Why is Microsoft Windows 10 so comfy?

Microsoft must be getting better. These pro-windows posters almost sound human. It's like they're not even bots.

I've been meaning to get 10 since I've been out of the tech loop for a long fucking time but I don't even know where to get a good iso/activator any more. Anyone have a legit source?

> Install Windows 10.
> See advertisements in my Start Menu.

Back to Windows 7 I go.

>comfy
He doesnt know what a computer is for

it's very likely, viral marketing companies have been targeting g with Microsoft marketing for half a decade, perhaps more. it's unlikely that anyone not paid to do it would make such a stupid thread.

somewhat related, I have a laptop sitting in a bag in the corner with Windows 10 on it. My nephews mother dropped it up because it's got "many pop-ups", "probably a virus" and I'm supposed to fix it somehow since I'm "good with computers". Nevermind that I haven't used Windows since Windows 98 was popular. I figure I'll "fix it" either by reinstalling Windows 10 or by installing Fedora, haven't decided yet. I am guessing my nephews mother things I'm able to fix whatever vague thing's wrong because she once smashed that laptops screen with a rock after discovering that my nephew had porn in the browser history and I bought a compatible replacement screen and installed it a year ago.

Currently on 8.1 lel.

Know if only someone were to point me to a place where I could find a long term support build license...

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You get used to hell.
Just don't open your eyes.

Because you are of Indian descent, Rakeesh.

>marketing on 4channel
No one here buys anything
Also, nice blog, subscribed.

what's so comfy about it?

the slow boot, the slow shutdown, constant blue screens after an update, over 2500 threads running in the background, or the fact that i had to move to manjaro so that i could actually get some work done?

must be the latter

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Friend, do you not see that Windows 10© is the superior operating system? Enjoy rich features and easy integration with proprietary Microsoft software such as Microsoft Outlook©. Keep all of your data on the cloud with Windows OneDrive©. Pritect your local files with the included Windows Defender© anti virus software. Browse the web at lighting speed with the Edge© browser.

My friend you are missing out. Get Windows 10 today!

-Pajeet Anhud Mamjeet
Microsoft Marketing rep
New Delhi India

lol is that manjaro deepin?

no, that's xfce with plank

>No one here buys anything
doesn't change the fact that all the major tech companies have a large marketing budget and much of it is wasted on Jow Forums for some reason.

>Also, nice blog, subscribed.
thanks

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why is windows 7 infinitely comfier than your bloatware?

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One thing you get to appreciate about Koreans is how direct they are. You can be as easily direct with them without having to worry about hurting their feelings. They're tough as nails.

We're 4channel now. Linux is old and busted like Jow Forums

wintoddler10babby shill force detected

You mean why is Windows 95 so comfy?

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I'm using it on my new desktop for games and emulators
Gopher360 for mouse control with a gamepad, Firefox and few tools (7zip, notepad++, vlc, autohotkey), as a glorified console it's not bad
Not perfect: touch keyboard doesn't activate automatically if it doesn't detect a touchscreen, cursor sometimes isn't displayed if I don't move a real mouse after boot, laughably bad nfs client implementation, need to deactivate a lot of useless stuff, mandatory "basic" telemetry and preinstalled adware (that randomly reinstall itself after an update)
By default it literally sends to m$ a checksum of every .exe and downloaded files, URLs and whatever, check what Microsoft smartscreen does
Micropajeet should just develop a console os, I'm sure not logging on my bank website with this shit

XP and 7 are comfy
10 is just shit

>Jow Forums
>work

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they can't stop talking about the 'menu' which sometimes works, some installations, has been hugely problematic, because m$ can't program anything.

Microsoft Windows 10 represents the pinnacle of software engineering.
LOL

Wintards will defend being part of a botnet.

is ltsc 1809 stable now?

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Wait until you're outsourced bud.

fuckin this

no it's unusable trash, stay on 7

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btw, notice the blurry search box text compared to the rest, the ui is incredibly janky and can only be aethetically pleasing to a blind redditor
every update you have to go into the horrific new settings menu and flip the fucking privacy and telemetery switches again because they get unflipped on their own, just rebooting sometimes does it

Gnu/Linux can do all of this, you fucking mongoloid.

Yes, it's usable and non-trash. Use it on my VM serving laptop

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wtf is all this shit
>teamviewer instead of vnc
how reddit and tech illiterate can you get jesus

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vnc blocked at my community college and I'm to gay to set up a VPN on my router

desktop looking like shit

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Install windows 10 LTSB, there is no bloat or microsoft store. Cortana has also been removed.
Its basically win7 with a nice skin at that point.

>need to shut your computer the fuck down because you have to go.
>windows only presents "update and shutdown"
>press it because it is in the same fucking spot as shutdown
>oh fuck
>hold the power switch to kill system
>later you turn it on
>windows data corrupted, critical update failure, system is fucked
>have to reinstall shitdows again
>too many activations, can't activate
>fuck
>get chinkdows 10 Russia/China collaborative uncertified edition
>data now goes to M$, NSA, Xi Jinping's pron laptop, the GRU.
>so comfy...

It was made for normies but the second you try to anything that requires you to fix something like vulnerbilities it becomes the most irritating piece of shit

I'm convinced.
Installing Linux now

>wants their operating system to be "exciting"

Just reinstalled Windows 10 after being on the insider builds, there's no better feeling that a fresh Windows startup.

Nope :)

>opening a dozen windows of garbage just for a screenshot to make it look like you work

Um, sweetheart, those are all anime related windows.

okay, edgelord

a better feeling is an OS without windows rot

Kek, it’s so un-comfy. Pajeets literally watching you with VNC, MS searching your drives for wrongthink, literal ads in the start menu. Windows users should be ridiculed as fools.

Windows 10 has a lot of nice new things in it that makes me want to use it over any other version of Windows.

Too bad they felt the need to oversimplify things even further, shove updates and telemetry down our throats, add unnecessary half-baked features and always manage to find something new to break with each release.

When I buult a new PC I literally just took my hard drive with wibdows 10 installed from the old pc and put it into the new one and it just fucking booted like nothing was wrong. Can't do that shit with another distro

The most simple, consumer friendly things are botnets.
You want the non-tech- savy masses to eat your shit up aswell as Mossad, NSA and MSS

This.

>Can't do that shit with another distro
kek you dirty liar
I've actually done it a lot of times with ubuntu and it worked without problems thanks to linux dynamic loading of kernel modules (aka drivers)
windows often shitted itself when you changed a single component, I seriously doubt you can swap an EFI installation around without it refusing to boot

No it fuckin doesnt i hate it so much, older games barely work on it if at all FNV runs at 4fps Dark Messiah crashes no matter what fix if I have speakers on 10% of my steam library doesn't work updates in the middle of games oh and you cant deny an update you can tell jt to fuck off but eventually it will install itself

Because you’re an Indian paid to shill microdick products on Jow Forums?

Windows turned to shit with xp. This is a fact.