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incel detected

>mom suddenly disappears
>knock on the door
>a..user... c..can I watch c..cartoons with you..?
>mom son hentai starts playing
>it's hot in the room
>user notices mom's hand squeezed between her tight hips
>user blushes
>mom rubs her hips into each other like she wants to pee really bad
>user tries to hide his embarrassing boner from his mom
>mom suddenly freezes for a moment and her hip muscles starts contracting
>after few contractions she calms down
>stands up and says that she needs to go back to the yard
>mom leaves
>user notices a wet spot on the seat where mom was

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Global rule 2.

Tender, consensual rape.

Grindr. Just let some fag suck you off once in a while. Some of them like to dress like women if that helps.

its on

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woah dude that would be kinda gay

furious masturbation to sexual fantasies

For the other guy, sucking dick is gay. There's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked tho.

>it's OK if a guy sucks my dick, it's not gay
>ehem, fucking someone in asshole doesn't mean I'm gay, that someone might be a female
>it just happens that all the time the asshole belongs to a guy
>I'm not gay
>lol, really, not gay
>I had sex with female
>yeah, it was anal, what's your point?

Disgusting.

have you ever checked your mom's thicc hips?
check her out next time

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Pretty much. Yeah. What are you some kind of homophobe? You can't fuck a guy or two without being insecure? As long as you don't have feelings for another man you're not gay, it's that simple.

its only gay if you suck dick desu senpai

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uhh user thats immoral you shouldnt have sex with your mother
you should fuck your sister instead

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Jesus christ

qt boy

>tfw you can have wet dreams at 26
I really hope i can get out of porn/jerking it, I loved wet dreams and don't really have them anymore.

Is this xev?

I have them whenever I go to bed when not having an empty bladder, they're annoying as fuck unless I guess you like sleeping with diapers and/or getting up at 3 a.m. to shower

it's only immoral if you make your mom pregnant

What were you watching/reading? This is an important question.

stop being ashamed of things you do

Just looking at pretty vanilla pics on luscious.

You only have this needs because you are addicted

Addicted to making babies because for 3.5bil years every ancestor of yours managed to fuck and breed.

wow I dont even need to do to /d/ to masturbate

...

Is that really a trap? Fuck, I need to wife one

My family knows I sucked a dik

is that you cesar?

This only works if I imagine my mom being some stock animoo qt.

How does one patch KDE2 under FreeBSD?