This kills the NSA

This kills the NSA

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and the light that is also included is so much better than the stupid meme backlit keyboards

mic is more important though

Browsing habits will tell them more than your Web Cam ever will.
Also the Web Cam thing is just to keep hackers from blackmailing you

They already know you face, why would they need to access the camera?

They do access your browsing habits and your mic though for new information.

> not cutting the internal cables for camera/mic

user...

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why cut, just unplug and remove

Too much hassle, you need to open the lid and it looks fragile.

>implying the NSA is going to mass collect video and waste exabytes of storage just to have a video of some faggot's face while he stares at his laptop all day

Meanwhile they can speech to text everything picked up by your microphone and you haven't done shit to prevent that.

Way to go. You fail at life.

What are they going to get by recording your voice though? The only time anyone actually speaks in front of their laptop is if they're talking shit on discord or mummy comes in to say it's dinner time, if you get a phonecall just walk out of the room

>ever owning a computer with a built-in camera and microphone
literal cuck

There's already chinese bugged hardware on you mother board logging your keystrokes good luck you're already a prisoner

>cutting
Just unplug it.

everything comes with one now

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>implying the NSA doesn't have a way around that

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>Implying the purpose of the NSA isn't to get nudes.

>the Web Cam thing is just to keep hackers from blackmailing you

That's fine. I don't care if they have the information, as long as they don't ask me to pay to get it back.

i'm doing my part
basedpadlets btfo

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Open up your device and disconnect the son of a bitch.

hahaha

>i trust my laptop to not have a hidden camera
glad i'm not this dumb

>her laptop doesn't have physical hardware disconnects

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>her
Quit larping faggot

>internet post
>Live Action Role Play

Memes aside, every user is a cute anime gril until proven otherwise.

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I dont even have the driver in my kernel

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just like they can hack your speakers into microphones they can hack your display into a camera

> he thinks that this really does something.

the NSA have the technology to see through solid material. You can't escape

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>disable from BIOS

Speakers are reverse microphones. That's another way for NSA to record you.

>blocking camera/mic on laptop
>uses phone to shitpost

Yea no thanks

>literally
youtube.com/watch?v=CzAWndQh6xE

>placebo switches

this, unless you are an autist who talks to himself all the time the mic wont do shit

>trusting proprietary BIOS

I like this reality, I choose to live in this one now. Thanks based anime girl user!
This^

This x1000

>The nsa has a way around a wire that has been cut
High doubt that's like saying the nsa can play gameboy without AA Batteries and with an AC adapter

>implying they cant hack battery power into a gameboy
>ancient fucking technology
Glad I'm not this dumb

so cant a microphone map the area its located in using sonar shit?

they dont need video, all they need is a snapshot, to ID subject and determine what surroundings are like.
might have persons of interest skype, or other vid chats bugged.

they probably take periodic snaps shot instead of blocks of video.

oh boi

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You could keep a small internal battery and wireless charger and place an 'antenna' right next to the device and charge it through that.

I doubt this happens. But it'd allow you to take a few pictures a day.

knowing someone might be looking while I jerk off to a horse raping viodegame characters turns me on even more

>his laptop doesn't have a t2 security chip

No, the light is on the top.

is this thinkpad, what model?

can you read?

Fuck I loved paper mario

>this is what Jow Forums actually believes
CHEMICALS

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Odds thats the new NSA chip?

You know, like that one in the 90s

that some nice jewish trickery but she still looks like an unsuferable biatch, would like to hatefuck tho

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>This kills the NSA
>and the light that is also included is so much better than the stupid meme backlit keyboards
This does *not* kill the light.

Can be used as a crude distance detector but anything above that - not likely