If you use your phone for anything other than:

I'm playing emulators, using gps maps, listening to music and phoneposting on 4chin. Fight me (pro tip: you can't)

>then you need to reconsider your phone habits. There is no other justifiable use for them in 2018.
But I just got one finally and retired my flip phone, heard you can play the new Diablo on it and it's the future.

fought
what did I win?

A shot of cum all over your hair.

>trusting
It doesn't matter whether you trust it or not, for some things it's obligatory.

user I too love not having friends. It's a liberating feeling.

If you live a healthy life, you can wake up without an alarm clock.
As if stashing large sums of money under a mattress is a better alternative. I wouldn't expect NEETs who rely on pocket change to understand.
You wait until you get home to chat with them on a computer or better yet talk in person.
It will be exciting for a short while then you'll want to use the flip phone again.

I only use it for mobile shitposting since Jow Forums desktop has been broken all year clover is the only way I can post here now
No night mode sucks on regular Jow Forums plus there is nothing like clover dev for pc it's just aids last I saw all the extensions broke after the 4channel split meanwhile I don't even see any of that shit it's all under the same stuff it always was in clover

>using your phone to check the time

Use a watch for that.

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>tfw you'll never experience how good Trinity's braphole stinks
Why live

Don't hate me, I frankly think gaming on mobile phone is equally enjoyable as gaming on PC.

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>checking the time
it is YOU that needs to reconsider your phone habits
that is not a justifiable use for a phone in 2018

fucking addicts

is porn really the reason smart phones took off
>could social media be considered porn?

>alarm clock
>notes / organize
>text friends
>find information about shit online
>sometimes watch movies
>tune guitar
You want me to keep going? Stop being a contrarian just for the sake of it.

>You wait until you get home to chat with them on a computer
Yeah, I'm sure they all hang around on Skype all day. Oh, wait, if you're going to be spied on, why is a computer better again?
>or better yet talk in person
And how will you arrange those meetings, dipshit?

I use mine as a Wifi hotspot for my thinkpad occasionally.

>checkmate OP

>using services that force you to use to use insecure systems
lmao

Luddite gets used incorrectly a lot around here.

Everything you listed and
>alarm
>YouTube and IG (no thots) while I'm taking a shit
>Viber so I can talk to my parents who are in a different country

using systems that force you to use a system

explain

>>Viber so I can talk to my parents who are in a different country
Viber is a botnet and "different country" is not an excuse.
If you must, only use it on a computer, a phone should not be used for ANY "apps"

I hate you

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now you're thinking with portals

>spend at least 3 hours a day browsing Jow Forums in bed
I do have a problem.

Same, except I watch Youtube most of time, or have it playing in the backround while I read Jow Forums. I can't remember the last time I fell asleep earlier than 2 am

I call and accept calls, text and accept texts, use maps, and other things on my phone.

>internet banking
>two-factor verification
>sms verification
>quality of life applications
>instant messaging
>videos
>photos
>sales/deals websites

I'd rather just use a wristwatch for checking the time. Way cheaper to replace if I'm mugged (which is common in my land), after all, I only take my phone with me if I'm 100% sure I'm going somewhere safe.

>STOP USING PHONES PHONES BAD!
>used a desktop instead
wow this slightly bigger, immobile screen is very different what a life changer

>phone dies in the middle of the night
>get fired

>phone catches fire in the middle of the night
>die

No thanks, phone gets shut off at night.

Just because you are an incel doesn't mean everyone has to be too

are you really that scared that someone will spoof your sim card?

>thinking your phone isnt already spoofed
lmao

I use it to look up japanese words most of the time.

I use it to browse and post on Jow Forums

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>I have autism and don't like when people like things that I don't.

source? or is this just another case of g thinking everything is either compromised, a botnet, or somehow working against you?

I use my phone to text people and listen to music.
>inb4 botnet
literally any form of communication that has enough people to the point where its usable and you can expect people to use it, is bot net, sorry I have a life, 2018 is botnet