shut in it becomes extremely difficult to change back and become productive ever again

I could, if I'd get off my ass and get a job and lose weight. Maybe then I could get a woman to fall in love with me only to dump me once I become ill again, lol.
Besides that, I am not sure if I could ever handle a relationship

>tfw brainlet
>we're all gonna make it

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>this thread again

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It's sad to say, but some just won't.

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Being raised on here basically makes you anonymous in real life. I'd say "it fucks you up" but I never had the makings of a normal anyway.

Same with me. I know it fucked me up at least with my fetishes.

I was cheated out of a proper graduation ceremony. I should have been there with my peers to reach the final milestone in a persons compulsory education career. There is a part of me that is still stuck in the past and unable to move on

FUCK YOU PHARMA JEWS!!!!!!! YOU MADE ME INTO THE BROKEN PERSON I AM TODAY

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>no description of his crummy keyboard and disgusting battlestation
>no description of his anime poster and figurine collection
needs work

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>he kept plastic humans with realistic genitals in his closet?
>the man is insane

>tfw dropped out of high school in grade 10 went through multiple jobs finally becoming jobless
>go back to school at 25 and graduate and get my high school diploma
>30 years old now and cant get a job because requirements changed and ive been out of work for 10 years

Tfw recently started to refer to myself as we when talking to myself.
Tfw if I get a funny thought I will pull a funny smiling face to an imaginary person that sitting beside me
Tfw get impulses to do embarrassing/harmful things to people
Tfw walk around in public talking to myself openly
I don't think I'm going to make it

Shit, dude. At least I can hide it somewhat

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Holy fuck you are all fucking cuckoo lol

>sir *gags* . . . ha- have a look at this
>"20 pounds of pussy and ass"? Ray just what the fuck is this?

>Jow Forums, have you heard of it cheif?
>..This was my very first case
>I'm taking over the case, I need to finish what I started 25 years ago..

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I wonder when we're going to get our first compelling novel about the contemporary NEET experience, the NEET Crime and Punishment.

been here since 2005 and NEET since 2010

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>tfw not a writer
>tfw not even a good imagination
>tfw not even really great first hand experiences

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>Did something change about our suspect in the past 25 years?
>No sir.
>Son of a bitch hes still doing something and we are just sitting here with our hands tied up.

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You'd need to find a NEET willing to work, so that's literally never going to happen.

No, it's over.

>sir, logs show he spent 5 minutes typing out a post on that website he visits every day, but get this: once he finished typing he didn't post it and closed the browser tab.
>just what kind of game is this maniac playing?

>Come on, guys. I was like you once.
>We’re all gonna make it.

Imagine us all climbing a big, tall mountain. We are all climbing it, each one of us. Some of us stop climbing because we got injured, broken arm, lost a leg, etc. Only those with good health can even think of reaching the top.
When you reach the top, you will find someone resting there. He will either make place for you, you wait till he dies or you fight him to death. Your choice doesn't matter much at this point, because once you are there, you will realize that the mountain we all are climbing is a pile of human corpses.
I really don't want to climb over dead bodies anymore. I wish someone would just burn it.

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>be here since 2007
>see all the neet threads, threads upon threads of failure and detachment
>wow, look at these guys, I can't let this happen to me!
>...
It was fate

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>sir, logs show he spent 5 minutes trying to solve something called captchas
>sir, it looks like he's always pressing the wrong picture
>sir, what kind of hack is he doing here?

How do you faggots fail at life this hard

WoW is crack heroin. At my lowest point I was progression raiding 7 hours a day+openraid+arenas+bgs+quests+auction-house jewing+botting while watching crap on YouTube to make sure no one caught me. I dropped out of college for this shit.
In the end of that saga I was botting almost constantly, getting drunk on cheap wine 24/7 and just moving the toon around so it could execute the programmed rotations. Thank God I got banned.
Stay away from MMOs kids.

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>remember reading about wizards back when I was 18 through 20
>heh, plenty of time to not become such a loser
>tfw 27 now and one of those losers

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Ah well at least I've had sex and a relationship, so I did try to fit in

That would be enough, detective, we're in charge now of this operation.

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>tfw some of my fondest memories are of time spent in an obscure korean grindy mmo
it's fucked, man. life should offer this kind of progression.

china is full of people like this. they just slowly dissappear, i wish they uprised against government or smt.

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>playing wow in an era where all of that casual bullshit existed

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Got injured and out of the military. Might collect 100% disability from the VA, at the very least 80%. Gonna be nice after 2 years on unemployment living with my mom (male).

I'm gonna sit on my ass for so long doing nothing collecting money. Video games, TV, and movies. No women, no job, no nothing needed. I'll even order in my groceries.

Life is really looking up lads. What're your suggestions I do with the 20-30k I got coming in?

trying way too hard senpai

My first girlfriend accused me of rape to get back at me when we broke up
Nearly got killed because of it and had to leave my old community
Moved to a new place, struggled to make new friends, got stuck in a dead-end job
Then time just passed and now I'm here

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I also started at 12, my life is pretty good, got a degree and a nice gf, I come here for the bantz. You just cannot leave this place.

>no driver's license
why do mutts feel the need to mention this on every possible occasion

Because every single functioning adult in America has one.

It seems like we live in a society.

The US is very big and most parts of it don't have serviceable public transportation.

>My first girlfriend accused me of rape to get back at me when we broke up

if you where smart you would have went to the police in the first place and show them the text messages n shit

dumb cuck, bet you are white

>he's been playing us the whole time posting on the same website for what? 8 years now right sir?
>well, I thought what if he can't make posts anymore
>I called his ISP and had them add him to a list
>now every time he wants to make a post he gets this really annoying captcha he had to solve first
>but here's the thing sir, it's unsolvable
>he'll just keep clicking on store fronts and street signs, forever

>>you're goddamn genius detective Murphy, this will flush him out real good

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