Tech related injuries

how was the thinkpad?

I tried to penetrate a thinkpad with my penis and got stuck, went to the hospital. almost lost my cock due to lack of blood flow

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at least you didn't die

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Nice thinkpad

I've taken quite a lot of electrical shocks in my life and still not quite as retarded as op.

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I was drunk and carrying an eMac and accidentally dropped in on my foot.
eMac was fine, foot not.

People who can relate will know.

Stepped in a pothole and busted my right ankle not too long ago.

Fell over and busted said ankle a few yeas ago and it gets busted pretty easily now. Should probably go see an orthopedic (doctor specialized in the musculoskeletal system), but my dad (who is a doctor, but a general practitioner who originally specialized in psychiatry, but got fed up with it and re-specialized) keeps telling me not to bother.

>stock liquid cooler is going bad
>decide to replace the coolant to see if it helps
>never done it before
>take off the metal lid, empty coolant, put in new coolant, no idea wtf i'm doing
>think all the air is out, put it back together
>few hours later of gaming see cpu is 110c
>wtf
>dismantle everything, turns out air was still in the tubes, making the whole thing useless
>as i'm taking off the screws of the metal lid, it's fucking bent like a submarine door under pressure
>all the pressure from the superheated air bubbles made it explode like a bomb in my face as soon as i took off a few screws
>spray of coolant straight into my eyes
>entire thing is fucked, switch to nocturna fans for next build

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>dog bite on lip