What are some illegal/immoral ways you have made money?

You wish you had a black qt.

i have never made money

i wonder who could be behind this post

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she's not that qt.
asian girls just don't pay for themselves though.

sucked dick. no homo.

i-i don't know what you mean

Oh man are you a fucking retard
If you don’t get v& by OP you’re going to get murdered by DMX for chucking his sister, maybe you’ll get both and the latter will happen in prison

How did you even find this place?

>be me
>be in 5th grade or something
>a classmate brrought a fake 1000 Roubles banknote from home and shows it to everyone
>lool so fake everyone is touching it sniffing it, looking through it
>it was so poorly made it could be a ink jet print on special paper or something.
>Cool shit bro, i'll buy your fake 1000 roubles for my real 100 roubled
>ok
>go around the town and select a kiosk with the oldest old lady storekeeper
>buy a PC Gaming magazine with thet banknote
>keep the change

Nobody would suspect a child

she's a nerdy black girl, her whole family is black nerds.
dmx wouldn't wipe his dick on any of them.

>retards posting criminal confessions in a FBI thread
This is why Jow Forums is the best board, nuiboi a from Jow Forums get v& if they insist on staying here

FBI has no power in my nation.
Whatever i did or did not 20 years ago means nothing today.

I could have as well made it up,

>specifying where you live in a honeypot tbread

post confessions plz :3

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he's from russia retard

russian hackers don't get vanned, they just get recruited by GRU

i put spyware in games i made

> be freelance repairtard
> tell people who had failed displays/RAM/whatever the fuck else it was that their HDD had shat the bed due to damage caused by [other component] shitting the bed
> purchase required part plus HDD, fresh install of windows plus whatever garbage they wanted installed.
> on pickup, offer to attempt data recovery on old HDD to try and recover images/movies/music/video of their daughters fingerfucking each other
> like magic, I send them a "we might be in luck" email with some shit from their documents directory attached.
> quote several hundred dollars, send them links to demonstrate DR can often cost thousands
> gooddealdoitfgt.jpg
> reinstall original HDD
> acquire $700
> ebay the new HDD
> sell them an external drive at a markup because backups are important.
> client stoked their red rocket pictures are back, recommends to everyone
> rinse
> repeat

The only reason I stopped is because my sister got played by a similar scam, kind of made me realise what a cunt I was being. Made crazy bank off it for a few years there though.

Sold a duplicate $200 item on Ebay that I recieved for free from Amazon.

Work for Apple.

Nice try, officer.

>2011-13
>be me
>be f2p n00b at tf2
>like the game so much i eventually buy something
>fuck yeah, hats nigga!
>learn the core mechanics of trading and enjoy the fuck out of it
>eventually buy a hat with some ref
>i cant fucking remember
>trade my way up to unusuals somehow they were shit fucking steaming mining light and smoking prancers pride or some shit
>at some point i figure out that by buying backpack.tf premium and seeing which noobs unbox unusuals i can add them and scam them for it
>do this trading shit so well I make couple of thousand pounds
>shits dope
>steam adds hella trade restricitions later on to make this shit much harder and by then idgaf i made my money nigga

What's illegal or immoral about that? In most cases Amazon even let you keep the shit they send you by mistake because it's more hassle than it worth on their side to process returns.

Got a tv without a loicens

When I was a kid I beat up some twerp and stole his pokemon cards
Forgot I had them but found them in a chest around 2010
Made over 4000 dollars selling them
Thanks Zach

Robbed a bank, scored about $88,000, shot a teller and a guard dead.

I have spent the last 20 years out of work and living on state welfare. It should be positively criminal I tell ya.

Do you need a medic bag?

Nothing. I'm a honest and poor citizen.

What do you do with the info?

>Buy pc magazine with fake rouble
>russian hacker
kek

fpbp

>selling MSDN Windows 7 keys on ebay.

I scammed 54000 euros out of Bcashers

reddit.com/r/btc/comments/93bl36/jimmy_birer_of_bit_reoncashflow_update_scammer/

nah could you post porn of this qt though

no fag

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>early 2017
>be my high school robotics teammate, junior
>look like the biggest druggy in the entire school; ratty long hair, constant 3 o' clock shadow, lanky as a board
>freshman shakily walks up to him one day
>asks him for weed
>literally no context, the teammate has never seen the kid in his life and nearly vice versa
>kid apparently wasn't even told teammate had drugs to sell (which he doesn't, you'll soon see), it was a purely appearance based guess
>teammate agrees without hesitation, says to meet him next to a church at 16:00
>teammate arrives at church 15 minutes early
>busts out zip-lock bag
>begins stuffing it with grass from a nearby field
>freshman zoomer arrives 16:00 sharp
>with no more than exchanged greetings, junior teammate hands freshman bag of grass and freshman hands him $60
>junior casually leaves as freshman walks to someplace where he can use his grass in private
>tfw they never saw each other again and the junior wasn't ever exposed by anyone other than himself
Robotics wasn't the same when he graduated bros, I have so many more stories that would be Jow Forums related I could tell

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GET
THE
FUCK
UP

Get out you sick fuck.

> tax
Is that illegal? Half of my life is illegal then. Just until the recent year, I got 2/3 of my salary "under the table".

was it illegal or immoral?

Cool dude another retard about to get partyv&

Performing coitus with your mother

Of course it's illegal you retard and if the sum is high enough you will even get jail time.

if you find a dollar on the ground, pick it up and keep it and not report it to the IRS, you're dodging taxes and that is illegal. If you buy a product on Amazon.com or any other website and not pay sales tax because websites are not required to collect it, and then you proceed not to file the proper paperwork to pay your sales tax to the state from which your product was sold, you are dodging taxes. This is basic 101 shit you should know.

Based RS poster.

You're right he's too qualified, send him up stairs.

nice try fbi

Tried promoting ringtones on youtube back in 2008. Made a few bucks, but it was sketchy as fuck and I felt bad.

OK, new question: how do I not get a jail sentence and still not pay taxes?

sold some meth to kids in upstate new york

fuck off cia nigger

i posted this on /tv/ and pretended to be cunny

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> pretended to be cunny
It's clearly a studio-made photo with outfits and everything. Did you get any money, though?

Do you have more pics pf these 18 year old girls?

Stole some fags source code and sold his software for like 1/4th the price, made 10x as much as he ever did, idiot shouldn't have been charging such silly prices

They aren't 18, considering their leg to torso ratio, I believe they are about 13 years of age. I, however, fail to understand why did you have to state that objectively wrong age.

Bill, please. Go back to making toilets.

what you're talking about are you blind?
these girls are definitely at least 18

Well, hips to waist ratio could serve as a more precise proof, as it's hard to determine their dimensions in that outfit and pose, so I believe other pictures shall be posted in order to be audited by experts. I still rest my case, though.

That is such a lazy blush effect. You can see the bits where the brush colored the bottom of the eyes. You got the name of the degenerate who drew this?

BONER NO

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Dude weed lmao

>find a dollar
>thinks the IRS gives a shit
Do you even pay taxes?

Buying alcohol for minors and overcharging them

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AND overcharging them! That's worthy of a jew.

Don't get caught.

Am I on some watchlist after opening that image?

I agree with you. must post more pictures so we could identify their age more accurately.

I draw degenerate furry porn it pays well and gives enough shekels to survive

Hell yeah brother, the list of cool Jow Forums dudes. Not a great list to be on to be honest.

This. For science.

I stuffed a ballot box(digital) for what was basically a popularity contest at school. I didn't realize there was any money involved I just did it because I was bored.

Look more like 11-12 to me, but I'm no expert

Betting on dogfights in the black part of town.

downloaded movie

That's a very logical conclusion
I guess I shouldn't report my company then
t. thinker

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You are on my watchlist now.

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You're not required to file if you make under $xx in a year (a couple thousand, IIRC)

>take money under the table
>don't do anything which gets you audited by the chronically understaffed internal revenue service, or keep it out of your bank
>ride it out until the statue of limitations expires

the government's not omnipotent, kid

$4680 for individuals who retain their standard exemption and $2340 for dependents whose standard exemption was claimed by a filer. You're still told to file, it's just not illegal not to.

The government isn't even vaugely competent. The problem with having a monopoly is there's no competition to measure performance against. This means government positions will always tend to accrue the laziest and least capable workers who can't survive in the free market.

Not illegal, maybe not even immoral, but I had a bunch of burner phones running an app similar to that SwagBucks app you see shilled occasionally 24/7 watching adds and made around $700 in amazon gift cards in a year.
Then once the service realized people were doing this and cracked down I sent in a bunch of phones for a Verizon recycling program and got a $100 Verizon GC for each.
Keep in mind these phones were no more than $20 each.

>This means government positions will always tend to accrue the laziest and least capable workers who can't survive in the free market.
No it doesn't. The government is no different from any other employer.