THEY'RE GOING ALL IN

If you watch him unironically, you're helping this cancer live.

Click bait trash. I hope he dies.

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Whats a good tablet for consuming media?

>computer
????
What?

Now? Any 2gb ram iPad. No matter if they are second hand

well they're not wrong

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Id actually buy one if it had a better video editing software and a proper file manager. Fucks sake, Shortcuts are fucking amazing but it’s still a workaround to make actual shit work like a computer

What's a computer?

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well....how do you convert seconds to microwave time?

of course he's paid. It's an open secret that those """tech reviewers""" are paid.

You use minutes instead of microwave time

Hey kid Imma computer

99% of Jow Forums hasn't done a day of manual labour or lifted anything heavier than their laptop. No one here can bend an iPad.

can it read/write/copy files from an SDcard or USB drive yet?

It can import photos from an SD card.

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>It can import photos from an SD card.
Not much more a Man could wish for in a Personal Computer by Apple™ device user, Is the box shiny or matt?

>It can import photos from an SD card.
Just photos? How do I grab my .pdf or .docx files?? And only from an SDcard when they have usb C seems a bit wasteful considering how plentiful and cheap usb C drives are getting

>we
absolute eco-system nigger

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The Cloud

>tfw work for an apr
>apple still hasn't rolled out demo software for the new ipad pros because of a software adapatation period

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>Use thing in a completely different way
>it breaks
>pic related

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>Be a applefaggot
>Posts like a faggot

>p-please buy our overpriced shit

iToddlers BTFO!

>People here have actually memorized the commercial.

Gotta hand it to Apple, they really do know how to market to retards.

>1. you only use facebook
>2. you only use facebook
>3. you only use facebook
>4. you only use facebook
>5. you only use facebook

pancakes with SOUR. CREAM.

Based
>fagPad lies the wrong way in a bag
>it bends and breaks
Cringe

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The only worthwhile tech destruction channel

its the iphone 6 all over again

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Even then, it will only be good for a couple of years at best until the facebook "app" requires more resources than the iPad has to offer. This has already occurred on models only a few years old.

What is computer?

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To be fair, how would you get this to bend if you’re not a complete idiot?
Too big to put it in a back pocket.

Apple customersdon't understand file management. The concept is foreign to them.

It's against the law and YT ToS to not disclose sponsorship on a product review.

It only matters if you get caught

I could probably use an iPad as a computer but I'd hate myself.

It does assume many of the functions a standard PC does but does them so much less robustly.

This image is stupid. OP was right, in 0:60 you're working on base 61, and in 1.01 in base 60.
It's a legit question

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN

whats computah

I hate myself and don't use an iPad

based sinofsky

I'd love to see this done more scientifically with an instrumental value of the amount of force applied.

>2018
>iPad can be your next computer

>2019
>Buy our new MacBook, because you need a proper computer.

Which one is it apple?

I know this "le 99% of community is bad xD" is all the rage with you newfags, but I bench press your weight. Despite what your MS Paint comics tell you, not everyone who works with computers is a neckbeard.

ye no, this is a dead meme, the whole Android IOs ecosystem is shit and made for grandpas, data manipulation is to encapsulated, tools are not compatible with real ones its all to shit...

True, but its a hell of a lot better than the usual fare of, "I took a chainsaw to my brand new device for the views LOLOLOLLO"

Lifting is really popular with software engineers over here. Probably because you can do it without having to talk to anyone.

What's a computer?

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I actually bought a 2018 iPad (not pro). I didn't do any multitasking research beforehand because I am retarded.
The worst thing is that you can't play YouTube in the bg if you're reading a book for example. Fucking samshits have their own workaround where you can have the video playing in a small window (or you just download a mod that allows to do that). On the iPad you have to pay. Or have the video cover 30% of the screen which is dumb use of available space.
I'm probably gonna sell it. Or give it back if that's still possible. Fuck me for being this stupid.

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far far more boomers died from eating tide pods because they're all dementia riddled

That's not a computer

Now that's a computer

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The thing you buy apps for

YOU CANT RUN SCRIPTS ON SHITTY IOS. SCRIPTS ARE WHAT MAKES AN OPERATING SYSTEM FUNCTIONAL TO ANY USER.

>ARM shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

> Tried doing this to my crappy Galaxy Tab 2.
> It doesn't breaks.
Kys iToddlers

too bad people remember it for all the wrong reasons, though.

haha yeah dude

half of Jow Forums is Jow Forums
no homo

You sit on it when it's on like a couch or something

yo, that pic is pure sex.

>he bent his tablet
>he actually did it
Nice. Now check if it breaks on the knee.

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It's not an iCrap so it doesn't bends that easy.

you divide them by yearly umbrellaproduction number

depends which way the stock price is going

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF TRANSISTORS!

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nice

>he doesn’t know about the new Shortcuts app that allows scripting.

Stop spreading FUD you retard

If you were to leave your mom's basement, you might put your iPad in a bag. Then maybe you lean on something, maybe you get stuck in a crowded elevator....

Yeah. Durable products are for faggots

Can Firefox run extensions(scripts)? No? Then IOS can't run scripts.

you regularly bench press 500lbs?

I tried the same with my $20 chink tablet, cant even bend it

What's a computer?

That's the price you have to pay for premium, thin form factor devices.
If you need military grade ruggedness, then maybe don't buy Apple

>premium

Based

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how much is one of these?
i suspect that "freedom aint free" means a heavy premium.

Move aside for the Surface Chad
youtube.com/watch?v=iBHUIR7PtWk

1 reason iPad Pro can't be my next computer:
I'm not given the freedom to install software of my choice.

this needs an edit with the gif of gates jumping over sleeping rms onto this surfaceboard

Galaxy Tab S4 is all of that and it doesn't break if you sneeze on it. Stop being a brain washed iFaggot

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It’s actually pretty comfy g

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I ordered a 12.9 inch. It was pretty neat in store so I’m keen to use it.

>it's an appletoddler subhuman thinks his fruity toddler toys belong on Jow Forums episode
Back to >>>fa/ manchild.

Looks comfy, however the superiority of the operating system would cause many problems for me. I'm just a simple man with simple needs.

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>vinwiki
>doug
>lgr
wow, based

>Apple switches their whole line to ARM soon so they have a proprietary closed-source compile only they can use in their compile factories, thus no users can compile any of their own software
>They'll claim that this is a security feature

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALL COMPANIES ARE GOING BACK TO COMMODORE AND AMIGA TIMES

KEK, NOONE SO FAR READ THAT THE LINUX IS RUNNING OFF AN RPI! MY SIDES! THE STATE OF NORM IN HERE!

i wish i could do that desu