What's the most useless skill you've mastered?
What's the most useless skill you've mastered?
when I was a kid I spent a few months memorizing every moveset of every Tekken 3 character
from that point on I beat everybody's ass, that was probably the most impressive thing I've ever done
being depressed
opening doorknobs with feet
I memorised almost every cheat code to gta san andreas
I can like, spin a pencil or pen around my thumb.
Use my tongue for spitballs, pretty accurately
eating raw tortilla wrap without condiment
whistling i think.
flipping over a forklift
I can make perfect hentai moans.
being able to tell when a raccoon is nearby
getting ill-timed boners
being magnetic
still having white teeth after not brushing them for decades
making inane posts
microwaving bacon perfectly
squatting with one leg
being able to argue about anything from any perspective for seemingly no reason at all
posting a lot consecutively in this thread
instinctively knowing if someone is a faggot by their writing or art style
being able to eat an excessive amount of bread
Excuse me, Hong-Kong-senpai, am I a faggot-desu?
I have a renewed sense of admiration for the hongkongbro
killing myself
you pretend to be for attention and may at one point have had doubts about your sexuality but don't identify as gay or bisexual
cognitive dissonance level 100
I can tie a knot on my dick
accidentally completing other people's sentences instead of my own if we speak at the same time
popping neck and wrist and shoulder and hip and fingers and knees and ankles and every joint ever without applying external pressure
I'm 22 and my parents still put me up for adoption
somehow not dying
jellyfish catapult
am I a faggot?
seeing all other 4 senses
need more to go on than that
having priapism for 8 years
ok good
My vision is so bad I can't see my feet if I stand up and look down but somehow my other senses still haven't improved
chewing metal cans in half
I've played pokemon ruby for over 500 hours but still haven't beat the game
applying far too much or far too little effort to everything
cooking frozen pizzas evenly
walking faster than most people jog
doing literally fucking nothing for months and have it feel like days so it isn't boring
never losing significant weight no matter how little i eat and never gaining significant weight no matter how much i eat
pissing more than i drink
often having the right answer to multiple choice questions without knowing anything about the topic
dreams predict following days and interactions
You've also mastered spamming threads, apparently.
it isn't spam if it's on topic and answering the question i just don't have the attention span to put it all in one post
I can talk like Donald Duck.
I can get addicted to any drug
I can fit my entire hand in my mouth!
post pics
I can whistle with my teeth and also squeak like a deflating ballon.
I can fit my entire dick in my mouth.
post pics
L-lewd boy
That's pretty gay my dude
>gay to suck own dick
i don't think so, friend
you're implying it's gay to masturbate
pls
draw
It is gay though, if you enjoy touching a dick that's pretty gay desu
I'd prefer not to have my face be on the internet in a fisting picture
lol
fair enough
I can make my eyeballs vibrate. It looks pretty freaky.
my GF makes cat and dog noises. in public i want to choke her out when she makes cat noises.
puking at will
Jerking off level 4