Have solar powered ThinkPad + Smartphone

>everyone gets hired in shitty mcdonalds/cashier/whatever jobs, just don't be ugly, old or homeless looking.

>get a bath and nice clothes

mine butcoin with phone profit.

Sell the smartphone

>put smartphone into sock
>use makeshift blackjack to knock out tourists and rob and rape them

Sell smartphone, acquire dumbphone.

Sell smartphone
Buy heroin to come up on
Sell solar charger
Buy crack to come down on
Repeat
If you lack a smartphone or charger, replace with stealing or sucking dick, pretty simple

you're homeless, you can't afford that

>Turn the phone into a hotpot or tether
>Use the computer to find a fucking job

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