>be American
>get shot
>someone tries to call a fucking ambulance
>"No. No. Please. Don't. Don't you dare... Fuck you! Stop. I'll be fine, I have a first-aid kit in the trunk, that'll do just fine! STOP! I'M FINE! DON'T CALL THEM! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE CALL 911"
Be American
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>be russian
>die of alcoholism in the womb
thanks for the new Thread marco
See the thing is, you joke, but keeping a first aid kit in your car is a good idea because you can treat minor injuries easily. Not a bullet wound of course, but still.
Thats right
here In Russia we have to have a medkit in ar by law
where is spooky and puerto rico?
true
Really? Neat. I guess it's not a bad thing, especially for the more remote parts of the nation.
>be russian
>get in car wreck
>get posted on youtube for people to laugh at
yeah its many of soviet refulations may be boring but they really cared about us
for example we have to full nedical check up every year free of charge just to know whats up with your health
*regulations
"free"
Hey, Marco, nice thread!
yes mutt free
we have free universal healthcare
maybe we shall do something like /political general/
yeah because the money to pay for doctors salaries and the medical bureaucracy just comes out of think fucking air
wanna make a telegram group? or a
d*scord
well you pay taxes as well
yet you dont have universla healthcare
fuck you m8
I don't think so. Moderators would get triggered.
im sorry if i wanna pay for roads but not for shenequa getting her 15th abortion
Bro, why you guys are mad? Let's have some Samba :^)
I mean I don't think they exactly cared if half of the reason was to keep track of all the people lole
also because it shouldn't be compulsory, people who don't take care of themselves shouldn't be in good health imo
based
For kuruminha I will do anything
neither of us are angery, its just a bit of banter dont worry mate
sorry brazil but I hate all kind of urban music.
Incluided
>latina music
>dupster
>rap
>hip hop
>trap
and other shit than I don't remember and idc
pitĂș>>>vodka
Let's call it equal for Karin sake
>be serbian
>protest corrupt government
>get killed
Oof. I thought everyone had left the thread. Thanks god i was wrong.
youtu.be
O U S A D I A P R A V E N C E R
WHY THE THREAD ARE DYING? KEEP TALKING MOTHERFUCKERS
Share kuruminha with me and I will do anything
Post stuff you like to sip.
sowy i was taking my puppers for a walk
>be irish
>kill bongistanians
based
its ok. i'm just feeling anxious and bored
Okay folks good night
not gonna lie, there are a lot of times I'm scared to go to the hospital or even a general practitioner because I'm afraid of how expensive it could end up being.
Ooh say can you see
how cute this kot is
gnight
Thanks fren take care
drink semen
gumfy
You Americans sure are dogs
>mfw wish godnight but don't go to sleep
>mfw not sleepy tiem but sleepy
Are you going to sleep? Goodnight then, bro.
This thread has been seized by the Italian/Brazilian axis powers
Heeeeey! Italy! My old friend! What's up?
is closig dow lole zzzzzz
DAE free healthcare xD
it is what?
no
i'm tired
We have funk, the epitome of degeneracy and urban music
Good night, then. Wish you nice dreams, little italy.
based and sadpilled
cringe
Someone's angry
>be russian
>break the law in a womb
>spend 90% of life in a cell for 282
S E E T H I N G
>Blond hair green eye cat girl
I don't want to fuck commies but it is NATIONAL communism so Hitler won't get mad
Be gone Mutt hitler would puke if he has seen you
I'm not a mutt
Yeah sure
I'm not a mutt i'm English or Welsh or German ok i don't know what i am but i know i'm white
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Sure
Mixed ethnicity is a mutt. It doesn't matter if you have nigger and spic thrown in there
be careful american friend! the world hate when a american feels proud about his heretige!
if I say that i have a german surname, they probably will send me a lot of memes about mutts
I got light brown hair green eyes i'm white
Ok jose
I have a Norman French surname so i'm definitely some kind of rape baby
You are American therefore you are Mutt
No race
No nation
No dignity
That was how it was viewed a long long long long time ago in Europe, but even some Anglos and Poles to this day hate eachother.
>Race
White
>Nationality
American
>Dignity
Unknown
Yes we use to and still to this day hate each other but we have bigger problems
Nationality American? Lmao im Juan from Mexico and from now on im American
Mexicans may be on a continent called but that doesn't make them American
so in your argument, what I need to do for have race, nation and dignity?
You aren't a real nation m8
Deal with it
so I must have to immigrant a real country and have a real country?
Nothing you can't help m8
Yes me are real nation the United States Of America
>posting on for ar medkit recommendations
I don't know what I am. my great grandpa was a proud German. if I feel german, anons hate me for be a mutt that want to be an European
if i feel proud to be american I am an evil mutt that want to destroy all
what the hell am I?
Don't mix out of your ethnicity and your kids and grandkids won't suffer an identity crisis.
Americans are like jews
Pure evil
maybe that is the solution!! i need a jew gf for be 100% evil
nation != state
nations are identities rather than the country you live in, which are states
coincidentally that's also why the US "provinces" are calles states - because they were intended to be the equivalent of different countries.