PHP Bad

>PHP Bad

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Is is bad

>weak typing
>variable variables
>coexisting safe and unsafe database drivers functions
>old style OOP (pre PHP 4), new style OOP (from PHP 5), new-new style OOP (from PHP 7)
>objects are glorified associative arrays
>2/3rds of standard library follows C naming convention, the rest follows Perl naming convention
>using escape character/backslash as namespace separator

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are you saying it's not?

>edited wojak posting

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Jow Forums never had any soul

>makes "x is bad[, y is good]" thread every hour
KILL YOURSELF

>Is is bad

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>ThatPHPShill

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hmm, looking back on all that shit, I can say that it was retarded

Imagine being a PHP shill.

Good enough for me

Nice pic of you and your friends, OP!

It was fun, not just some "hahaha look at him lmao" thing. Jow Forums has declined a lot in quality.

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Reminder that PHP is self aware of how flawed and inconsistent it is, also all of this twitter.com/official_php/status/1019024916811866113

>0 == "php"
What fuckery is this?

surprisingly, not javascript.

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>PHP is self aware of how flawed and inconsistent it is
better than python and javashit then

Name one thing PHP is bad at despite claiming it's good at.

This is madness! There should be a single true/false pair. To say that this piece of shit runs most sites on the Internet...

a string without numbers typecast to a number is zero. not hard and not particularly unreasonable

PHP has preloading now.
Where is your god now, Pythonfags?

It's better but only because it's pretty fucking fast in comparison.

haha pol memes

ORANGE MAN GOOD amirite?

PHP IS bad, but that doesn't mean PHP ecosystem is bad. Laravel is a nice tool for example.

well it's not good anyway

Another quality technology thread.