First Terry, now Rossmann

You mean Apple

Bikes aren't allowed on the sidewalk you triple nigger. It's retarded but it's the law there.

>pedestrian
>bicycle
Hmm....

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THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Truly based.

cycling in the car-centric US is literally putting your life in the hands on the mouthbreathers who can get a license.

riding on the sidewalk is arguably more dangerous than riding on the road because cars won't see you when they make turns into driveways, other roads, etc. the #1 rule of being on the road with anything but a car is that everybody in a car is fucking retarded.

Rossmann is a based jew

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Getting from point a to point b doesn't require carbon 98% of the time. The majority of people on bicycles don't even have the hip flexion to fully utilize modern racing road bikes. I do agree that clipless (or even clipped) pedals are more comfortable, efficient and safe, but again not necessarily necessary for a short commute or stroll. Most older bikes (pre-21st century) and some entry-level newer bikes have guards to prevent torn pants. Again, we don't need Lyrica to ride down to the store for wine and bread. Believe me, I too was once a velo-fag like you, but you come to realize that every day isn't the tour for everyone.

Terry, Maki, now Rossmann, what's going on? Is RMS next?

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