Jow Forums humor thread
linux has a coc though
>recompile the kernel by opening the cabinet and fiddeling with hardware
>writing a new coc even though Apple is closed source and copyrighted by a company
>spending time with family even though winfags on Jow Forums are angry incel videogamers
Is the joke here that all three are wrong? I don't get it.
Posting in epic thread
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You’re right though. This is some shitty bait
Contribootin
This will tear you up in laughter.
I think is referencing the personality and physical traits of each subject
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>>spending time with family even though winfags on Jow Forums are angry incel videogamers
freetards* are the incels unironically
winfags are literally children
>I think
I think it's made by a tech illiterate retard trying to be funny.
I think you're a bit too angry. Maybe take a lap and calm down
>freetards* are the incels unironically
I use Linux at work and fuck my wife at home. If you're an incel you're most likely not happy with Linux, since they are championing women and trans people these days through a refined code of (mis)conduct and the outreach programs that the Linux foundation sponsors.
>winfags are literally children
Good point.
The joke is you.
More like Jow Forums tumor thread
why is Jow Forums so humorless compared to other boards? Is technology just difficult to make jokes about? is everyone here just unfunny?
So you use GNU/Linux like a tool, for work, you're not a freetard. Freetards are religious about Linux like other types of fanboys.
They are usually ones with social problems and overly much time to deal with Linux. Overlapping often with Incel ideology.
Every OS is supposed to be used the particular applications and jobs they excel in, aka the least shit meme.
Families are dead. People just play games now.
the humour is too subtle for you, maybe you should install gentoo
Maybe it was the goal to fail the task?
Most people can't get the jokes.
Hmm...
Too bad he married a goblin though.
>Most people can't get the jokes.
there's a thread up there about technology that gives you an erection. Maybe you guys are just fucked up.
As a Intel fanboy, I find this extremely offensive.
>So you use GNU/Linux like a tool, for work, you're not a freetard
Seeing that somewhere between 70 and 75% of our software is free as in freedom, I would think that it is. Most of our IP is our hardware and firmware, and only occasionally some stuff in our driver stack. We distribute all of our applications using a company free license that's similar to the MPL and our software library is LGPL.
Wouldn't this make me a freetard?
>Maybe you guys are just fucked up.
In my "intro to engineering" class, this old professor held up an ordinary wrench, and described it as being "sexy". It made me wonder if engineering wasn't for me.
Your mother is so fat, she solved the dining philosopher's problem by eating all the food herself and causing the philosophers to starve.
I don"t get it
Anyone got a picture of the guy with the failed RAID setup?
rate my build, guys
It's a common error in C to accidentally assign instead of doing a comparison. The "joke" is the absurdity in having a variable indicating if the robot should murder everyone or be nice.
>I don"t get it
he used "=" which sets the boolean to true, when he meant to test it with "==". A AHA AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA
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I'M DYING PLS STOP WITH THE KILLER JOKES
"${board} humor" threads are never funny.
Not gonna lie, I'd take a rainbow party from the Apple crowd...
To find out, how about a hypothetical question?
If there existed proprietary, non-free software of a kind that did a particular thing in a less worse way than free software, would that drive you extremely mad or into denial?
If the answer is yes, you're a freetard, if no, you're a mature human being.
12.4/10
It's not limited to C, this can be an issue in most languages
Got the one where your mum causes an int overflow on a scale?
I feel dumb now .... didn't notice the error even though I know what you just said. Thanks for pointing it out.
>this can be an issue in most languages
decent IDEs flag it though, like Android Studio (java)
now this is cloud computing
I'm afraid that electrical installation is not up to code.
Extension cords can't be mounted as wall sockets
>decent IDEs flag it though, like Android Studio (java)
True
>every cool new shit is either not used in favor of it's priprietary counterpart, abused to hell or ignored completely
>everyone on the board is enough tech literate to see the pros and cons of said technology but too much of an ideas guy to actually do somethings with it or code at all.
>half of discussion participants are paid to spread opinions on said technology
Jow Forums is too depressive for fun
This might unironically be a decent idea to cut noise from HDD vibrations.
Until the dude upstairs starts playing drums or something
What's wrong with the polo shirt? the stripes?
>2018
>hdd
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it was worth it user. the app thought the kitty was a person. I just spit grape juice all over my monitor.
>Comic Sans MS
Should I be mad? or what?
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
this
LMFAO
Daddy would you like some GNU?
Daddy would you like some GNU?
Daddy would you like some GNU?
Daddy would you like some GNU+Linux?
looks about right
Jow Forums did this
But its not (yet) being enforced by SJWs, but by the linux kernel maintainers etc..
But as soon one of those get an SJW gf, shit's done.
what happens if you choose to answer negatively? something will happen to that cat?
bump
Finally, the ultimate keyboard
Sjw is linux
Fat nerd is windows and he is tryng to fix some bug with the lastest update
Family is applel
assburghers
that's pretty awful
>arg linugs
Imagine being at computers
I got some old classics too
so is it just subliminal McDonald's ads that don't work?
Remember Logan?
The 2012 era Pajeetstation
The real joke is peripherals that require proprietary software for configuration.
