ITT:

ITT:
>your programming language (s) of choice
>your fetish

I'll start
>Java, C++/C#
>cuckolding

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>D, Python, Typescript if I have to use .js
>daddy bears

>Java
>BBWs

>c++
>bdsm

>C
>flat chests (on adult women)

>c++/c#

>LaTeX
>latex

Golang.
Asian ladyboys.

C/C++
Traps

>Lisp
>big asses

LaTeX is a markup language not a programming language

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you don't actually use LaTeX for anything other than markup though do you?

> Java
> Facesitting

>golang
>feet

>C
>Bedwetting

>C# and SQL
>Ballbusting

>C++
>Incest

>ruby
>age range 10-14

> C++, Python
> bdsm

chads

incels

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>Python
>THICC women

Please don't be mean.

C and Python
Impregnation

>javascript
>blondes with pale skin

>Haskell
>Trannies

>C++, Python (to be)
>blonde

>python
>ponies
I feel lame for liking python but it's so convenient

>feels lame for liking python
>sexually attracted to ponies but that's ok
what is wrong with you

Qbasic or c
Hair fucking and beastiality

>JavaScript
>vore

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>Scratch
>yiff

Rust
missionary sex for the soul purpose of procreation

>Java
>Tanlines
fuck off degenerates

>Haskell
>children

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kys

Based and redpilled

The absolute state of Haskell

> Common Lisp, OCaml, Guile Scheme, JavaScript
> Femdom, hotwifing, cheating.

>Dart, C, Scheme
>Bondage (not on the receiving end)

>C, Haskell
>creampies, deepthroat

>ideally C but I am too lazy for that shit
>Python

> JavaScript
> I pick up and fuck street whores, mostly trans

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Ada
Heterosexual sex in the missionary position for explicitly reproductive purpose.

>python
>Armpits

C
Auto-erotic asphyxiation

>python
>futa

>C
>BDSM

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>haskell, R, matlab, octave
>exotic girls

>C
>Traditional women preferably in traditional clothing

Tips on fucking tranny whores? Where do I find them?

>D, Nim
>young girls(>=13 && < 18), milfs(>=30 && < 45), twink traps

Hey, what's your name?

>Rust
>missionary sex for the soul purpose of procreation while I'm watching it
ftfy

It's Turing complete. Someone made a BASIC interpreter in it. I don't know why you'd want to do that, but you can.

> Java
> Bears and daddies

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If you'd have asked me like a week ago, I would have said Python.
But Jow Forums has convinced me that C and Haskell are pretty boss.

I didn't think I had a fetish but reminded me that I've always preferred ~14-year-olds. Actually, the only girlfriend I've had was 14.

>C#
>Pegging

>Python, C++, Maybe Java.
>Cuckolding, and Sissies.

>python
>underaged anime girls

Most popular languages in here seem to be Python and C.

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>c++ and lisp
>hmofa

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>assembly language
>pissing

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>python & JavaScript
>dullahan furry girls

>python
>rimjob

>lisp, ruby, elixir, haskell
>thicc, bbw

>python, java, c, typescript
>None

>racket
>masochism

>Python, C/C++, Swift
>Incest

>Perl
>Larry Wall's moustache

>PHP
>public

based, same here lad

although I like python as well

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Don't worry about it.

bash
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

> python
> feet

bashed and bashpilled

>>Java, C++/C#
>C++/C#
>implying those are related

>Lisp
>mind break/control

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if you can code in C++ you basically already know C#

>Bash
>Brother x sister incest and big lactating milkers

>Haskell, C , Common lisp
>Male Male Female bisexual threesomes

Scala
macrophilia

>> C , Common lisp
>>Male Male Female bisexual threesomes
my brother in arms

>C, Haskell, Nim, sometimes Kotlin and Rust
>asmr
>thicc but not bbw
>dominance/submission

>C
>emotional, sexual and physical abuse/bdsm

kek

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>Lisp
>Rape and torture

>java
>poo

Patrician.

C++
none

>Smalltalk
>futa

>Lua
>Giantess

C++, Ruby
Oppai loli

>JS and Python
>pony and loli

This is relevant to my interest. Craigslist stopped allowing personal ads.

you guys are both gay

>C#
>RMS

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> Ruby, Erlang
> Feet and c-locking a twink/trap/cd/whatever they call themselves while fucking them and calling them a faggot. Make them lick my cum of the lower and call them degrading names.

>C#
>BRRAAAAPPP