"Sir, I hope you had a pleasant flight. Please hand over your electronic devices and follow me into questioning...

"Sir, I hope you had a pleasant flight. Please hand over your electronic devices and follow me into questioning, your name has popped up on our list."

How fucked are you, Jow Forums?

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>Sir, please unencrypt your device or face jail time indefinitely.

> travelling with your daily driver phone and laptop instead of 10 year old kit that was hard reset/reimaged the day before you left
Are you poor user? I'm not, and I'd be fine to unlock my devices

>lawyer
>protecting you from totalitarian government

>Not nuking your equipment prior to air travel and restoring from an encrypted, online backup later.

The amount of shit that builds up in the years of a daily driver computer. You should do this even if you aren't aware of anything you're doing wrong.

>sir
confirmed pajeet and definitely scam. tell him to fuck off and carry on as usual

"Whats this about officer sir?"
>We know you have been posting on Jow Forums
"So?"
>We also know you visit pornographic sites with questionable content, such as drawings of underage females in sexual situations
"And?"
>Y—you have on multiple occassions said the N word, written fondly about Hitler and, and said trannies should kill themselves, we know you dont care for black lives and lgbt codes of conduct
"Mhm, anything else?"
>w—we know y—you use linux stuff uh instead of windows and not e—even mac!
"Do you have a point officer?"
>we know you pirated software :)
"OH SHI—"

>your name has popped up on our list.
>How fucked are you, Jow Forums?
Who knows? That list is just some arbitrary thing. You could be put on it for any reason they choose. The only answer here is everyone is potentially screwed.

What country? Never happened to me, then again I don't visit 3rd word shitholes.

Like Australia and Canada.

Citizens referring to non-existing person(s) are committing an act of spreading malicious disinformation meant to disrupt social order.
Cease immediately.

Ya that one shithole country with TSA agents.

>"Traveling with old hardware/a wiped device is highly suspicious. Come with me so we can question you for hours."

Like any Western country with mandatory decrypt laws.

>not using the device intermittently to make it plausible
ya blew it

One guy I know was raped by airport security, as in they performed anal sex on him.

That sounds kinda hot. Story?

A security guy took him into a room for questioning, there was one other guy, they were both buff Turkish/Arab guys.
They just told him point blank that he is about to get fucked and to pull his pants down.
He later wanted to press chanrges, but he was ashamed and thought he didn't have enough evidence.

Now maybe he made that story up, but I don't know why he would, he looked devastated too.

TSA agents will never ask you to decrypt your devices. The most they will ask is for you to turn them on to show that they aren't bombs.

Canada is unironically a 3rd world shithole country. No reason to visit here, ever.

a bit gay desu

I bet that slut liked it

>tajemniczy_facet.jpg

I can reverse your list on the whitebord

>I just made the list?
>Let me see

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>what are hidden volumes

kek

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When I was a teen, I once wandered into the wrong room at an airport. This grumpy looking security guard glared at me like he was about to ruin my day, so I took the hint and split before he could get out a syllable. Fucking pig.

>implying this shit ever happens
Lmaoing @ ur life, faggot. The most they ever ask is for you to boot your devices or wake them to prove that they actually work.

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The worn out buttons on your remote

>boot up device
>no password
>every folder named faggot or nigger
>laptop heats to 72 C
>fans on max blast
>hard drive screaming for mercy
>CD reader pops out
>multiple keys replaced with lego
>crumbs, dust, shit, hair fills underneath the of the keyboard
>screen is crusty
>laptop stuggles to open the start menu
>"ok all good you can move on now"

Sounds vaguely familiar.

Hat Man?

Finally, a use for Windows

Nice fantasy larp

We know you dont user
About time to clean out those piss bottles

>*turns on my thinkpad
>*boots into TTY
>*logins with dummy user and leaves it in TTY
>here you go, sir

>follow them into the room
>they pull out a whiteboard
>"Show us how you would sum the primes below 2 million in a language of your choice"

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>follow them into the room
>whiteboard rolls in
>show us how to sum the primes over 2 billion

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>implying i would ever get on a flying 800km/h tincan death trap

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shit myself because a fucking shadow hat-man just asked me for my stuff at the damn airport

Didn't say you had to do it in finite time. Checkm8 tsa.

Any user here/heard of somebody who had to go to second screening? I've heard of some German user who was send back because he had no social media, but that was probably bullshit.

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kek