Why are so many programmers gay/trans/poly/bi or some other weird shit? I sometimes go out for social drinks with other young programmers from my city and 80% of them were gay/trans/poly/bi. What the fuck???
Most of them were completely lacking in masculinity/testosterone, were manlets, had weak miserable robotic personalities, and reminded me of shinji from evangelion.
I hope programmers on Jow Forums are not like this.
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I just go home my nigga
the straight ones go home
also, dont go to gay bars, faggot
>go out with fags
>Probably to fags bars
>Complain that the people that he goes out are all a bunch of fags
Just go home, fag. If you go out with fags, at least drug one of them and fuck his ass.
Now I'm getting paranoid that it was social drinks meetup just for gay programmers.
because of type casting.
man me;
woman new_me = (woman)me;
penis my_penis;
vagina my_vag = (vagina)cut_off(my_penis);
Probably not. Its because you are on a social circle full of fags, probably because of your job and hiring bias
>people that spend their entire lives treating a glorified calculator as their best friend
>functional
pick juan
This.
This commute sucks anyway.
because programmers are comprised of people who spend too much time on the computer. you should be able to see the obvious overlap
what do you think you're gonna get if you go to gay bars op
i wanna fug shinji
Because being straight it's not the norm in human nature but the norm in modern society.
who the fuck cares you annoying ass nigga as long as theyre not hitting on you or being obnovious it doesnt fucking matter
if theyre doing that just dont hang out with them you stupid cunt have you never had friends
Based faggot
Yes but does spending too much time on the computer make you gay/bi/trans?
I don't have a problem with fags. I'm just curious why there is such a higher % of fags among programmers.
They're nerds
just bag yourself a qt programmer gf (male) and quit whining
because you live in san francisco or another faggot honeypot
Government putting chemicals in the water that are turning the frogs (and programmers) gay
What the actual fuck did I just read
Careful, you'll get banned for mentioning Reddit here.
You live in San Francisco?
Because you have to be gay to choose working with code since you will basically be a monkey with low salary
Basically be a cuck
how is less sexual competition bad for you
stop complaining and get laid faggot
Step 1: Social reclusion
Step 2: Computer addiction. Computers become your to-go social interaction tool
Step 3: Loneliness gets you interested in anime
Step 4: You spend so much time on your pc, you want to know how things really work, leading to an interest in programming
Step 5: You become proficient enough to tell people you're into programming, using anime avatars on social media
Step 6: Since you spend the better years of your youth in reclusion, you aren't socially and psychologically calibrated and think your juvenile confusion means you're actually a girl
Step 7: Programming socks
less time spent outside doing exercise/meeting grills, less = less production of testosterone
more time on computer + little human interaction = more prone to stumble upon gay porn, furry forums or weird shit early in development
also fags are more likely to stay home in their PC due to the bullying outside and the amount of fags online
Really depends on your field and job. I've done work for a security company on the East Coast and everyone there is a boomer with kids who watches "the game". West Coast tech has way more hipsters than East Coast I've found.
I have the opposite problem of manlets.
>be me
>huge and strong sysadmin
>people think I'm a chad
>I'm actually a loner and an autist
>only big because I spend most of my free time working out
>women hit on me but spaghetti and pockets and stuff
>that face when gentle giant and misunderstood
>that feel when mice and keyboards are too small for me
I'd like to know the answer to this too. I'm interested in tech and am a fag as well. I wonder if there's a strong correlation, or even a causation somewhere in there?
Yeah faggot quit being such a faggot
old programmers are some pretty lazy shits who dont want to learn new shits. The robots are the dudes carrying 200% of their team, the transformer-for-a-genders are the bitching moaning self loathers that will do minimal work bc they need to "explore the gay" or whatever the fuck they do.
My point is the guy sitting down whos doing all the work, which is actually what matters, is what matters. Not the dude trying to get them some gay drinks after hours or the couple of faggots that surround these people during the day.
>I hope programmers on Jow Forums are not like this.
Based on what I have seen, Jow Forums is much more like this than the real world.
100% this
Nothing wrong with being poly. Its actually more manly and natural to fuck as many women as possibly.
This
Fantasy:
>Its actually more manly and natural to fuck as many women as possibly.
Reality:
>My wife fucks a lot of guys on the weekend while I sit at home and masturbate
Yep. My office of just under 1000 people has maybe 3 or 4 trannies. On Jow Forums traps are everywhere with their dragon dildos and programming socks.
>2018
>not having the type of relationship where you bring in girls for mff threesomes and nothing else
ironically this.
i blame nerd girls for not being attractive enough. their high testosterone levels really ruins shit in that department unless they have tremendous bussoms.
>unironically
i'm too high.
Too long give me the synopsis
It’s ok user. I love you.
>On Jow Forums traps are everywhere with their dragon dildos and programming socks.
I don't know if that makes me want to stop coming to Jow Forums or if it makes me want to come here more often. When did I become such a degenerate?
No problem. To me, nerd girls are usually more extreme. They'll have giant tits, giant ass, both (while probably being a bit chubby), be obese, be a bodybuilder, or be fucking tiny. Yuppie chicks all look the same. Nerd girls offer more variety, which is more interesting, but YMMV.
nerd girls can be really hot but the decently attractive/intelligent ones tend to be high-status in their niche and require more "psychological considerations," if you will.
we need to hijack this Koding w/ Karly shit and have actual women programmers become swimsuit models to "make CS more appealing to young women."
then the nerd girls will be slutty.
But I want hold hands with a smoll nerd girl.
Also they don’t do well in the field anyways
prolly cause they write good code. after all, isn't that what matters?
I honestly don't know a single woman who watches that shit. Maybe it's because I'm on the east coast (not the same as the other east coast user) but I only hear about this stuff from Jow Forums. Maybe one of my female friends uses Twitter.
You should chill out. Don't let the dweebs tell you not to enjoy traps if you like traps.
>not the same as the other east coast
there's only one east coast euronigger.
>gay/trans/poly/bi or some other weird shit
Autistic people are more likely to be programmers for obvious reasons.
Trans people are more likely to be autistic.
You probably have to be autistic to keep up with all the rules and shit that poly people have.
No I meant I'm not the same as the other user from the east coast in this post:
>autism
Oh yeah, of course! We can pretty much end this thread now.
If they're autistic and hot, more fun for everyone.
> mentally ill people being abundant in a profession where there are many mentally / socially inept people
surprise surprise
>Most of them were completely lacking in masculinity/testosterone, were manlets, had weak miserable robotic personalities
Sounds like me.
I'm straight though.
It just feels like I'm being brainwashed into liking femboys
Perhaps you were previously brainwashed into thinking it was wrong.
am I bi if I want to lick a girls ass while she rides a guy or is that just a cuck? even if shes not my gf/wife?
Sounds bi to me.
Programmers have always been sad pathetic nerds.
Now sad pathetic nerds just happen to be fags/sissies. Thats just the culture now.
Fuck boipussy and get on with your life.
autists manipulated by psychos
I never said I thought it was wrong. I just don't want to be gay.
Fucking a femboy (or just jerking off to it I guess) is like a 1 or a 2 on the kinsey scale. Don't worry about it. Doesn't stop you from liking girls.
>Because being straight it's not the norm in human nature but the norm in modern society.
cite?
>Too long give me the synopsis
The Advanced Faggotry Manifesto
t. Kaworu
As long as your tongue doesn't touch the guy you're still technically straight, just a weird pervert
Hey, owning dragon dildos doesn't necessarily make you gay.
You can't honestly believe this. In my experience fewer than 10% of developers are actually any good at more than gluing libraries together. Typically on any team you have one person pulling the architectural weight, and almost always it's a guy who's borderline on the spectrum. He might be gay, but that's far from his defining personality trait. He's very unlikely to go out to any social events, and would rather work on some personal projects where his autism can be free. It's important that this person is just a little bit autistic. Total normies just don't have the drive to get gud. Total autists are incapable of directing themselves towards productive goals. These are the people who write insane but highly functional monoliths in your codebase that do something nobody asked for. These are also the people who forget about actually writing software entirely and direct all their efforts towards being a cute girl. Their obsessive nature makes their intellect useless.
Niggah u wot. Don't fap to them if you don't want to be gay. They're dudes. Crazy dudes. It's gay as shit to really want them. If you want to be straight then fap to women. It's okay to get little buzzes in the back of your head that says "hey that's hot" when you look at a high effort tranny. You're attracted to women and they're trying to imitate that aesthetic so it's only natural. But remember: They're manipulating you; it's a lie. They're not really a girl and they never will be. Once you find out it's a dude you should feel disgusted at the manipulation. Don't feel any guilt about the feelings you had before then, it's not your fault. You're actually a victim.
Sedentary lifestyle leads to less testosterone. Embrace brogrammer life instead of mocking them and you will be 1000% happier and more satisfied.
>lacking in masculinity
So if I don't have muscles and not living in a gym, then I'm gay...
>He's very unlikely to go out to any social events, and would rather work on some personal projects where his autism can be free. It's important that this person is just a little bit autistic. Total normies just don't have the drive to get gud
reeeeeeeeee stop talking about me
it hurts
test
No but if you don't have muscles then you are lacking in masculinity
>I hope programmers on Jow Forums are not like this.
This is bait, right?
how would that make you gay to write colored texts that implement complex concepts so that colored pictures appear on screens?
I just can't see a connection
I want to be your friend.
probably straight but curious
When I transitioned, it used to be that you kinda had to be a hacker to get to where you could actually manipulate the system socially and legally enough to get what you wanted. So most transwomen tended to be in the hacker culture, whether it be computers or otherwise.
Now, you can just go, "UwU I'm a gurl", and they throw resources at you. I have no idea why the trend continues, although it's probably sample bias at this point. None of the younger trans people I know have any interest in tech.
I only know 2 trans girls and one studies CS. The other one is in a different field but knows a lot about hardware and can fix her own computer.
>and reminded me of shinji from evangelion.
So accurate. That also explains why millennials love that garbage show.
>Niggah u wot. Don't fap to them if you don't want to be gay. They're dudes. Crazy dudes. It's gay as shit to really want them. If you want to be straight then fap to women. It's okay to get little buzzes in the back of your head that says "hey that's hot" when you look at a high effort tranny. You're attracted to women and they're trying to imitate that aesthetic so it's only natural. But remember: They're manipulating you; it's a lie. They're not really a girl and they never will be. Once you find out it's a dude you should feel disgusted at the manipulation. Don't feel any guilt about the feelings you had before then, it's not your fault. You're actually a victim.
Based.
Truth.
>If you go out with fags, at least drug one of them and fuck his ass.
That's gay.
Good try fren.
It's not their fault though, it's a consequence of having no real father figure, being raised by single mothers and/or being fondled by a gay classmate, teacher or other sexual predator. You lose trust in humanity, become avoidant, and so you end up retreating into gaming, tech and other solitary pursuits.
Imagine being the person who drew this picture
Because you need to be a submissive faggot or a someone with a great interest in sodomy to consider a career path in what is basically the 20th century modern form of slavery.
Enjoy unpaid crunching and shitty wages code monkey.
Programmers don't do real work, that's why they're all soft, effeminate fags. I'm sorry OP that's just the way things are, so you better get used to wearing stripy knee socks and girls underwear.
If people see you going out with a bunch of fags, multiple times, they will assume you are one. Fucking someones ass wouldn't make things worst.
Programmers or "programmers"? Because the backbone of computer science is all straight white males the last time I checked.
And also jews.
>Free software, global guerrillas and open-source warfare, the explosion of markets wherever there is a demand being held back by the State — all of these things signal the end of the phallus
what the literal fuck is this that im reading?
That picture is chris chan level autism. Not too surprising coming from Jow Forumscel #2467273.
Faggotry affects women as well. That's not cool.
You checked wrong, because it's almost all Jews.
Since when Jews are not white/straight?
Jews are not white. This isn't about antisemitism, it's simply a truth of ethnography.
>it's ok to like traps
>because it actually means you are straight
The amount of denial/mental gymanistics in these people is worthy of its own psych research.
>conviniently leaves out the other large part of industry composed not fitting his snowflake pathology
Imagine being this much of a Jow Forumsiflower.