I love IT thread

>get sysadmin job
>do nothing about 7 years (play games, watching porn)
>salary $71,645/year

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Stop using Jow Forums as your personal blog

>jump into IT
>0 girls found
>surrounded with virgins
ebin mate

damn, that sounds like the workday goes super fucking slow for you.
I rather be balls-to-the-walls busy and have the day fly by.

A/N/S+ mong here: how farther up the ladder do I have to climb before I get jobs that pay more than $12/hour? Already working tirelessly on my resume but afraid having been unemployed for the past 6 years and no HS diploma will fuck me over.

That said, should I also get my GED?

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71k after 7 years? Wtf?
Are you like a charity hire that they hide in the basement?

>'murica is the only country in the world
People outside of US write their salary in dollars because you'd be too fucking retarded to convert it yourself

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ok, how do i get a job like yours? what do i need in my cv?

>got job in trades
>company asked if Im down to travel
>"fuck ya"
>get to build cool shit for the government/energy sector in remote locations
>make around $2000-$2500/week
>living expenses are like $600/month just to rent a shitty apartment to store my stuff, all my food is paid for essentially except for the 1 week per month Im in my city

I feel like the comp sci/tech meme is a lie. Although there are some sys admins, network techs, etc that are on site, they dont really seem to do much after initial setup, and seem really upbeat and happy which I doubt they would if they weren't getting paid well.

isnt that really triggers your itch? i have been there playing games for 3 years on a room beside a datacenter. then one day i resigned and went full nigger aids devops nervous 24/7 that next update might break your configs

I wish reality was actually that good.

>job gets outsourced to a poojeet making half of what you make
>cry on Jow Forums about it

I'm making $100k after 1 year.

Making 100k in a cheap city is nice

Yep, even better I live right next to the office, no commute.

Yeah i got a 10 min commute with flexable hours its cool

Nice

Nice way to die faster.

is life a competition to last the longest

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As much as your method is a competition to die fastest.

Does OP live outside of the US?

>be dev
>£80K/yr at least
>sometimes do nothing
>sometimes worked so hard almost have breakdown
strange life

Absolute horeshit.
Who the fuck deploys images, installs and manages upgrades?
Who the fuck manages switches, routers, wiring, wirless networks, and the fucking fax machine in the legal office?
Who spins up VMs for devs? Who manages the hypervised structure? ADFS?
You are absolutely 100% full of shit.
YES I MAD!

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>he doesn't automate

If your environment demands that you have deployed 1809 with a compliance rate of 99%, and you have automated that process, you are now unemployed.

>Who the fuck manages switches, routers, wiring, wirless networks, and the fucking fax machine in the legal office?
wouldn't trust the sysadmin with the netadmin's job in almost any case, just like they wouldn't be trusted with development

facebook interns are making 8k a month

its a big world out there.

>Sysadmin job
>Only form of IT for the entire company
>Paid $45k/year
>Spend all my time undoing everything a small business setup to make it hipaa compliant before they get investigated

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>Implying I would trust a developer
Most devs would starve to death if their bottles of soi didn't have instructions on the cap.

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>Cloud/Devops engineer
>93k
>5 years xp
What you boys think the average is with this skill set? I see a lot of postings around ~150k but not sure if they are high stress / high demand jobs or if it is what it is?
>All AWS services
>kubernetes
>docker
>python / bash
>linux engineering
>ansible, chef, puppet

>Playing games, jerking off as admin
> Servers have backups but no real DR plan
>All servers out of warranty
>One-day esxi host takes a dump and does not boot
>Repair time is 3+ days turn around
>Get fired


Ie op

We just hired a new sysadmin starting salary 90k

Sounds like an appropriate wage but it depends on the city, the company and how valuable you are deemed by the company. If you write kickass software that directly translates to $$$, you should be able to justify better pay.

>get info tech degree
>work helpdesk jobs for several years
>move into project management
>lucknintonsome bigger pharma gigs

>because of Louis Vuitton 4 month contract get a job with major fashion/jewlery/fragrance company as infrastructure pm
>spend 30 minutes actually working a day
>game, surf, download TV shows/movies
>salary $165,000
>get 6 weeks paid paternity right before Christmas

ask me how you can win that competition friend.

become the reiko of your fellows and make them into traps

>get helpdesk job
>Help people all day
>Plenty of down time to do whatever I want
Feels good man.

This is why you'll always make 50% of what good developers make kek.

>71k

lol do they make you scrub toilets too

>Be in Tier 2
I fucking hate my job. There's so many non issues it's fucking stupid. Morale is insanely low here. Clients are rude and constantly whine how we ruin everything.

>Who the fuck deploys images, installs and manages upgrades?
DevOps
> Who the fuck manages switches, routers, wiring, wirless networks, and the fucking fax machine in the legal office?
Network operations center
>Who spins up VMs for devs? Who manages the hypervised structure? ADFS?
Managers

welcome to real world.

>lose job to pajeet.
>unable to get new job because you don't know shit.
Good luck.

And you're going to die a nobody that never did anything.
I just spent the summer doing challenging things while laughing at tourist idiots like yourself who seem to take vacations as a way to display wealth. Fucking pathetic.

>get engineer job
>work 45h/week not including commute
>get paid €560/month

>be kike
>force nigger diversity hires like you into job
>lose job to rajesh who shits in the trash can
>nigger so pretty much a monkey
>throw rajeshs shit at him
>the state of burgerland

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I'm going to start next month as dev
after being a neet for 5 years
starting salary is $41k/yr + bonus
didn't study and like I said neet, so no clue if that's good or bad

>t. Wage cuck

>t. Pajeet