Nobody here cares about your real life, retard.
Sensible Chuckels
This one?
Bingo Bongo, get this man a condo!!!
Thanks user! Now I can show it to the people that don't think that MS is a shitty tech company.
Also got this other one. Not as edgy tho
They wont read it or will say it's just a made up story on the internet.
I had ants all in my speakers a couple times, why the fuck are they attracted to electronics?
Their bodies, much like bees, are very sensitive to their environment, especially to some forms of electromagnetic radiation and electricity.
At least, I think that's the case. I remember reading something along those lines forever ago.
To be fair, the top half is likely made up.
What I can remember from it:
microsoft desings windows in powerpoint
microsoft forces devlopers to use broken beta versions of windows
windows 10 was windows 8 or 7 (forgot) with badly programmed new feutures added
>copy and paste because nobody knows how any of this actually works
Aaaah... my time at IBM