Christmas lighting technology

>low output ripple switch mode power supplies are a dime a dozen
>literally impossible to find a LED Christmas lights set with one
>many don't even bother having a full wave bridge rectifier

I know they're Jews and Chinks that hate all things Christian but come on....

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Best lights:
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I should have figured nobody on Jow Forums owns a home to decorate...

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This used to be the case a year or two ago but most LED strings I've seen have become very tolerable compared to what they used to be,
And one of the reasons switching power supplies are not usually found is because they are quite bulky, you could get small ones but that would inflate the price

incandescent mini lights with old/retro reflectors for max comfy

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>incandescent mini lights with old/retro reflectors

I used to have a few sets just like that but they all broke over time

>can never find those small, skinny bubbling ones anymore
>closest are those huge ones that just aren't the same

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These?
1000bulbs.com/category/bubble-light-strings-and-replacement-bulbs/

Those are the huge ones. The smaller ones are just slightly longer than ordinary lights with the same thickness.

this?

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that's them

>Couple in our neighborhood would decorate the entire front, interior, and rear of their house every year
>Wife would hand paint all of the wooden cutouts
>FAQ posted on the door included "What's your power bill?" "Give me your address, I'll send it to you."
>Eventually they had to retire and sell off the decorations, which later appeared scattered among the other houses in the neighborhood
Good shit. Now it's all obnoxious Wizards in Winter displays.

Such autism, but it's appreciated. I should get a couple LED strings.

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Christmas lights should be comfy.
Get some incans

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still have them? They probably have multiple burnt bulbs. When one goes, the others burn hotter until 3 or 4 go out, then shit stops working altogether. Most vintage ones were 35-light strands which use 3.5 volt bulbs. 3.5 replacements can be hard to find, unfortunately.

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Technology Connections go away pls

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Come home, white man

>Mexicans
why

>>he wants to run christmas lights with dangerous amounts of DC
running christmas lights with DC is a pretty big electrocution hazard. With AC you are able to get your hand away, DC will make your hand contract around the wire.

>>he doesn't modulate his christmas lights at MHz frequencies to optically broadcast his christmas list and GPS coordinates(as an optical navigation aid) to santa claus over 9000 times a second.
C'mon OP don't you want any presents?