Gf wants to learn php as her first language

>gf wants to learn php as her first language
How do I talk her out of it?

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kill yourself

PHP is fine. It's got a bad reputation because at first it was a very simple language, but nowadays it's not too different from other object oriented languages.

gf (male)?

People make such a big deal about "first languages", but I've never seen anyone learn anything so wrong they couldn't be corrected and I've never seen anyone who I would call a good programmer who isn't constantly re-learning programming.

Let her use PHP if she wants. You're not going to be making the code base you're stuck with for the rest of your life in your first year.

Make her submit to Islam

BASED

Beat her up while the php soundtrack is playing in the background

If her goal is to make websites and work on wordpress plugins, then it isn't a bad idea.

Money is money idiot.

intro brainfuck

you don't

>being proud of your mental diseases

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How hot is your sister?

fuck off, normie

If she gets good, she will have a good career. Why would you take that from a woman you love?

Try a man's language: C++

if your "gf" wants to learn her first language, how can you talk to her to begin with?
also, damn dude. get a grasp of reality and find someone your age

That's not the real image.

What was doctored?

Cezched
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Post the real one bro. I've never seen it :(