Masurbating

>masurbating
>really really horny
>decide to cum on laptop screen so its like Im cumming on the girls
>cum
>missed, hit keyboard
>dont want to clean it because I dont wanna touch my own cum again, too hot
>laptop wont turn on
what do I do?

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uhhh

this is why i use my ipad

you can bust on it and it cleans off easily

>what do I do?
talk to a priest

Lel how autismo do you have to be to think of this shit

Get some 99% alcohol, shut down the machine, put it in a plastic container, dump alcohol on it. Get a scubby brush for the keyboard while you pour

>current year
>doesn't have a designated money shot tablet

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This is 4channel you cant post stuff like this

How can you be too much of a pussy to touch your own cum? Cum is pretty clean and not hot, only body temp and because it's your own stuff there is nothing degrading or anything about touching it.

I took an actual tech support call from a guy who did this on a desktop keyboard and wanted a replacement on the companies dollars.

bet it bent in half when you nut on it

send it to louis rossmann and don't tell him what it is

imagine if he thought it was icing and licked it all up but realized it was cum and enjoyed it and kept going until it was all clean haha

Take it into the Apple Store. They're experienced with these kinds of problems.

Ill only tell you if you send the image you came to

my ex gf always forced me to kiss her after a blowjob, this was not negotiable

he's cleaned a few board with dried up cum on it before in his videos lol

im not even memeing, true story- when i moved away from my ex gf we cammed every day and id splooge all over my screen and computer so shed see it. did this for like three months. made no problems. it was a macbook.

sold it for like 400 pounds and bought a used macbook pro. dont splooge on it now cuz new gf.

give it to luis rossman, he will fix it right up

And this is why I will never buy used electronics. Can't believe this board is obsessed with buying disgusting used Thinkpads

you are so fucking dumb. why not just cum on a girl?

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>after a blowjob from tyrone
damn user

user just cum in your socks, it will keep your feet warm during the winter

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lol

The absolute state of this board

Fuck you I will