Here is a tale, of one of the most faggiest retards I know. Here is the tale, of Daniel the Tard

Here is a tale, of one of the most faggiest retards I know. Here is the tale, of Daniel the Tard.
>be me, 4th grade
>lunchtime bell rings, i forgot my lunch
>live in a rural, hillbilly area, knew tons of vulgar words ( is relevant later )
>notice lonely kid in back eating hot lunch nuggets
>tendies.jpeg
>ask him for polietly if I could polish off his nuggets
>throws a water bottle at me
>look around, no teacher in sight
>swipe his nuggets
>screeches after me
>hide in girls bathroom so he can't come in
>scarf down the tendies
>return to classroom to see Daniel crying at teacher
>Daniel points at me and screeches it was me
>teacher askes me, I deny everything
>popular kid so everyone has my back
>got away with it, he hates me now
>school ends, go home
>go back to school next morning, grouchy as fuck
>remembered lunch, place it in my cubby
>snacktime approaches, waiting for me, are my gushers
>snacktime bell rings
>rush to lunchbag
>confusion and anger fluster over me as all my lunch is gone
>immediately suspect Daniel
>he is in the same spot, and my empty pack of gushers right next to him
>call him a faggot for taking my gushers
>walks up to me
>fucking punches me in the face
>class goes silent
>awful punch
>put him in headlock, thank you wwe
>trip him
>his fucking face slams into the ground with the speed of a million angry tards
>broke his glasses
>mfw the teacher saw everything
>mfw i was suspended
want more? I have millions of these stories leading up to grade 10.

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Who are you quoting?

Whom dost thou quoteth?

Yeah sure, they're amusing to read

old faggot I know named Daniel, 100% sure he was on the autism spectrum

>calls someone a faggy retard
>posted SU picture
Stopped reading immediately thanks

based

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>be me
>get back from suspension
>daniel is pissed
>he has harry potter glasses
>try not to laugh
>heard rumors that he had no other choice of glasses at optometrist
>i laugh
>recess
>playing pass with a football
>feel something sting on my ass
>wtf.png
>jolt as something is stabbed into my asscheek
>i start to bleed
>feel around ass
>pull out a metal fork
>it was halfway in my asscheek
>hear giggling in the distance
>i look back
>Daniel, laugh sounds like a chimpanzee
>me and my friends are actually convinced he's a fucking monkey
>playing a game during french class
>a really weird game where you have to run to another desk when a kid says a magic word or sum shit
>evil idea
>word is shouted, I run to Daniel's desk
>while I have the time, I pull out a mechanical pencil
>right the words " SHITHEAD " over and over until word is shouted again
>run back to my desk like nothing happened
>Daniel gets back to his
>look at him, trying so hard not to burst out laughing
>he looks down at his desk, screams
>teacher comes over
>gives me a look of malice
>i got in trouble, and wasn't allowed recess for two weeks
>revenge is plotting

No one cares about how you bully the tards

Fake and gay