How do we fix the captcha so NPCs wouldn't be able to pass it Jow Forums?

Captcha requires you to walk through automatic door
Everyone knows that you need a soul for those to work

Nice bait

Odd, I found it pretty poor bait. But that's lefties - pretty poor at everything.

That bait wasn't as good

NPCs can't into wisdom. Try something involving this.

Now you know why I responded to (You), and not him.

True. Right-wingers don't get Star Wars either.

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Whats this new wojack meme it sounds as retarded as always

the most npc thing is not thinking you are an npc.

Get rid of it and open applications for more unpaid janitors.

Captcha is just there to sell your labour without paying you for it comrade.

require obligatory social media account linking for all free users and keep the anonimity only for Jow Forums premium users. This way moderators will just evaluate facebook profiles and see if someone is an NPC whilst paying users will be always trated like kings

NPCs are bots anyway, so your efforts are futile

This should work.

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Who am I gonna nigger then? NPCs have a role and they are fulfilling it splendidly.

Who am I gonna *call...

>anyone who doesn't instantly alt+f4 is blocked forever
Seems good

>Who am I gonna call nigger then?
one of your wife's boyfriends?

It's probably easier to use a bot that passes Byakuren's spells than do it yourself. So it defeats the purpose. It will only give us more /jp/ and /v/ and less of true Jow Forumsentoomen.

IDK about NPC but this would get rid of 50-60% of idiots

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AI considering the depth of philosophical statements sounds like a pretty big ask

what is wolfram alpha

>what is wolfram alpha

You are going to be suprised how many idiots dont even know it exists, and how many dont know how to input ∫ symbol there.

>yet he suck cock for a living

Orange man
[ ] Bad
[ ] Not

Easy.

unironically rangeban the whole planet. Only people that purchase a pass can post. If you can't into the low low price of $20 per fucking year, then fuck off to leddit

If you can't answer this just from looking at it you are literally n****r tier stupid

>something that will weed out the NPCs
Have Jow Forums redirect to Jow Forumsthe_donoald. Watch quality sky rocket across the site over night.

Might actually make a profit for this place. I'm sure enough anons would buy one if they did this

or just ban all commie posting

It'd easily make a profit, since every user is a paying user.

>If you can't answer this just from looking at it you are literally n****r tier stupid

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I bought a year pass cause solving the captcha was becoming a freaking nightmare.

Felt like the Jews won, but ok.

How do you people handle filling out the captcha, especially when it goes on a row of forcing you to do another one, and another, even though you were careful to mark the squares right.. i don't know. I'm surprised this site didnt take a nose dive when captcha was added and people are just fine with it.

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It compiles a small snipet of C with GCC with one error for you to fix.

Done.

>how to deflea your dog
>kill any and all bees on its fur
Dumb poster.

You're well programmed if you think everyone who disagrees with you is categorically a mindless robot

This but unironically.

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ERROR: not my president

Make them difficult math problems instead.

This would work "Not" does categorically prove they're a bot.

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>tfw never had math classes after 10th grade

Kanji captcha

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~ Eastern and Gensoupilled ~

>tfw third year SE student and have no idea what I am looking at

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It's a simple calculus problem, kill thineself.

Truly the the masterpiece of posting. Well done, sir!

Death to Israel Y/N?

make it
"I'm Trump supporter"
and NPC will never accomplish capatcha

>believing muh mathematics makes you intelligent or useful

enjoy doing anything without the use of mathematics retard oh wait...

Actually not a bad idea.

congrats, welcome to the modern schooling system

I've made it very far without any. Enjoy flipping burgers to pay off student loans.

This one can be googled tho

you can still feed it wrong information and pass though usually takes about 15 captchas to solve