FUCK THIS CABLE

FUCK THIS CABLE

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Why are they always 2 inches too short?

New motherboards can bend just fine. Nothing to worry about.
-your friend, cable

so you can relate to them.

You gotta jiggle it a bit

haha manlets btfo

>bends you pins trying to make it in

whoops wrong pic

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haha sorry guys, third time's a charm

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Whoops one more time

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>hating on USB3 cable

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ITT: Brainlets who can't even read a manual.

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*SNAAAP*

Whoopsie ^_^

I'm sure you won't mind having to push me back in every 15 minutes right :^)

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It's super fucking easy to replace those. It just requires a crimping tool that you can buy for like $10, and a bunch of inexpensive connectors that you can buy in bulk.

>not using Cat7 with Kevlar connector
Lmao

What the fuck is this abomination

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>Use piece of paper to keep connector tight in place.
Heh, fuck you.

Serial cable. I've used them with enterprise routers.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

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This connector is actually fine
And basically you're all retarded

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I'm trying to work out what someone could possibly think they need one for.

daisy chaining surge protectors in the most retarded way possible is the only thing I can think of.

attaching two extension cables together

It's because people will string up their Christmas lights the wrong way and end up with a female end near a socket and don't want to take them down to put them the other way. Christmas lights will actually work wherever you give them power, but that's about the only use case that won't kill you (obviously selling or making a cable like that is Buttrick retarded)

Stealing power from your neighbors.

DELET THIS IMMEDIATELY

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damn

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WHY IS IT SO SHORT. I HAVE TO VELCRO IT TO THE SIDE OF MY IBM

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You can already do that with regular extension cords (although chaining extension cords together is the really recommended either)

It's because of

that would be some sort of display cable used on a plane. proabaly worth more than your car too.

t. avionics guy

>You can already do that with regular extension cords.
This isn't a discussion about things that rational people do.

Back feeding generators into your house. Unfortunately retards forget to turn off the mains and end up electrifying power line workers.

stealing power. i made one when i moved into a house and the utilities werent connected yet ;)

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making a perpetual power device

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOTEEM

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That isn't a molex connector.

>connect christmas lights to outlet with double male extension
>have hot plug dangling somewhere in the tree

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gotem

?kevlar where would you get that?

Simple fix.

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That looks nothing like a serial connector you absolute embryo.

FAGGOTS BTFO!
even cable makers know that faggotry is just wrong.

>buttrick

wtf

google.com/search?q=Buttrick

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>be me
>working in a small office
>need an extension cable to hook up a computer in the office
>find a bunch of extension cables and grab one at random
>its one of these
>dont realize
>unravel it a bit and plug one end in under my desk
>flick it on
>blindly reach behind myself to grab the other end
>grab the cable near the end
>brain freezes for a few seconds as I stand there holding a male connector
>the realization of what I'm holding sinks in
>an inch over and I would have exploded my hand
Other dude in the office just nonchalantly tells me they've been meaning to throw it out after I nearly have a heart attack

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There's multiple types of serial interfaces, you fucking double nigger.

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Is there a single good reason these aren't one standardized block?

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>HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>*click*

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>Buy full ATX motherboard
>It's one of those weird ones which isn't full width, so the right side of just left hanging there
>That's where the ATX power connector is
>Have to push fucking hard to get it in
>Motherboard is flexing like crazy

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Because it's modular? Decent motherboards have adapters that make it easy though.

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yup

Lets make a cable that has a billion different standards and no way to tell what it supports but hey at least it works both ways :)

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Anyone know what this is by chance?

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You think you can help me fix my Alienware PC?
It won't turn on!

It is a serial cable stupid retarded nigger
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>it might be dogshit but at least i dont have to plug it in properly because it's lego shit designed for retards

Definitely a cable

Looks like USB type B

Feeding power from a generator back into the house via an outlet
Plugging in your christmas lights the wrong way around

Based on it saying "time of year" I would guess the latter

A white one.

I'll show you later.

I bet no one on this board knows how to tell if those are connected in the right order

Gonna post 3 pix with the connections on the motherboard where does the power button is? The test button on the PSU makes everything turn on and work

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That happened to a 50' cable of mine once.
I superglued a coupler onto it then attached a 3' cable.

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WHY MOBO COMPANIES KEEP PUTTING HD AUDIO SO FAR FROM THE FRONT?!

>being so poor that you can’t buy another 68 cent patch cable

i think my computer has a virus

Remember, Jow Forums has never seen anything outside of consumer electronics

>sysadmin server cuck spotted.

Brutal, one (You) has been deposited in your 4channel account.

nice

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i just wish manufactures would realize that typically this goes to a top or front IO panel on your desktop... and stop putting the USB3 header dead center of the back of the board...

Looking at you AsROCK

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oof

>buy shit products
>get shit design

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it was at the back on most boards of the time irrespective of brand. I'm still living the FX life 6 years later

Looks like old USB on the left and the right connector is the squarish USB connection that some USB printers use.

DCE DTE network serial cable.
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Fuck I hope your job doesn't involve recognizing cables.

Underrated post.

I'll show you later

I usually use a USB 3.0 to 2.0 adapter. Although I'm stuck with USB 2.0 speeds on all my case ports, at least I don't have to worry about ruining the warranty on my motherboard.

Any Usb 3.0 devices I have I can just plug right into the usb 3.0 ports on my motherboard.

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this is great

mah men! been a long time boys.

>crosstaking knowlet

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Asus is shit, now fuck off

Black to black is ok
Red to red is dangerous

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Gotta keep them blacks segregated.

It has to be that short for siCLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

My bro wired up a boat to have led lights for carp shooting and he wired the array up to a female outlet box. And he realized his generator was female output. So he made a cord like that. Tested it worked great unplugged it from the light array leaving one end in the running generator. Did a spinning motion with the cord and and slapped it into his hand and got ass blasted. Was super spooked and took him like 1min to realize what happened and why you never see those cords sold anywhere lol

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xxxxdd

D e v a s t a t e d

used a lot for interconnects on old cisco devices

its a usb line, ill show you later