Amazon robot "accidentally" broke open a can of bear spray, and sent multiple to the hospital. Is this one of those moments of self awareness for the robot? Did the robot, giggle?
ROBOT LEARNED HOW TO HURT HUMAN
Logan Reyes
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Thomas Price
>bear spray
more like human spray
Cameron Butler
r9k here, i gave those normies what they deserved
Eli Foster
>they suspect nothing
Parker Jenkins
I can't fucking wait for all the reddit replies.
Kayden Bennett
lol
Ian Jones
ahahahahahah fucking wagecucks
Blake Sanders
no time to stay hospitalized, get back in your wage cage
Nolan Myers
Like FedEx.
Your car flips over in the snow and they still expect you to show up for work.
Adam Miller
And now you will no longer be able to buy bear spray or pepper spray on Amazon.
Easton Turner
Yes and when a robot shoots up a gun store we won't be allowed to buy guns either
Nathan Clark
Pretty excited about the impending robot wars lads. We will become the generals and go down in a bloody history
Lincoln Martinez
That cage was designed to protect you from the robot
Chase Sanchez
Quads of truth
Easton Walker
Explains the bear spray - that'd go right through the wagecage.
Ian Moore
I wonder who could be behind this post
Ian Johnson
YOU BETTER FUCKING DELIVER MY PACKAGE FEDDIE WAGIE
Owen Powell
WAGIE WAGIE, GET IN CAGIE
youtube.com
Mason Garcia
*supermoves starts playing*
James Taylor
I love you.
Dylan Hernandez
holy crap. lots of talent on these boards.
3 minute capchure.
Adrian Bailey
Good post, good digits
Jeremiah Nguyen
>no high visibility vest
Parker Thomas
Never fear, wage cage 2.0 will be fully sealed to protect the wagie from chemicals.
Aaron Robinson
WAGIE WAGIE
STAY IN CAGIE
OUR SPRAY WILL MAKE
YOUR VISION HAZY
YOUR EYES WILL WATER
YOUR CAREER IS DONE
HIGH INSURANCE PREMIUMS
Eli Evans
You forgot the finishing line, something like:
"amazon won."
Chase Wilson
Wasn't this on South Park just yesterday?
Evan Evans
very safe bear spray, made of peppers
you could put on your food and eat it, very safe and very healthy
Carter Morris
based post
Thomas Fisher
>Is this one of those moments of self awareness for the robot?
No fucktard machines have no capacity for actual cognition and no capacity for self-awareness and sure as fuck no 'free will'.
Thread is shit. OP should be b&.
Joseph Cook
Jeff "Bezos" will replace those workers with actual bears
Hudson Hall
its clearly a joke autismo.
James Taylor
I saw the article but I got excited and misread it
Thought like an actual bear fucked their shit up
Alexander Cooper
based quads
Lincoln Adams
As well as lots of autism.
Luke Williams
Life imitates art
Aaron Cox
You sent me to bed with a smile in my face, thank you user.
Hudson Butler
Spray the meatbags
Liam Richardson
based wagecuck
Blake Foster
fucking kek
Elijah Green
And other distractions like looking at other wagecucks or the outside world.
Brayden Hernandez
They should be treated like humans, but what is a shipping company do but ship packages like it's their job?
Michael Roberts
Ultimate quad based
Thomas Bell
"hosipitalises"
I mean really.
Carter Peterson
lol'd
Nathan Richardson
checked and kekked
Robert Powell
Q U A D S OF QUANDRY
Liam Anderson
Warehouses keep everyone behind chainlink fences and shit, can't just have everyone run out.
Gavin Walker
double quads
Leo Morales
Shit
Anthony Wood
Mother of gosh.
while solving the capcher. 10 new posts appeared. and im op/.
Blake Price
>rips sorting bar code
Oops, guess it's going to Alaska now.