Literally smarter than all of Jow Forums

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>robbing three grocery stores
What did they get? $1500 and free flaming hot cheetos?

Best boot

>free flaming hot cheetos?

people are addicted to those things!

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>Food Lion
that's the bargain store with all the generic bullshit that people on food stamps buy. So again, they're retards and didn't get anything of worth. A 7/11 would have more money.

>Harris Teeter

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>use encrypted communication
>forget to put on mask during armed robbery
Real geniuses we got here.

maybe it IS a mask

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I ate a bag of those last year and woke up at 3 am with explosive diarrhea

Why is he eating the equipment

>use some walker talkie app
>use radio scanner streaming app/website
>rob store with gun
>omg u guys encryption is bad

No one will ever know until it's too late

See? Only criminals use encryption.
We must make it illegal.

>get caught
>smart

To be fair, if they hit at the right time of day, the safe should have anywhere from 2,000-10,000 in cash.

Assuming they were even half smart, they did it later in the day since deposits usually are kept in the safe until the end of the day, some stores even until the end of the week, meaning you could have $20,000+ in a safe if you hit it at the right time, even for a smaller grocery store.

>takis
>hot cheetos
number one thot snack food

>caught
>smart
Boi

When white peopel steal they get a movie (Ocean's 13)

When black people stel they go to jail

kek yeah niggers are so dumb

Oh no, I'm not good at robbing grocery stores. My life is ruined now.

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Did I hear mask?

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>encrypted communications
Is that what they call niggerspeak these days to avoid offending them?

Only criminals use guns

Based and 2Apilled.

So, what, they bought some walkie talkies at an Army surplus store?

nice get
>use encrypted communication
>cannot bane himself and put on the mask
nig gonna nig

Holy shit. My sister in law is a dumb thot. A few years ago, she was absolutely fucking addicted to flamin hot cheetos and gave herself fucking acid reflux or something from eating too much of that shit over too a long a time period.

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Why are people who pour condiments, especially hot sauce over food such smoothbrains?
Even """"""bland"""""" food tends to have complex flavours to appreciate. But somehow they just can't taste a thing without whacking half a bottle of something tonsil torching on there.

Because idiots have confused "spicy" with "flavorful". I like spicy food, but not everything needs to be spicy. I have a hunch that this is because nignogs can't cook for shit and just slather everything they eat in hot sauce. Dumb whites follow anything nogs do. Thot see, thot do.

I suppose that your food doesn't cause you physical pain, it's just not worth eating.

>Gov is trying hard to demonise encryption
nice try FBI but I'm not buying it

ADMIN HE DOIN IT SIDEWAYS

Literally smarter than all of Jow Forums

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idiots, spicy foods are proven to have health benefits.

It's probably not from the actual spices but the weird styrofoam that cheetos are made from. If the same spices were in a soup they would probably cause no problems.

>stealing Pub sub pepe
disgraceful

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To be fair to the Teeter, they got some dank food.

They got caught.

>They were all african-american
that's some next level chimpout

>law enforcement and media
Criminals are using encryption to evade police.
>criminals
We need to use encryption to evade police.
>criminals get caught
>law enforcement and media
These criminals used encryption to carry out their crimes to evade police.

You add spicy to anything that taster like shit.

This sounds suspiciously like another ruse by the FBI to get people to say okay to banning strong encryption.

> "we kill people just from metadata"

Unless they used something like TOR and their carriers couldn't log that, even if they're innocent, they are fucked.

The war on encryption is in full force. Aus passed the encryption bill, and the rest of the Five Eyes will soon follow.

>we need to impose vulnerabilities because of threats like this
OH COME ON YOU TYPICAL GOVERNMENT IMBECILE. They're black. They'll rat each other out for fast food. If you can't get them to volunteer incriminating information without trying very hard, then you are not an American law enforcement officer.