>close the lid on a Windows laptop and unplug it
>stays on standby for 3 hours or whatever you set it to
>hibernates after that
>open it after a month and the battery only dropped 3%
>close the lid on a Macbook and unplug it
>it stays on standby the whole time
>open it after 5 days and the battery has dropped to 25%
What the fuck Crapple.
>5 days
Drops more than that overnight for me
The Mac notebooks by default don't enter a hibernate mode. You can force a hibernate by using the pmset command line option.
>closing the lid without turning off your laptop
>leaving yourself open to cold boot attacks
You're the only problem here
>cold boot attacks
who do you think you are? the president?
lmao no one's gonna bother attacking the chinkpad of a nerd basement dweller.
MACTODDLERS BTFO
you battery drains more than 75% overnight?
As an actual Macbook user, I've left my Macbook closed for 3 days and it dropped 5% battery. If it's idle and only has an ssh session open, it drops about 1% per hour while I was open and working.
>>Windows laptop
>>open it after a month and the battery only dropped 3%
What universe are you living in?
Microsoft's own laptops don't even do connected standby properly.
Hibernate is shit though. I always disable it as soon as I get a laptop. I'm not spending 10 seconds waiting for my device to resume every morning.
you forgot:
>close the lid on any laptop running a linux OS
>laptop either can't recognize that it's closed or re-wakes itself after a few minutes because linux is a meme
>open it an hour later, dead battery
iTODDLERS BTFO
works on my machine
>hibernate
It's like you want to kill your SSD.
>running a server OS on a laptop
big mistake a lot of neckbeards here make
it's no longer 2008, a non-chink SSD will last a while even hibernating everyday unless you got like 64gb of ram
>I'm not spending 10 seconds waiting for my device to resume every morning.
get an ssd?
uh turn your computer off retard. How long is boot on linux, a few seconds longer than hibernate? Hibernate / suspend is legacy trash.
>turn your computer off retard
And open up again a bunch of programs and set your workspace? Shutting down more than once a month for updates is a waste of time.
Not everyone is a shitposter who only needs Chrome open, user.
>and set your workspace?
A browser and a bunch of terminals?
>try to fix hibernation problems
>read on a few internet sites that changing some config.txt is the only way to do it
>follow the instructions thoroughly, make sure you do everything right
>close the lid
>open it
>KERNEL PANIC ERROR OCCURRED AT SOMEFUCKINGPROGRAM 0xBEEBFEEB
>Linux accidentally overwrites UEFI with some garbage, fucks up power controller, see smoke coming out of laptop, HDD head crashes on platter ruining all data, battery explodes, Richard Stallman comes to your house and starts eating shit from his foot
>"Works on my machine!"
>roommate buys a MacBook Pro and gives me his MacBook Air
>have a Razer Blade Basic so don't really use it
>one day need to convert a logic file
>use the MacBook Air
>close lid
>leave for 3 weeks
>literally never turned on again
>Linux is really bad at doing X
>lmao retard who even needs X lole, just don't do X what are you, some wintoddler??
Will Linux ever cease to be a meme?
sounds like you have a shit computer. Works good on my thinkpad.
>How long is boot on linux, a few seconds longer than hibernate?
no, just a few seconds
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