Have solar powered ThinkPad + Smartphone

>have solar powered ThinkPad + Smartphone
As a homeless guy how would you use this to hack yourself a bed and warm Food?

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put on your vr goggles and download kanojo

Hack your local mcdonalds for free ketchup.
Hack the playstore for a free game.
Hack the phone to play the game so it heats up.
Hack the ketchup warm with the overheated phone.

Soup hack.

>homeless
>electronics
You wouldn't have time to do shit because it'd all break down after first proper rainfall you encounter.

>not having waterproof hardware
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Even the waterproof consumer electronics is most of the time only "waterproof"

get a waterproof case

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sell my thinkpad and smartphone, get a bath and nice clothes, get work in some mcdonalds

why would they hire some ugly old homeless guy over Young Teens that work for a lower wage?

i'm not old or ugly, and op's post wouldn't imply it. everyone gets hired in shitty mcdonalds/cashier/whatever jobs, just look like a normal person

>everyone gets hired in shitty mcdonalds/cashier/whatever jobs, just don't be ugly, old or homeless looking.

>get a bath and nice clothes

mine butcoin with phone profit.

Sell the smartphone

>put smartphone into sock
>use makeshift blackjack to knock out tourists and rob and rape them

Sell smartphone, acquire dumbphone.

Sell smartphone
Buy heroin to come up on
Sell solar charger
Buy crack to come down on
Repeat
If you lack a smartphone or charger, replace with stealing or sucking dick, pretty simple

you're homeless, you can't afford that

>Turn the phone into a hotpot or tether
>Use the computer to find a fucking job

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how do i steal dick

lol, you never been outdoor. life is something else out there.

monero mining botnet. alternatively freelance programming

Sinple senpai,
>Use tinder
>Set up profile as decently (but not overly) attractive woman
>Swipe only the second bottom quarter (in terms of attractiveness) of men
>As soon as you match make it clear to them you're a prostitute
>Say whatever necessary to make them believe you
>Offer a cheap, but not unbelieveably cheap rate
>Tell them you have a set schedule
>Set up a time and date
>Say for security you need a deposit of $5-$10 (or maybe more) to be sent to your paypal
>Get money
>Unmatch them the day before the meet