Agile

This kills me every fucking time
Bloody commie vizard. Also roll

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What the fuck is disruptive?

>release management
>update cycles
>quality management
>disaster recovery
>backups

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son of a bitch

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>low level
>programming
>imperative
>waterfall

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>hyperconverged
I fucking hate that buzzword, holy shit.
I like the technology, but holy crap you can tell some Silicon Valley morons figured that name to sell more stuff.

Try being the only programmer on a scrum team. Yeah, you're having an hour meeting with a "scrum master" (exec idiot) every day. My colleague has a lot of horror stories.

>blockchain
Silicon Valley retards who took adapted a technology and forgot to change the name in the process.
>"so user wtf is blockchain anyway, i've seen a video on the crypto part but why is the tech industry wet for this?"
>it's a distributed database with no master, for scenarios where you want more database nodes and still want data integrity
>"oh, why didn't those retards say that from the start!"

>"we're changing how you used to think about X"
What we used to call "innovation" way back. Things have to be "disruptive" to catch tech headlines sometimes.

Tell me those stories

dubs

Give me that wiz biz.