Jow Forums humour thread

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Is the joke, that it's for ants?

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fuck off newfag

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you must have autism

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Oh, that's the joke

This was funny only on the first time. No more

Wait why would you ask someone to speak code to you over a phone call lmao, might as well ask them to send it to you in smoke signals too while you're at it.

Black ink #45
I swear to god i am going to beat the shit out of people who work for HP and their fucking printers

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I guess this is bait, but...

Is this fucking legit? How the fuck can that many people struggle with finding an odd/even number and apply for anything related to writing down code?

I dunno, was pretty funny the second time too

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i mean

css-tricks.com/tales-of-a-non-unicorn-a-story-about-the-trouble-with-job-titles-and-descriptions/

Good god

I find it a bit hard to believe, especially given some of the candidates had several years experience. If you are this illiterate you wouldn't survive a month in any company.

DELET THIS

Here's the image version

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That's a directed graph, those are not cycles. Cycles would imply non-causality

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The comments are even worse. There are people AGREEING with her!

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>in the middle of doing something important
>sociopathic thot leans over the desk with her fake expression and starts bothering you with mundane shit
great idea.

I can never not get angry reading this. That pity party she throws for herself is incredible.

> I needed to do some serious Googling. He said I could email back my solutions. I toyed with the idea of calling up and saying, "forget it, this isn't for me" but I decided to stick it out. After spending a few hours coming up with something that semi-worked, I found the solution on StackOverflow and, in my honesty, linked to it in the code.

> Unsurprisingly, a few days after I sent my solutions I got a "you don't have enough experience for the position, but we'd like to keep your resume on file". In my impostor-prone state, I felt called out as a just-good-at-Googling-and-maybe-jQuery developer. I was embarrassed.

you SHOULD feel embarrassed, you incompetent idiot.

>code monkey
>doing something important

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
he replied!!!
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

It's a bit funny but do delet.

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I keep seeing 8bit guy but older and Gaben but if he wasn't obese.

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OC

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>code monkeys
>in China
They're not actually programming anything, just copying what the CPC handed them (stolen from western countries) into Chinese.

Explain the legumes to me.

Read her blog, dropped front end development for a while and then came back, saying that after the whole shitstorm she took data structures and algorithms classes. Well, at least she's willing to learn.

shit looks badass dude
what are you on about?

Actually these dudes connected 5 different highways and also one or two secondary roads. There's too much going in holy shit

LAN parties?

>tfw when it exists
The southern state meme is real.

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This is why back end devs don't make good ui devs

GREEN
IS
MY
PEPPER

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found it
35°37'28.2"N 139°15'48.3"E

This is hilarious. Story?

>Ok, booding dhe kebnel :D:D:D:D

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i'm a Jow Forums newfag. can someone explain this to me?

Someone explain the joke pls?

WITH a tollbooth. This is actually pretty fucking complex. Not to mention this is in an area where it snows.

It looks like long winded Batman 3 reference

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Stallman is autistic

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AAAAA

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Eugen Pavel was also the name of a nuclear physicist turned anti-technology terrorist turned CIA informant

It's a pretty crazy story. His former group managed to kidnap him back during a plane transfer. Once they got him back to their hq the leader stood him up in front of everyone and snapped his neck with his bare hands

>muh black gold

Not necessarily corrupt memory. Could be a weird BIOS character set

>tollbooth
Jewish tricks always find a way, even if it involves complex engineering feats.

Old but gold.

Thanks for explaining, but as a man of culture, I prefer humor that is slightly above /tv/ references.

Is that funny? Honestly it's probably a good thing, have you seen those new community codes of ethics?

What is the alternative anyway?

doesnt look to bad from the drivers point of view

HOLY SHIT how retarded am I if I don't have a fucking job yet? The retard responses here from people with "years of experience" must mean programmers cant even program, yet I dont even get considered for an interview.

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>or an ordinary phone call
>Stallman would rather use the world's biggest listening device botnet than Skype

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epic thread, upvotes all around

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BOODING DHE KEBNEL :DDDD

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Funniest thing I have seen anywhere, in *at least* months.

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Actually what the fuck

I don't understand why this one is funny?
Compiler sees you wrote stupid shit. Compiler optimizes.

kek this is true, modern OS are utter blackbox outside your control.
was your post supposed to end in 358?