>Yeah user I understand that password are important but it's hard to remember them and it takes time to type them... Also everybody should know everybody's password it would be easier you know
- actual CEO of an actual company
Why even live ?
Stupid shit you have to deal with as an IT guy
Dylan Perez
Easton Martin
>We want any employee to be able to connect on their office computer from enywhere at anytime so make sure there is no session password and it stays on forever and Teamviewer is installed and unattended access is on - just use the free version though
Henry Edwards
I don't have the energy to post my woes
Tell him that if someone deletes all his data there's no way he'll know who did it unless they have secure authentication and auditing in place
Isaiah Turner
Or, just take a backup, delete everything then play the hero by letting them fester in their shit for 12 hours before restoring everything, playing like it was a cunt of a task and that they are lucky that google ultron was on the network to save the day, and teach a lesson or 9.
Asher Long
I think OP just need to agree to the CEO, people that use suits in big corps are just dumb.
Ayden Taylor
>Come on we are not THAT big deal of a company, nobody would want to take our data or delete it !
- actual CEO of an actual company that actually develops an anticipated game for a flagship console
I would, if there was any backup...
Nolan Adams
> no no no don't do that on an xml file: I won't be able to open it in google drive then. I don't give a shit about functionality or security, I just don't want to go through the exhausting and painful installation of any office suite at all.
Fucking end me please
Brody Long
See the bit where I said "take a backup"..? Sounds like you're more of a problem than the CEO if you don't even have a backup regime in place though, you deserve everything you get.
Brayden White
>Wait... How much does a backup machine costs again ? Anyway this shit will take our precious computer and network resources to do its thing so we can't afford that. Same goes for antivirus, don't even bother. *proceeds to download and instal actual piratebay shit on every single machine*
Put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger don't even hesitate
Blake Garcia
> We have 11 people using this program. We bought 3 floating licenses. You'll just have to come at the guy's desk and change the license's owner when they need it, ok user?
Why am I still here, just to suffer