What's Jow Forums's side hustle? Cool tech things only

unironically recording porn

I fuck this 50 yo dude in the ass while his wife gets NTR'd in the next room. I usually get $40 every time

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Modding consoles and controllers. Call of Doodie kids pay big money for rapid fire.

i just make more than enough from my main job

I provide membership accesse to a loft I've set up with Apple workstations, and beds.

It's for local Linux enthusiasts with a secret shameful fetish for apple, who come to write code and fuck each other.

>cool tech things only
How have you involved technology in your act of lovemaking

I sell nuclear design information I generate using federally restricted software on a school laptop.

Or just a way to make every more money because you're an independent productive person who works compulsively
I'm not a compulsive worker, but I respect the hustle

I posted about it on Jow Forums, therefore it's tech related. And there is no love being made in railing his asshole at the speed of 10 fucks

He's actually an important higher up at a certain tech company but i'm not going to drop his name to respect his privacy

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Do females come or?

Reported to the fbi

I do furry porn games on the side.

Does anyone here build computers for a fee? I've been thinking of advertising to college gamerfags who are too braindead to build their own PCs, but I'm not sure where to advertise.

i laughed

I dress up like a woman and fuck men for money

>I dress up like a woman and fuck men for money
pics?

I don't have one. I make enough money to live comfortable and don't want to use my free time desperately clawing for more money

It's not worth it really. Custom builders like Xidax will beat out your at-cost pricing and provide warranties. Also, you don't want to be their permanent tech support.

I side hustle as a project manager or infrastructure engineer for small companies. Usually work weekends, hourly or project based. As a PM consultant, I charge about 100-150 per hour and as an engineer, I charge at project rates.

Just did a network refresh with new switches, server, VMware, etc. For 7k. Last weekend. Used my credit card for purchases so I got all the points and took me about 2x10 hour days (2-3 hours remote). Was pretty nice.

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kuronashi.com

Need to clean up the look, I haven't had any serious customers yet. Advice welcome, I'm not that savvy with web design.

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How do you even advertise something like that

sent ;)

>Buying thing things that are NOT available online:
what did you mean by that?

How easily can you get your hands on used panties? What's a good going rate?

>advice
Modify one of those meme responsive html5 or php templates like any 2018 start-up has, and it'll help you get buyers.

Say you want some Japanese item, but you can't find it online. Tell me what you want, I'll walk to the shop, buy it, then mail it to you.

I know where to buy them. The rates are posted in the "fees" section.
Thanks, I hate the modern "flat" style, but it's for the customers...

I need you to re-read that sentence my man
>buying thing things
>thing
>things

Sorry, you mean the going rate for the panties themselves? I forget exact prices, but I think in the range of 1000 - 4000 yen.

Fixed!

I promise to fix urgent critical bugs in Magento CMS and slide a dormant ransomware script I personally made then activate it 3 months after I got in the server and extort anywhere from 300-1000 zcash equivalent

thanks man

themefisher.com/free-bootstrap-templates/
>demo.themefisher.com/demos/?theme=global

Graphic Design. I don't even have any formal training either. People just really have super shit taste when it comes to designing stuff. Get some passive income through royalty checks.

How do you find customers? Seems like there would be a lot of competition for that kind of work.

furry porn commissions

Not really. All the artist type people want big bucks to design original logos for companies or are some grumpy asshole at a print shop that doesn't want to work with laypersons. I do low brow stuff like t-shirts, mugs, buttons, etc. I also make signage and banners for events. Also if official merch for anything sucks I will just make own (not infringing on any IP obviously, not a bootlegger)

I got a plot of land for cheap and I build cheapo single bedroom apartments out of shipping containers on it whenever I have extra money and rent them out. Currently have 2 of them (not including the one I live in) pulling in $400 a month each. They use LEDs, energy star appliances, and solar panels and they all share the same internet, which the tenants split the cost of; presumably, if I build more units, I can just upgrade the plan and it won't matter since there are more people to split the cost. It's also fun to admin their network when I'm bored.

My next project is to install a hundred foot flagpole on the property and put a wind generator in it to force my electric costs down even more.

What kind of people rent them? How do plumbing and sewage work?

Barely middle class white people, because I don't trust niggers near solar panels. I don't interact with them. I just collect money.

I couldn't be bothered maintaining septic systems so I purposely chose a street with sewer access. I banned them from using "flushable" wipes just in case, so far I haven't needed a plumber. If I had to call plumbers all the time it wouldn't even be profitable anymore; at that point I'd sell them off and try again in a less white trash area.

proof

50 bucks an hour to go to the store and pick up some stuff sounds really steep
no wonder you have no customers

You seem like the GO TO guy to buy those japanese onaholes, you should shill/pay ads on /jp/ or something.

Sometimes I rebuild old electronics if I can find them cheap and flip em. $250 trash into $1K sale.

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Same unit on the bottom.

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Actually I contacted Jow Forums about ads a month ago, but Hiroshima hasn't responded. Probably too busy jerking off to the Virtual YouTube girl.

Did self-serve ads stop working?

Jow Forums.org/advertise
I guess. All I can find is an email. 8ch was far more responsive.

>going long on high yielding dividend stocks. doing actual research into etf's and the markets and reinvesting dividends

This is the first time I've ever seen somebody on Jow Forums actually say something about investing that wasn't retarded. Going for 100%+ annual crypto gains or even aiming for the stars with highly speculative stocks is a crap shoot. You should just treat stocks as an income investment like anything else. If it doesn't pay a dividend then you're ultimately just betting on market sentiment. Also, if a company is consistently raising its dividend then the stock price will inevitably follow suit, because eventually the yield gets high enough that it's worth buying just for that alone.

I'll say this though: you actually shouldn't invest JUST for dividend yield alone. Often when yields are pushing like 10% that's a sign of something screwy going on at a company, like an extremely high dividend payout ratio or something like that. The formula for what you should be looking for in a stock is something like this:

> High yield.
> Low payout ratio (the percentage of earnings being spent on dividends)
> Annual dividend increases (ideally 10% or more)
> Low P/E
> High growth
> High profit margin and ROE

And lastly...

> A business model that you can understand somewhat, so you can predict whether all the above mentioned factors will stay in place in the future

I have a side job where clients will ask me to put in backdoors into network infrastructures while the building is under construction, and then wait 3-6 months before the construction is completely done, and then im paid.

>building unregualted pulse rifles
>street chess
>stocks & forex trading
>tech refurbishing
>darknet import/export

>This is the first time I've ever seen somebody on Jow Forums actually say something about investing that wasn't retarded.
newfriend detected.

lots of us here have stocks, bonds, ETF's, index funds, etc

I too have this question

I really like your website style. That simple geocities type layout. Just text, no graphics bullshit. And the color and decor is very tasteful.

How would I go about making something similar? I'm a tech brainlet btw, know nothing about programming or html or whatever. I currently have a small biz of my own, selling a small handcrafted item I make myself. I sell on Ebay and Etsy, I have a basic webpage where I don't do the commerce, just
- Product Info
- About
- Contact
- News (updates)
- Shop (links)

Because I'm a tech brainlet and I don't know how to build a site myself, I used Wordpress and used one of their templates.
It works ok, it does the job, btu I'd love something with the tastefulness and simplicity of your website.

What does a tech brainlet need to learn to build somehting like that myself? Is it quickly achievable, or a bit too amibitious if I know nothing about 'code' of any sort atm?

Fix iphones on the side

Screens are cheap as fuck, and i can make decent profit for 15 minutes of work while charging less than a store

It's not very hard user
Just learn some basic html/css and you should be good
I do suggest that you host it somewhere else
For example, my website I just use sometimes for file transfers and other stuff and don't always have to keep it running

Is this hard to do?
Can I do this myself with some basic tools?

I do some custom 3d printing, and selling of useless 3d printed knicknacks.

Both of these items are big sellers for me.
thingiverse.com/thing:117080
thingiverse.com/thing:2536988

Bigot as fuck

I just do some ETFs/Index funds. Nothing too high risk, high reward like AMD or something. Mint isn't adding my retirement stuff for some reason, so this is only 2/3.

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nice.

how much did you have when you started investing in the stock market?

Also, is that 900 thousand shares or 900.something?

Let's say I have recorded some porn. What now?

Made 75k at first job in 2011. Made 120k in 2017. I'm back in school and should be making 180+ when I get out in 2020.

*ting* *ting* ting*
Listen here.
I said, LISTEN here.
*bangs table*
I will have no such talk at my table as "side hustle", which is codeword for NIGGER DRUG DEALERS. I have reported you to the Office of his excellency Rodrigo "Roa" Duterte. May God NOT have mercy on your soul. Amen.

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Seconded. Jow Forums used to be halfway decent for investment chat before crypto idiots took over.

Actually based and redpilled. Rodrigo Duterte is my hero, too

>He's actually an important higher up at a certain tech company
>railing his asshole
It's Tim Cook isn't it?

yes it's fucking hard to do, he's larping that it's easy. It is easy but the screws are microscopic; they're so small you have to practically hold your breath to put them in

What are you in school for?

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larger font, little less info, also you market/advertise yourself

Hacking gibsons for cash.

Pretty sure that s a crime sir.

the government couldn't be the only one.

I write VBA macros to automate prettying up reports exported from access.
not that cool i guess

i've done that once, didn't make too much of a profit, do you rebuild them regularly? where do you source replacement parts and electronics?

Posted in the wrong thread, fml. Does anyone bot OSRS or have another system for making money online they could teach me?

I'm a Wizard NEET from Australia who would really like to make some money online to survive. I know it doesn't mean much to say online but you'd at least have my word that I'd be more than happy to throw back some tips or resources later on, if I ever happened to come across a better means of earning money that you weren't aware of.

[email protected]

mind sharing how you got started? How have you managed to make money during the downturn? Do you think we're in for a routine correction / depression?

I've lost a bunch of money actually - probably 30k recently due to the correction. I noticed Mint is just not showing a bunch of the data. I started 7 years ago so I'm overall positive by a large percentage, though. I'm in it for the long term so up and downs don't bother me..

I'm a nurse going into nurse anesthesia. Not Jow Forums-related, really.

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No but he is a Macfag despite his job involving Linux programing. You also missed the part about him having a wife you silly goose

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What the fuck is 'Wtf'?

LOL

fag

>metajoke

I usually get em through mouser electronics wise.

The biggest cost in the case of that McIntosh unit was the glass plate itself. Luckily they still make replacements to this day (the unit is from the 60s) for $130.

>Used my credit card for purchases so I got all the points

MFW GOT 4 INK PREFERREDS AT 120K UR EACH, 480K UR FOR JUST 20K SPEND

BOOKING SOME BUSINESS CLASS JAL RTS

>Cape shit on eBay
Parents just dumped crates of my old comics on me, any tips for how to price things out? Nothing is really collector grade condition, but there's hundreds of issues from a huge variety of series (1990-2005ish)

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I make friends with emotionally vulnerable people and then make up sob stories to get them to give me money.

If I'm a college student with low starting capital what should I look into doing? I have basic competence with Linux and building PCs and shit. Also HTML and CSS (though I kinda suck ass at JavaScript)

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an anesthesiologist version of a nurse, kek

I'd have small penis syndrome

This is why you have no friends.

(OP)
Well for starters I do online recovery for people who don't know how to use mod menus in gta. I dabble a bit in selling cracked accounts for certain games. Also I don't know if it counts that I run a rust server where I sell vip privileges to people who don't like to grind.

>bad at javascript
lad WHAT