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Literally smarter than all of Jow Forums
Luke Turner
Logan Hughes
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Caleb Turner
>robbing three grocery stores
What did they get? $1500 and free flaming hot cheetos?
Alexander Davis
Best boot
Carson Nelson
>free flaming hot cheetos?
people are addicted to those things!
Leo Price
>Food Lion
that's the bargain store with all the generic bullshit that people on food stamps buy. So again, they're retards and didn't get anything of worth. A 7/11 would have more money.
Ian Kelly
>Harris Teeter
Evan Moore
>use encrypted communication
>forget to put on mask during armed robbery
Real geniuses we got here.
Alexander Miller
maybe it IS a mask
David Wilson
I ate a bag of those last year and woke up at 3 am with explosive diarrhea
Jack Bailey
Why is he eating the equipment
Levi Diaz
>use some walker talkie app
>use radio scanner streaming app/website
>rob store with gun
>omg u guys encryption is bad
Easton Cruz
No one will ever know until it's too late
Caleb Sanders
See? Only criminals use encryption.
We must make it illegal.
Levi Lee
>get caught
>smart
Noah Cox
To be fair, if they hit at the right time of day, the safe should have anywhere from 2,000-10,000 in cash.
Assuming they were even half smart, they did it later in the day since deposits usually are kept in the safe until the end of the day, some stores even until the end of the week, meaning you could have $20,000+ in a safe if you hit it at the right time, even for a smaller grocery store.
Andrew Jenkins
>takis
>hot cheetos
number one thot snack food
Joseph Wood
>caught
>smart
Boi
Easton Wilson
When white peopel steal they get a movie (Ocean's 13)
When black people stel they go to jail
Caleb Cox
kek yeah niggers are so dumb
Luke Phillips
Oh no, I'm not good at robbing grocery stores. My life is ruined now.
Isaac Reyes
Did I hear mask?
Ethan Thompson
>encrypted communications
Is that what they call niggerspeak these days to avoid offending them?
Brandon Cook
Only criminals use guns
Grayson Jones
Based and 2Apilled.
Kevin Perez
So, what, they bought some walkie talkies at an Army surplus store?
Jacob Evans
nice get
>use encrypted communication
>cannot bane himself and put on the mask
nig gonna nig
Daniel Brown
Holy shit. My sister in law is a dumb thot. A few years ago, she was absolutely fucking addicted to flamin hot cheetos and gave herself fucking acid reflux or something from eating too much of that shit over too a long a time period.
Robert Morgan
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Luke Lee
Why are people who pour condiments, especially hot sauce over food such smoothbrains?
Even """"""bland"""""" food tends to have complex flavours to appreciate. But somehow they just can't taste a thing without whacking half a bottle of something tonsil torching on there.
Aaron Cooper
Because idiots have confused "spicy" with "flavorful". I like spicy food, but not everything needs to be spicy. I have a hunch that this is because nignogs can't cook for shit and just slather everything they eat in hot sauce. Dumb whites follow anything nogs do. Thot see, thot do.
I suppose that your food doesn't cause you physical pain, it's just not worth eating.
Aiden Turner
>Gov is trying hard to demonise encryption
nice try FBI but I'm not buying it
Brayden Jenkins
ADMIN HE DOIN IT SIDEWAYS
Nathan Kelly
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Colton Sanders
idiots, spicy foods are proven to have health benefits.
Jason Harris
It's probably not from the actual spices but the weird styrofoam that cheetos are made from. If the same spices were in a soup they would probably cause no problems.
Connor Williams
>stealing Pub sub pepe
disgraceful
Parker Hernandez
To be fair to the Teeter, they got some dank food.
Angel Perez
They got caught.
Aaron Scott
>They were all african-american
that's some next level chimpout
Daniel Peterson
>law enforcement and media
Criminals are using encryption to evade police.
>criminals
We need to use encryption to evade police.
>criminals get caught
>law enforcement and media
These criminals used encryption to carry out their crimes to evade police.
Kevin White
You add spicy to anything that taster like shit.
Tyler Barnes
This sounds suspiciously like another ruse by the FBI to get people to say okay to banning strong encryption.
Kayden Price
> "we kill people just from metadata"
Unless they used something like TOR and their carriers couldn't log that, even if they're innocent, they are fucked.
Nolan Phillips
The war on encryption is in full force. Aus passed the encryption bill, and the rest of the Five Eyes will soon follow.
Levi Phillips
>we need to impose vulnerabilities because of threats like this
OH COME ON YOU TYPICAL GOVERNMENT IMBECILE. They're black. They'll rat each other out for fast food. If you can't get them to volunteer incriminating information without trying very hard, then you are not an American law enforcement officer.