Owo what's this

owo what's this

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14 pounds...

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Evan Birk
4014 Pecan Knoll Drive
Kingwood TX 77399-13

Hopefully a rope to hang yourself with.

of dildos

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That's the sender tard

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Nobody gives a shit get fucked

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Dragon dildo.

I'm curious, keep going

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Thinkpads

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stop taking pic and just tear it apart goddamnit

It's a box of bubble wrap and brown paper. Nice thread OP, thank you very much for your enlightening purchase.

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Knew it

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nice, which one?

Nice address. Thinkpad mine now TriHard

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really made you think

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is that the w701? that charger is too big for a w500

Hope you don't need that product key

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oh shit, its the w701ds! very nice!
top baka

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yikes

Oi oi that baka is too risqué for our family-friendly 4channel!

fucking ruined

good shit

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absolute unit

These threads are always better with a fumo. Thanks
Good taste

Whoa

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noice!
now give it me and nobody gets hurt

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*to

Thats the sender you absolute nigger

good wallpaper
shit distro

Gee Bill, how come your mom let's you have two screens?

I FUCKING CAME SO HARD FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSS
2000% WORTH IT

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terrible distro and terrible wallpaper choice

ruined

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The absolute unit

>he doesn't like anime titties or skipping the longest unnecessary compilation stages of gentoo
You gay son?

Jesus, this shit fucks

230W AC adapter

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This is truly is the chad of all Thinkpads.

Sweet Chadpad

ultra mega thinkpad? ssh that's legend

thicc

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W series pads are the chad pads of the thinkpad world.

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>I am growing stronger

my x230 is small enough to bring to ur moms house and bang her while i compile

>your mom lets you have TWO Thinklights?

sweet fucking jesus
enjoy man

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A box thread that delivered for once

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Why did you bother unboxing a pile of shit that weighs like 20kg.

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Thread confirms thinkpads are ugly and only autists use them, also, anything except windows os is for weebfags and incels. Enjoy your life mr robot

it's alive

You look like young mr incredible holding a bar of soap

fucking nice

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x220 king of scene here.

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based and redpilled

I was disappointed that it wasn't a dragon dildo, but that's actually pretty sweet. Nice find, user

Wow. Where i can buy this?

jelly

how much did you suck dick for that?
or did you pay in the (((money)))

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Thinkpads can run Crysis?

with egpu they can

I literally (and with no irony) do not understand the hype behind ThinkPads

They are tough, flexible, serviceable, plentiful, cheap, reliable and good performers.

pls explain what's so special about that model, why so many (You)s

Highest end classic Thinkpad with 2 screens.

Can we get this but with a (domokun) mouth displayed on the screen? Lower ambient lighting to get brighter "eyes" would help too.

they can also be repaired with a paperclip
just like russian cars

It's a 8lb thinkpad with a first gen i7 with no integrated graphics, a power hungry quadro fx dx10 only gpu that isn't supported anymore, 2 god awful TN screens, one of which is rotated so guaranteed black and white colorshift.

It is only desired due to its "rarity", despite being readily available on eBay for sub $2000.

I suppose people buy it for the same reason as those $2000 in game items.

Well user, lots of collector items in any niche are arguably useless and antiquated.

Model T
>terrible power
>mediocre range
>uncomfortable
>hard to drive
>no protection from elements

I think a good analogous car for the Thinkpads would be a Jaguar X220 or something.

An XJ220 is actually good, this is expensive for the sake of rarity

Contrarion neckbeards champion them here because it makes them feel special.

Windows users detected

>I use my obscure contrarian Linux distro to separate myself from the plebian masses even though it cripples my usability

See what I mean. Like clockwork.

>this is expensive for the sake of rarity
As with most collector items. An XJ220 is also not great compared to similar more modern cars, yet its value has only gone up throughout the years because of its rarity.
Why would anyone buy an XJ220 when they can have basically any modern supercar instead? Because it's a collector's car. It's rare and because of that it's sought after by collectors.

People will collect anything, be it cars, laptops, fucking bottle caps, whatever.

Are these dual screen stinkpads a massive waste of space?
I'm trying to get rid of mine.

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Great taste

>meme OS and weebshit wallpaper

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>or did you pay in the (((money)))

You mean there's another way?!?

Stinkpad autists are fucking cancer.

>w701ds
in awe at the size of this lad

absolute unit

I'd buy yours for $500

14 pound laptop

the greatest distro on the greatest thinkpad

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Look closer, then say that again.

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then why don't you throw a price out instead of just saying you want to get rid of yours.