Does coffee make you a better coder?

Does coffee make you a better coder?

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>drinking reddit bean water

>something millions have consumed for centuries is reddit

no but i like the taste, it's warm and it wakes me up

being this retarded

No coffee wakes you up. If you get extremely tired and find it hard to focus at certain parts of the day, Coffee can help. But the LAST thing you want to be as a programmer is a Coffee addict (i.e. one of those people in the office who drink 10 coffees over the course of the work day). They have two states: normal for 10 minutes after drinking coffee and zombified for the 30 minutes until they drink their next coffee.

they are usually hyper-aggressive and are a threat while coming down from their caffeine high.

>They have two states: normal for 10 minutes after drinking coffee and zombified for the 30 minutes until they drink their next coffee.

This is why I prefer energy drinks. I can nurse one over a couple hours... it's like being hooked up to the slow steady drip of a caffeine IV.

Mfw I have drunk so much coffe that caifeine lost effect on me

fpbp

caffiene pills my niggas

might as well as start doing some hard drugs if you cant do shit without coffee

heard good things about viagra

The patrician's drink is kefir

No, but not calling yourself a coder makes you a more tolerable Dev though.
Only onions faggots & js boot camp dinks with purple armpit hair call themselves 'koders'

DON'T talk to me until I've had my first cup of coffee

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the cup isn't transparent so you cant really tell when you should shhh, almost or speak

if it's not solely for taking onions pictures like OP

Where are you from user?

literal retard

Those millions are all dead now.
Coffee kills user.

Of course not? But programming is really quite bothersome and it helps with morale to have little basic human instinct (food/drink) rewards to keep going at it.

You'll turn fat if you drink high calories beverages all the time though, so coffee or tea are some of the better options.

I only drink coffee with a packet of Splenda.

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No but you can do much, much worse to get up in the morning and have breakfast desu a decent coffe with little or no sugar can be part of really healty breakfast and that alone helps you having energy to code rather than chugging energy drinks or smoking or worse

drinking 10 cups of coffee in a day isn't normal, and is very unhealthy
max I ever got to was 5, and it was extremely hard to think during that time