Interview THIS week

>interview THIS week
>shitting my pants because i lied on my CV
>job requires min 2 years xp when I’ve only been neeting and learning from youtube for the past few months
I was planning to NEET for a couple more months and then off myself
But this interview is completely unexpected
Do i accept or reject the interview Jow Forums?
WHAT THE FUCK DO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Man up and go. At least you get interview experience, since selling yourself is a pretty valuable skill. Shit, do it to break up the routine a bit, even.

Go
What's the worst that can happen? Don't get the job? You won't get it if you don't go either.

Go.
Support the lie.

Go.
And get laughed out for being the sperg that you

Just enter the room, give 'em a firm handshake, look at 'em right in the eye and say "I want this job".

>kwreekwreekwreekwreekwree...

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Good luck, the company I work for does a background check on potential employees using a private investigation firm that contacts all your past employers and verifies your claimed employment history is accurate.

install gentoo

Bullshit
Based
Just go, everyone today is too retarded and likes to hire under qualificated people. You actually have the upperhand