Certified Java professional here. Ask me anything

Certified Java professional here. Ask me anything

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can i ask anything?

You may

hello kind sir!

how do you assign valua to bool?

do the needfull and answere me durga sir!

Rakesh ramadamaduran

Given
interface Thingable {}
abstract class AbstractThing implements Thingable {}
What are the situations where
class Thing extends AbstractThing {}
differs from class Thing extends abstractThing implements Thingable {}

Books and other resources to learn java from scratch?
I can only code in C because graduation.
would like to learn java to build some apps or other applications

Why does Java make me want to kill myself? I cannot put a finger on it but I hate this language so much.

Have you ever used a toilet

why do you torture yourself?

Do you prefer Kotlin or Scala?

Just....


Why?

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I'm looking to better my skills at sucking cock, you must have loads of pro tips.

Why did you guys buy Java and turn it into shit? Also, why did you by MySQL and also turned it into shit? Why do you guys buy shit and turn it into shit?

At what point did their Legal department ask for your soul?

>Why did you guys buy Java and turn it into shit?
Java 8 was a massive improvement.

If being shit was a massive improvement then yes

How come Math.sin(0.5) keeps returning infinity in my prohgram?

Is it something to do with method overriding?

He didn't say he was an Oracle employee, dingdong.

OP here haha I was merely pretending to be an Java expert

helo fellow OCJP or whatever the fuck the cert is called
did it like 6 years ago

Install Gentoo

Is Java the language to learn (except maybe JavaScript/php) if you want to get a job in the future.
Just started learning programming today and picked JavaScript since it has the most job offerings.

should i stop using java8 at work and use java11 and why

I want you to write hello world in Java, run it against valgrind, then tell me that the JVM doesn't leak memory.

>Certified Java professional
what a waste of time

Union?

why do you love cock in your butt so much?

Our company is slowly kicking out java from out codebase and using kotlin instead. how you feel about this java proffesional?

this, actually. I got a new computer today (a Thinkpad T420, obviously) and when I went to Oracle's website I realized they had released Java 11 LTS. Still, I installed the 8.

Type inference that came with Java 10 is a cool feature and reduces verbosity quite a bit.

How mutch knowledge needed for SAP basis and which book would you recommend for that ?

When should I use loops and when should I use streams?

PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL SIR AND DELT TIHS THEY SHOULDT'N NOW OUR SECRETS

werks for me

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>Jow Forums undergrads too cool for Java
impressive

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Have you tried not being gay?

Why do you refuse to use deodorant

Which version? I just got OCP7. Right before its exam becomes deprecated.

Why the fuck does Java eat so much RAM?

>went to oracles website
Why? Wait. Are you using windows?

Not op but - use streams when you don't care about speed.

How do I get laid ? I'm starting to feel really lonely right here :(

what is a good starting point for anyone who is interested in learning programming?

>thread is a day old and OP hasn't given a single answer yet, people still asking questions
really makes you think

Absolute state of certified java professionals

How important is platform-independence usually for your code's use cases and was that a conscious choice for learning Java?

What kind of software do you write in Java?
CLI tools (or individual GUIs for small tasks)?
Business (business to business) software?
Software for private endusers?

If you have some time, please list some things that you find surprisingly difficult or easy to do in Java and its standard libraries (maybe even in 3rd party libraries if they are popular enough).

The solution to your problems is always"install Gentoo"

Java : System.out.println("hello World");
python : print("lol")

public void print(Object x){
System.out.println(x);
}

:^)

there is the sout too that shorts it, still fucking huge lines to do small shit. I do java at uni, i think its the language i know best since i have to do all my test coding on pen and paper.

how long have you been work as a java dev and how much do you a make($$$) on a month of work ? I heard java code monkeys make alot of cash.

>certification
Worth back then when each release lasted for 10 years. Now the new fast release cycle makes certifications unfeasible, as there would be a new exam each 3 months.
Yet another cow Oracle killed.
Same goes with google and their botched Android certification for pajeets. You just can't have certifications and fast release at the same time, they are incompatible.

What made you want to get that cert?
Has it been worthwhile in its payoff?

Afaik certs will be only for LTS versions.

And Java 9 is what 8 should really have been. But they agile now

Whats india like?

How much of a cuck are you?

Certifications are a worthless waste of everyone's time.
The only credential anyone worth working for will care about will be your projects.

Which certification?