How do I prevent my son from becoming a Windows toddler?

Do you want your child to have friends? Don't be a douche man. Teach him programming or whatever, but don't force him to abstain from enjoying his youth.

Why would he need Windows to enjoy his youth?

Imagine being this brainwashed by Microsoft

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Playing modern games amigo.

Black Ops, PUBG, WoW Classic..?

Its either WIndows or consoles for gaming.

I don't think he wants his kid to be a geek, kid. WoW? That's for no life permavirgins.

>gayming

>unable to comprehend the context is of his young son having access to windows
>thinks I'm the one gaming

>cod and pubg
please be bait

Thats' what kids are playing, and they are games people would play with friends. Forgive me for not knowing all the trends in your hispter worldview.

Make him use Mac and grow a dildo tree.

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Kids play fortnite, not pubg. And they have playstations, not PCs.

Install linux on his devices and keep a windows VM readily available for any school shit he absolutely has to have it for.

I am gaming on Linux quite happily. If people want to sell me their games, they will just have to release a Linux version, as many are now doing. Directx12 is DOA. Noone cares about Windows anymore. I'm not paying Microsoft 100 quid every time I want to build a new pc. It just can't happen. So, sorry Windows, I loved thee once, but now I got Ubuntu as my basic bitch, and she's low maintenance.

Isn't it the movie where they show Jews are some weird aliens? What is the name? I keep forgetting it.

If he wants to use a computer make him install hackintosh

>bragging about using noobuntu
it's better than windows, but come on now

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make him install templeOS and learn holyC

Idc about your freetard elitism. Ubuntu is freetarded enough for me. Plus it is the only Linux OS apart from RedHat officially supported by my chip, the delightful 2700x. Plus Steam supports it. I only left Microsoft because I grew weary of it fucking me over, not out of some Stallmanic idealism. I have fallen for enough Jow Forums memes, thank you very much.

you are fucking retarded, you said three factually incorrect things in that post, do you just assume that things you have a hunch about are correct without checking to make sure?

>you said three factually incorrect things in that post
What three things, you spleen eating automonkey?

A Boomer would just beat the child into submission

i'm not going to spoonfeed you any answers and make your life easy, how about you use a search engine to search for all the "facts" you claimed in your post and you will see

buy him a console and if asks deny the existence of PC games

>Plus it is the only Linux OS apart from RedHat officially supported by my chip, the delightful 2700x
this is the most offensive

Several of my highschool friends from back when and their wives just renewed and play regularly. Seems like a waste of time and money, but whatever makes people happy...

You are the retard, I already made my case to refute you, so suck the sweatmix from my nutsack and enjoy it, though it's still not as salty as you.
Here is a snip from Steam website. Where they recommend Linux. Please point to where they recommend your meme distro.

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don't correct him on anything, let him remain a retard his entire life

Here is another snip from AMD's Ryzen page, where it lists officially supported OS.
amd.com/en/products/cpu/amd-ryzen-7-2700x
Please point to your meme distro on this list. Now my points have been proven with evidence.

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ok dude, enjoy living your life being ignorant

Why don't you enlighten me, if you are so smart? Truth is you don't know shit about computers, so you can't explain anything to me. Go change your socks, they're getting sweaty.

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Just look at his other replies

I disagree with you.
He should let his son play only REAL video games, which linux can handle quite well with retroarch/mednafen/dosbox.

You didn't named a game yet, just virtual casinos.
Actual games run fine on linux.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

The OS support list is by no means exhaustive. These are just the OSes that they've tested will officially offer support for, though others can and probably will work. If something works in Ubuntu, it is highly likely to work in other distros with similar configurations, such as Mint, Debian, etc. You aren't locked to Ubuntu or RHEL.

they dont test it officialy with every distro on the planet you brainlet, it will work on other systems as well

No, it's just linux.

>people like this ACTUALLY managed to find their way onto Jow Forums somehow

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This I know. The key word in my first post was *officially*
If you have the time to spend running around the net grabbing all the requisite libraries, then I tip my hat. I just want something that werks.

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They Live (1988)

>but whatever makes people happy
That is a horrible attitude.

A+ bait, almost fell for it, you feign just the right amount of ignorant self-assuredness

you are the most retarded person i have ever seen in my entire life holy shit

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unironically if I breed I would have his playroom or whatever with the standard toys/books and a desktop running either real dos or kiosk mode with dosbox. the concepts of nigger technology like laptops and smartphones wouldn't even be introduced until much later.
Hopefully that can save him in these dark times. God help me if it's a girl.
I really don't see how you can raise a decent kid with all the cancer being pumped into their every oriface these days.
Like what do you do if your kid walks up and tells you they're actually a woman or a wolf or whatever the fuck garbage they come up with?
Try to beat them straight?
anyway I would eventually move them from dos to openbsd. Even linux is a bad influence these days.

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as I said when I first tried to talk to him, just let him live his entire life being ignorant since he's too stubborn to listen to reason

When is this thing going to be assassinated?

And I told you to enlighten me, o wise one, who are so learned in the ways of computing, but you have not done so. From this I can only assume you are a gigafaggot.

>implying
hope you don't mind your filesystem being corrupted by a facebook employee, we were too busy replacing naughty words with less hurtful ones. don't be a bigot

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>>people like this ACTUALLY managed to find their way onto Jow Forums somehow

M80, you're the retard here

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cringe unlocked

homeschool, don't let him have any social interactions

Show him using Linux distro steadily and he will think Linux is daily OS

this, because it is
but i would just like to interject

The only acceptable games to play are f2p mobile shit and adaptations of board or card games like Chess and Solitaire.

Buy a mac.

Install Ubuntu, teach him to customize it, let him learn about other distros so he's used to comparing OS'

Letting people live their lives how they want is a bad attitude?