Why is Siri so shit?

Why is Siri so shit?
Why is Apple so incompetent?

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>iShit
Found your problem.

iTODDLERS BTFO

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>listening to music on shuffle
>found your problem

This.

whuss the deal

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Based Satania bot

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Doesn't collect information about the user, thus doesn't learn much other than what the developers put into it.
Respects yr privacy but dumb as rocks as a result.

Can’t understand your curry accent.

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Because Apple, unlike all other companies with voice assistants doesn't collect your requests to improve their algorithms.

DELET DELET DELET REEEE REEEEEEEE

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>Can’t understand your curry accent.
But the text at the top clearly shows it understood what was said, it just couldn't carry out the command properly.

>Doesn't collect information about the user
That's a lie and you know it.
>Certain features like Analytics, Location Services, Siri, and Dictation may require information from your iOS Device to provide their respective functions.

The command was incorrect. That’s not the name of the album. Clearly a curry accent problem.

>Share iPhone & Watch Analytics [OFF]
>Share iCloud Analytics [OFF]
There's a difference between needing information to process it to give you a feature in return and collecting and keeping that data to improve that feature.

>nearest match for OTX by shoreline mafia wasnt OTXmas bu shoreline mafia but "off the wall" by michael jackson
yeah ok

They want a good sesame credit rating so they can afford premium porn.

>buys literal piece of shit
>wtf! why do i own a literal piece of shit?

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They'll do both, even if it's just so it'll improve YOUR results.

>OTX by shoreline mafia
I google searched this and the fourth result was the album on Apple Music.

They are actually working on a chip that is supposed to do everything of the voice recognition on device only. So they don't even want your data.

If it doesn't recognize the song/album in their iTunes Store library, it'll pick the most similar result of music from YOUR library.

They'll still want it.
Even if they get the voice recognition perfect, it still has to work out what you are after and the best way to reply to inexact requests.

What do you except from a woman

>implying siri doesn't have a dick

>This is what iToddlers actually believe
LMAO

Do you have any credible sources saying that they do? Because of the GDPR I'm pretty sure that they don't, because they say they don't, and no one has challenged that claim but some retards on Jow Forums like you.