Been autistically googling haskell terms all day

>Been autistically googling haskell terms all day
>This comes up
Guess this proves haskell is the best programming language. See you later fags I've got a job at google.

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Anyone actually get a job at google after seeing this?

there are a bunch of blog posts that cover this, yes
basically you do challenges and if you pass them all you're shortlisted for an interview

Theres a script that just auto googles all their searched terms. Doing a lot about python or javascript will also trigger it

Can you imagine the type of person who is a good goygle employee?

>if you pass them all you're shortlisted for an interview
the fuck
i got it and didnt hear shit after

They also do a post-screen on your social media before they contact you. This includes Jow Forums posts. If you're not a fit for the corporate culture you get ignored.

Maybe that's why I've never seen one of these even though I've been searching compsci stuff for years.

why would you want to hire someone who has to google everything?

>using the google botnet to search
>wanting to work for the botnet
why

money

I walked past google office in London, looked like a lot of smart nerds, not run of the mill basedboys

never come back faggot. I can't belive you would willingly join the botnet

like Christopher Poole?

who tf is he, am i supposed to know every one of you're soiboy friends?

Guys, what are some Haskell projects that'll look good on a resume??

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Ahaha got me good

without a doubt a great representation of the language.

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bump

interested

Fucking newfag

They want you to work for them for free and they've disguised it as a fun game. Google does this all the time. You're not getting a job, unless you consider unpaid labor a job.

kek

your choices are going to be working for the botnet or the rope might as well get in now.

kys newfag

Idk if will look good on resume but i am doing this: en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Write_Yourself_a_Scheme_in_48_Hours
and it's quite entertaining.

>i'm a newfag because i don't know some redditor who works for goygle
kek sure, jerk off to whoever that soiboy is fags us real oldfags dont support goygle in any form

So THAT's what moot is doing over at Google

>Claims he's not a newfag
>Too new to know who the literal creator of his favorite Mongolian basket-weaving site is

wtf how do i get this pls

This feels like b8