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5 HOURS
Tyler Thomas
Asher Martinez
New iPhone?
Luke Flores
we removed the notch, that be 3000 USD + tax
Charles Gonzalez
New iPhone
New Apple Watch
New AirPods
New AirPower
New MacBooks
New MacMini
Jackson Rogers
I hate apple but I love their press conferences. Anyone else feel the same way?
Evan Brown
Sorta. It’s really about each presenter’s personality and enthusiasm because the announcements themselves are mostly pretty boring.
Nicholas Wood
he treated his daughter like a piece of shit, btw
Zachary Martin
>New MacBooks
already revealed
>New MacMini
maybe
>New Apple Watch
already revealed
David Rivera
New MacBooks haven’t been leaked yet, only rumored.
Grayson Diaz
How do I watch the conference? YouPube? Applel website?
Eli Powell
the talmudvision
Carson Flores
Nickelodeon
Eli Sanchez
Fuck off pajeet.
John Hill
The HLS stream URL is usually posted a few minutes before it begins so you can watch it on VLC or whatever.
Andrew Gray
Add in another $500 and you can get a headphone jack
Adam Stewart
*shits on your guerilla marketing thread*
Owen Diaz
muh appul
Brayden Scott
Will we get a sticky like /v/ gets for E3 events?
William Ross
You are stupid and I do not like you.
Austin Flores
I love the big event feeling, same for e3
John Baker
>believing in roastie stories about muh struggle
Jayden Brown
Will they get a valley girl with a meme job title to introduce more "memojis" again?
youtube.com
Grayson Jenkins
>implying anyone here cares about applel
William Fisher
i wouldn't believe it except that he was like this to everyone
Caleb Foster
Is stevothy handjobber going to be there?
Nathaniel Howard
No but tim suuk will be there
Camden Howard
Muh appul warmup stream:
youtube.com
Wyatt Watson
u got some dirt on the lens bruh
Jose Young
Looks like the Windows user stream senpai.
Asher Rogers
Isn't that one always shit 480p?
Christian Foster
It’s at least 720p if not 1080p.
Anthony Kelly
Uhh look out, we've got mister 8k over here
Ryan Clark
>3am in Australia
I just wanna join in on the fun.
Josiah Gutierrez
4 HOURS
Easton Nguyen
yeah a sticky usually goes up and there's an user that usually likes to spam scat porn. probably the same guy who keeps posting the ipajeet stuff
Blake Davis
kek
Gabriel Thomas
New IPad
Hudson Mitchell
You all should watch this before the event
Bentley Torres
she was a roastie. she got toastie.
William Johnson
new reddit spacing
Carson Cook
Let me guess, it will be more refurbished parts from older iPhones and sell them as new? I bet the iPhone XC is just going to be an entrie level iPhone 8 with older hardware. While their new flagships are just going to be the same as as the iPhone X but bigger and more expensive.
Connor Roberts
retard
Caleb Adams
FUGGHH cant wait, love thee apple event desu
Charles Parker
WoW dud your so deep!!!
Carter Nelson
t b h I kinda miss Steve Jobs, the keynotes aren't as kino anymore.
Evan Davis
>kinote
Lincoln Lewis
I'm interested to see the 7nm chips, doubt we will get any concrete numbers though.
Eli Baker
Have you preordered your iPhone Xs Max yet?
Adam Anderson
I don't care as long as I get my shiny toys
Isaac Adams
>tfw still using Galaxy J2
Xavier Rodriguez
3 HOURS
Luke Fisher
New iBend
New Apple Dildo
New AirPlugs
New MacNoports
New MacTrashcan
Asher Perry
based
Noah Hughes
Who here wants to watch but is debating not watching because they know it's going to be over an hour of cringe "professionals" and shitty music?
Carter Flores
>revealed
you mean accidentaly leaked by some stupid pajeet
god I hate these leaks, no surprise whatsoever
Austin Sanders
My feelings about these things exactly. I had to watch them for my old job and it was from cringey as hell every time.
Justin Lopez
I'm due for an upgrade from my iPhone6s. Been thinking about just getting an 8 because I could care less about the X. Unless I'm being a pleb.
Help a lurker out.
Chase Sanchez
don't upgrade. you'll lose the headphone jack. i don't want anyone hearing my music on the bus and i doubt you want anyone hearing your music.
Jason Mitchell
2 HOURS
Jackson Hughes
This thing has a bum battery though, what am I supposed to do?
Christian Rodriguez
lol
Christopher Rodriguez
buy a battery pack thing, if they have them for apple.
Gabriel Richardson
Where can I watch it?
James James
William Cruz
Fuck off you poor shit
Brayden Cook
1 HOUR
Nathan Flores
Is there anything more immature in the tech world than to vocallize disdain for Apple?
Jack Turner
>Just pretending as if bluetooth doesn't exsist
Levi Wilson
Is there anything more immature in the tech world than to vocalize affection for Apple?
Joshua Mitchell
you mean to say, is there anything more helpful and worthwhile you can do in the tech world than to shit on apple?
if you're not shitting on apple for their practices then you dont deserve to use tech.
i have an older mac and i still shit on apple.
stop being so consumed by consumerism pajeet
Leo Miller
Oh wow look what I can do
Jose Lee
lmao nice one kiddo
Chase Edwards
Is there some kind of official Jow Forums stream for the keynote so I can shitpist with you guise?
Jonathan Wright
Too bad you never learned to use a loo, street shitter.
Kevin Foster
head up to the closest apple store or send it through the mail and get your $29 battery replacement.
Nolan Phillips
Bend over and lube up.
Joshua Wood
>Releases 'new' iPhones
Just some phones that are slightly bigger than the last ones. Plus, The most expensive model has TWO notches.
>Releases 'new' Apple Watches
Slightly bigger than the previous models by several millimeters.
Wow, such innovation and courage. God damn, Apple sucks nowadays.
Adam Brooks
>accidentaly leaked
You mean leaked by Apple to create publicity
Grayson Smith
>you will never socialize with attractive females over technology
Julian Cruz
hope you cunts don't buy this bs
Jackson Cox
>iJustine
I'll never forget her portal video like 9 years ago
Lucas Morris
this picture is unironically very wholesome
Dylan Kelly
Imagine reminds me of a suppository.
Nathaniel Cooper
I never knew MKBHD was tall holy fuck
Colton Reed
twitter.com
It's over for us Android bros
Daniel Ortiz
>applel are BLACKED lovers
lmao
Michael Roberts
At least you're trying iPoojeet.
Aiden Foster
>not tim cuck
you had ONE JOB
Zachary Barnes
His fro thing adds another inch or two.
James Sanchez
m3u where? 30bings to go
soo many inventions..
Thomas Rodriguez
Starting 10.30 PM Indian time, microshaft shills be ready
Nathan James
What is apple copying from others this time
Joseph Mitchell
Kevin Allen
With USB C
Jaxon Lee
how will poorfagdroidlets ever recover?
Isaac Hernandez
youtu.be
Ferrari is shit and so is your religion.
Aaron Moore
new iphone SE when?
Aiden Wilson
someone post an m3u8 stream
Joseph Richardson
SAVE US BASED SCATMAN
Charles Ortiz
>tfw more excited about posting in the sticky rather than the presentation itself