Sensible Chuckels

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Does anyone have that horror story about working on the Microsoft code team?

It was a long-ish greentext story, so help would be appreciated.

Posting some funny byte sequences as payment.

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I have that *somewhere* give me a minute

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>not having a girlfriend that looks at the other girls ass too
pathetic.

An old favorite .Kind of brainlet qustion but was this a real pop-up

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I can't get usps to ship me a credit card without them putting it in the wrong mailbox holy fuck it's the wrong house you idiots.

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Sorry mate cant find it will look for it on internet but can promise anything

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Hey no worries mate. Chances are I'll get that white whale eventually.

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>2012 was 44 years ago

kekerinoo

Nobody here cares about your real life, retard.

This one?

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Bingo Bongo, get this man a condo!!!

Thanks user! Now I can show it to the people that don't think that MS is a shitty tech company.

Also got this other one. Not as edgy tho

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They wont read it or will say it's just a made up story on the internet.

I had ants all in my speakers a couple times, why the fuck are they attracted to electronics?

Their bodies, much like bees, are very sensitive to their environment, especially to some forms of electromagnetic radiation and electricity.
At least, I think that's the case. I remember reading something along those lines forever ago.

To be fair, the top half is likely made up.

What I can remember from it:
microsoft desings windows in powerpoint
microsoft forces devlopers to use broken beta versions of windows
windows 10 was windows 8 or 7 (forgot) with badly programmed new feutures added

>copy and paste because nobody knows how any of this actually works

Aaaah... my time at IBM