Fucking explain this

Hiro, please look into one of the following:

mewebstudio/captcha - Captcha for Laravel 5.
CGregwar/Captcha - PHP Captcha library.
trekjs/captcha - A Lightweight Pure JavaScript Captcha for Node.js. No C/C++, No ImageMagick, No Canvas.
pusuo/patchca - Simple yet powerful CAPTCHA library written in Java.
google/recaptcha - PHP client library for reCAPTCHA, a free service to protect your website from spam and abuse.
ambethia/recaptcha - ReCaptcha helpers for ruby apps.
anhskohbo/no-captcha - No CAPTCHA reCAPTCHA For Laravel.
dchest/captcha - Go package captcha implements generation and verification of image and audio CAPTCHAs.
lepture/captcha - A captcha library that generates audio and image CAPTCHAs.
lemonce/svg-captcha - Generate svg captcha in Node.js.
DoubleSpout/ccap - Node.js generate captcha using c++ library CImg without install any other lib or software.
contra/captchagen - Captcha generation for Node.js.
jineshfrancs/CaptchaImageView - Custom ImageView to generate captcha image.
mcxtzhang/SwipeCaptcha - Swipe captcha of Android platform.
mojocn/base64Captcha - Golang base64-captcha supports digits, numbers,alphabet, arithmetic, audio and digit-alphabet captcha.

..you can still charge cucks for 4goy passes without using the googlebotnet

I spent only an hour earning that money, it's literally worth nothing in the grand scheme of life, since if I theoretically die one hour earlier than I'm supposed to it makes no difference

please disregard the google captcha i carelessly included in the list.

... its too late now

point being that there are literally thousands of captchas out there, why do you need google, i cant believe a captcha eats so much damn resources you need big daddy googles pocket to hang onto like a prison thot

you are a cuck because you are not actually paying for anything, you are forwarding your usage tax to be able to get basic functionality of the site without having to grind hours in the google sweatshop training and AI algo for free.

and then Jow Forums logs your data to do who knows what

thats a cuck son.

> not using Jow Forums-x
why even fucking live?

I'd rather not waste hours of my time filling out captchas in a feeble attempt to fight gookmoot. he's logging my data either way.
be real.

>its hard not being a cuck
>alas, i cuck

oh we know sir. we know.

I don't know what it is about this entire post, but this shit just made my morning. I'm still laughing.

I'm surprised someone hasn't complained to the EU that google captcha is anti-competitive as it's much easier on chrome than on any other browser and if you disable JS on firefox and block cookies etc. then you just get stuck doing bullshit captcha forever unless you turn on no JS captcha.

It's clearly unfair and google definitely give their botnet browser and easier time.